Buying sh!t - Way of the Nit

[millidonk]

Was going to post this on Eso's £40 to 20k thread as it is kind of the same thing with a few twists. But i didn't want to derail and i think this concept could be fun and possibly even worthy of its own thread.

Basically I always buy stuff I want but don't really need and i usually just flick it in without any further thought. With my upcoming life changes, not having time to play poker and generally just punting on anything without rhyme or reason I need to change my ways.

I will be going on spinups to see how much shit i can buy, betting on nothing with odds higher than evs, with the bankroll rolling over until i have enough to buy said item, then starting again onto the next thing. If i bust i will start over or move onto a different item. Selections will basically be whatever comes across my path or just my own little fancies. I wont be waiting forever to find that perfect bet, this is more a case of quelling my degen urges with a low output.

So to start with i have £200, 3 x £40 shots and 4 x £20 shots.

The list in order:

Decent camera £500
PS Vita £220
Outdoor jacuzzi tub 8k
Car 6k
Liposuction 3.5k
Maybe the occasional tourney buy in.

For those who don't have a clue what i am talking about, see this spreadsheet:

Click to see full-size image.

So in a perfect world after bet 7 bets @1/2 or lower i would have £500 for the camera and £65 to start spinning again. If it goes tits up i start over again.

Feel free to:

Spin up yourselves, give ideas for stuff to buy, share tips or just enjoy the ride.

It's my bday in 7 days and i want a new camera, so the first part for the camera is 7 bets in 7days.

Bet 1-

[outragous76]

[outragous76]

but GLGL

You know ill be glue to it

[Marky147]

Haha yeah surefire way to change your habits, random spin up punting

As above though and will be glued

I call on 3.5ks worth of lipo 

[Horneris]

How much Liposuction do you get for £3,500?

[gatso]

please win the lipo, it'll be an awesome twist on the fat thread

[millidonk]

How much Liposuction do you get for £3,500?

Fair bit of belly, tits an ass I hope. ranges from £1500-£5000 so i went for middle of the road.

please win the lipo, it'll be an awesome twist on the fat thread

tbh, its my only hope to make my next target.

[MahoganyVic]

Amazing thread! Good luck

[smashedagain]

You can't get hippo suction for £3500 I know

[outragous76]

You can't get hippo suction for £3500 I know

incred - pls tell me thats an i phone auto correct

[craigbetts]

How about saving up to buy a few things? Nobody to my knowledge has binked a return on Eso's thread and just shows how tough the challenge is. Can see you throwing 200 notes away that you have to ask yourself, can you afford to lose this?

Or put up x amount into ukipt and ask for staking for the remainder?..

End thread.......

[mondatoo]

How about saving up to buy a few things? Nobody to my knowledge has binked a return on Eso's thread and just shows how tough the challenge is. Can see you throwing 200 notes away that you have to ask yourself, can you afford to lose this?

Or put up x amount into ukipt and ask for staking for the remainder?..

End thread.......

Norrrrrrrrrrrr, thread has huge potential, don't do it.

PS You playing UKIPT ?

[Marky147]

How about saving up to buy a few things? Nobody to my knowledge has binked a return on Eso's thread and just shows how tough the challenge is. Can see you throwing 200 notes away that you have to ask yourself, can you afford to lose this?

Or put up x amount into ukipt and ask for staking for the remainder?..

End thread.......

Why didn't I know you when I was at Chicksands Betts?

I might have saved my DV

[millidonk]

How about saving up to buy a few things? Nobody to my knowledge has binked a return on Eso's thread and just shows how tough the challenge is. Can see you throwing 200 notes away that you have to ask yourself, can you afford to lose this?

Or put up x amount into ukipt and ask for staking for the remainder?..

End thread.......

I'm not actually sure if this is meant to be a level or not but you made me Lolz anyway Mr Sensible.

Eso has had a decent run on there, as has Ironside and Sicillian. A fair few cameras, PS Vitas and maybe a blast or 2 on the old lippo could have been bought... Not after the world just a few tangible goals and a bit of fun..

To answer your question yes i can afford to lose £200. I'm a degen but i'm not that busto.... yet. 

I can't play any of the dates of the UKIPT, hence why i have bought bits and pieces of about 5 people including 10% of yourself.

I am of the 'i want it now' generation, saving is for you old boys and Betts you still had a 12 inch black and white tv in 2010 and i think you own 1 dvd. Unfortunately for our bank balances we can't all be like you bruva.

This is going to be fun and any other anti morale posts like this in the future will be swiftly moved. Peace.
 

[millidonk]

You can't get hippo suction for £3500 I know

Incred work herbie. I expect you to be on here when that wig needs replacing.