The big thread of personal fail

[Claw75]

Mantis does your gym have CCTV?

Yes it does and yes we have and yes it is funny.

hurry up then!

[leethefish]

Mantis does your gym have CCTV?

Yes it does and yes we have and yes it is funny.

please.... i beg you to post this!

[smashedagain]

Mantis does your gym have CCTV?

Yes it does and yes we have and yes it is funny.

please.... i beg you to post this!

Your stuff is legendary but please let us enjoy this

[Girgy85]

I fail in life full stop.

[leethefish]

I fail in life full stop.

you ain't failing nothing bud ...crushing the weight loss

[Amatay]

I spent the entire day last Tuesday talking as if it was Sunday. My gf let me do this all day until she decided to put me out of my misery and inform me that it was in fact Tuesday and not Sunday :/

 FYP

lolz

[paulhouk03]

i fail at life also

[leethefish]

i fail at life also

as far as i know you aint crushing the weight loss bud!

[EvilPie]

Nothing but win here but I'll enjoy reading everybody else's failures.

[gatso]

have we got a youtube link to mantis yet?

[nirvana]

have we got a youtube link to mantis yet?

It can't be as funny as the write up.. let it remain, forever, a written work

[gatso]

it's so good that you've always come across as being the reincarnation of gordon brittas and that has now been 100% confirmed

[Redsgirl]

This thread has brought back to me a little episode that still makes me want to punch myself in the face when I think about it 12 years on.
We used to visit a country pub every sunday for their fantastic carvery, and always had a bit of polite banter with the "front of house" guy and his dad, who carved the roasts.
We weren't on first name terms or anything, but they'd always manage to find us a table no matter how busy they were, and were generally nice people.
One sunday we turned up a little late in the day, I was absolutely starving, so I got in the carvery queue while hubby got the drinks.
Unusually, the younger guy was carving that week, so when it was my turn I said breezily "whats going on here? You been demoted?" He kind of mumbled his reply, and to be honest I was concentrating more on my lunch than him so I just laughed gaily "Hahahaha, can I have more roasties please?" I did notice him staring after me with a stricken look on his face as I walked away but by then I was trying to get to my table before the gravy I'd ladled on dripped on the floor.
I only realised something was wrong when I saw my husband marching towards me, red faced and obv mortified.
Unfortunately, when He'd went to get his meal, the by now tearful man had asked him why his wife had found it so amusing when he'd told me he was there because his father had sadly passed away on friday...........
Cue a sharp exit, Harry wouldn't even let me go and apologise, He said he'd explained that I wasn't fit to be taken out in public and that I'd said enough for one day.
I made sunday dinner at home after that.

[leethefish]

This thread has brought back to me a little episode that still makes me want to punch myself in the face when I think about it 12 years on.
We used to visit a country pub every sunday for their fantastic carvery, and always had a bit of polite banter with the "front of house" guy and his dad, who carved the roasts.
We weren't on first name terms or anything, but they'd always manage to find us a table no matter how busy they were, and were generally nice people.
One sunday we turned up a little late in the day, I was absolutely starving, so I got in the carvery queue while hubby got the drinks.
Unusually, the younger guy was carving that week, so when it was my turn I said breezily "whats going on here? You been demoted?" He kind of mumbled his reply, and to be honest I was concentrating more on my lunch than him so I just laughed gaily "Hahahaha, can I have more roasties please?" I did notice him staring after me with a stricken look on his face as I walked away but by then I was trying to get to my table before the gravy I'd ladled on dripped on the floor.
I only realised something was wrong when I saw my husband marching towards me, red faced and obv mortified.
Unfortunately, when He'd went to get his meal, the by now tearful man had asked him why his wife had found it so amusing when he'd told me he was there because his father had sadly passed away on friday...........
Cue a sharp exit, Harry wouldn't even let me go and apologise, He said he'd explained that I wasn't fit to be taken out in public and that I'd said enough for one day.
I made sunday dinner at home after that.

[outragous76]

Today I woke up early thinking you could do things before 10am on a Sunday!

So wrong!