Finally a RSQ worth winning (£5,000 prize gtd by Rob Yong sort of)

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moved to op

here they are. just about got inside Guys record time.

1. Name a countries flag that does not contain Red or Blue

2. Name a chocolate bar made by Nestle.

3. Name an animal from the Chinese calendar

4. Name a brand of cigarettes commonly found on sale in Tesco

5. Name a former world snooker champion

6. Name a deadly sin

7. Name a country that has won the football world cup

8. Name a make of car beginning with any of the letters F,M,L

9. Name a Waddingtons board game.

10. Name a mode of public transport.

11. Name a member of DTD staff who is not a regular dealer

12. Name a heavy weight boxing champ in the last 30 years.



Right flame away

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Already it's up in a heap FFS!  Rules and questions are supposed to be in the first couple of posts on page one.  We're already on page two and so far only some joke rules put up, no questions and a total FARCE!

Good point. give me half an hour and will see if i can copy n paste it to my first post.

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wtf is going on here lol.

And get rid of rule 9 please. The whole point of this is to choose those answers. Shouldn't be penalised for doing so.

Skittles vodka  

ok enough for now infant school run, park then cook tea. will answer queries later

[MintTrav]

7. Name a country to win the world cup

What does that mean? It reads like you are asking for a country that will win the World Cup - how are you going to decide what is an incorrect answer? Or did you mean a country that has already won it?
Any sport, obv, as none is mentioned.

[leethefish]

farce

[TRIP5]

right here we go again.

So after months of coming 2nd (in before the wife) i messed up big time last week and actually won the RSQ. What a nightmare this is already.

Guy has tried to help me by sending me his spreadsheet from last week but tbh i dont think its gonna be much use because i think i am going to ask different questions to him, probably get different people entering and giving different answers so using his scores are gonna be way off the mark (i cant take the chance on ever winning this again).

Due to my sick IT skills i feel that the reveal may be a total Farce lasting many days or even weeks so i am going to have to implement some rule changes. To compensate for the deviation from the norm those who agree to the changes become elligable for the prize. Those that dont agree can not win the prize but can continue to take part and object to their hearts content but in all honesty will probably be ignored.

Ok about the prize. I am jealous of Rob chucking around these £1million gtd prizes at will so i fancied a go at being Billy big Bucks this week. I sat down with Simon and Nick to discuss Dtd putting up the £5k prize for this as a goodwill gesture. They said "GTFO and how the hell did you get in our office" so it looks like its just down to me and Rob again. You all know that Rob has already gtd the UKIPT at £1 million but here is the thing. He aint actually gonna give you anything because this event is gonna hit the required runners and if it does not i would valet in Dtd in a skirt for a full shift in high heels.

However hope is not lost and the £5,000 is going to come out of my pocket. The kind live players at dtd were kind enough to gift me a seat into the UKIPT at the first live satellite so i am in for next to nothing. After my wife takes her 50%, chippyman (aka frankie) gets is 10% swop and i pay all my debts off i am left with a spare 2.5% which i am gonna give upto the quiz winner. This will amount to a very tasty £5,000 from the £200k first prize that i am going to win.

Yes thats right you are in the running to get a 2.5% freeroll in the ukipt. Now i can hear you all crying "this guy has kids to feed, how can he be so generous, he is just giving money away, what a complete idiot, thats gotta be one of the worst decisions ever and that has to be themost -ev  decision  ever." You are all obv right but please let me explain why i am being so stupid............. I actually like Frankie a lot swop with him to get some run good.

so there you have it. you are to allow me some rule changes in return for the added prize.



God this has taken all morning and now have to go pick up the twins from the nursery.

You did not really expect the questions and rules as well did you. will try to get em done this afternoon. i know the rule changes but aint actually thought of any questions yet.

was gonna spell check but could nottake the chance of losing all this again

FTFL;DFR

Pretty sure essay's are banned in RSQ's... If not then Tighty needs to add it to the rules!!

Cliffs and delete orig pls..

Abso fecking lolfarce

xx

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7. Name a country to win the world cup

What does that mean? It reads like you are asking for a country that will win the World Cup - how are you going to decide what is an incorrect answer? Or did you mean a country that has already won it?
Any sport, obv, as none is mentioned.

ty. sort of help i needed. I was starting to flag by question 7 but as you can see i managed to incorporate FML & BOARD into question 8 and 9 before i got a 2nd wind.

original post now corrected and updated with all the current entries.

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right here we go again.

So after months of coming 2nd (in before the wife) i messed up big time last week and actually won the RSQ. What a nightmare this is already.

Guy has tried to help me by sending me his spreadsheet from last week but tbh i dont think its gonna be much use because i think i am going to ask different questions to him, probably get different people entering and giving different answers so using his scores are gonna be way off the mark (i cant take the chance on ever winning this again).

Due to my sick IT skills i feel that the reveal may be a total Farce lasting many days or even weeks so i am going to have to implement some rule changes. To compensate for the deviation from the norm those who agree to the changes become elligable for the prize. Those that dont agree can not win the prize but can continue to take part and object to their hearts content but in all honesty will probably be ignored.

Ok about the prize. I am jealous of Rob chucking around these £1million gtd prizes at will so i fancied a go at being Billy big Bucks this week. I sat down with Simon and Nick to discuss Dtd putting up the £5k prize for this as a goodwill gesture. They said "GTFO and how the hell did you get in our office" so it looks like its just down to me and Rob again. You all know that Rob has already gtd the UKIPT at £1 million but here is the thing. He aint actually gonna give you anything because this event is gonna hit the required runners and if it does not i would valet in Dtd in a skirt for a full shift in high heels.

However hope is not lost and the £5,000 is going to come out of my pocket. The kind live players at dtd were kind enough to gift me a seat into the UKIPT at the first live satellite so i am in for next to nothing. After my wife takes her 50%, chippyman (aka frankie) gets is 10% swop and i pay all my debts off i am left with a spare 2.5% which i am gonna give upto the quiz winner. This will amount to a very tasty £5,000 from the £200k first prize that i am going to win.

Yes thats right you are in the running to get a 2.5% freeroll in the ukipt. Now i can hear you all crying "this guy has kids to feed, how can he be so generous, he is just giving money away, what a complete idiot, thats gotta be one of the worst decisions ever and that has to be themost -ev  decision  ever." You are all obv right but please let me explain why i am being so stupid............. I actually like Frankie a lot swop with him to get some run good.

so there you have it. you are to allow me some rule changes in return for the added prize.



God this has taken all morning and now have to go pick up the twins from the nursery.

You did not really expect the questions and rules as well did you. will try to get em done this afternoon. i know the rule changes but aint actually thought of any questions yet.

was gonna spell check but could nottake the chance of losing all this again

FTFL;DFR

Pretty sure essay's are banned in RSQ's... If not then Tighty needs to add it to the rules!!

Cliffs and delete orig pls..

Abso fecking lolfarce

xx

cliffs.....its all bollocks & you probably dont want £5 grand anyway.

ps i cant find the delete button.

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8 is a complete copout. Part of the QM responsibility is to deal with objections on the night, with a serviceable spreadsheet, in a timely fashion

The whole name of the game is to get the most obscure answers! It is a skill, not something that should be penalised by those only capable of more humdrum answers voting against them

I am out, in high dudgeon

FARCE!

how sure are you that its a skill. i messed up last week passing the scrabble question and thought Wigan still played at the JJB. Just because you are going for the tenth RSQ win does not mean its skill. us young kids think you old boys are far too results orientated.

Atm you are in equal 2nd place with Dmorgan. Thats bound to change when folks start using their anal git cards

[MintTrav]

11. Name a member of DTD staff who is not a regular dealer

When I set one of these (which will be never), I'm going to ask the name of someone who works in a shop in Portsmouth so only locals or people who go there regularly will know.

[outragous76]

Presume we don't need surnames? So we can say Betty the barmaid?

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11. Name a member of DTD staff who is not a regular dealer

When I set one of these (which will be never), I'm going to ask the name of someone who works in a shop in Portsmouth so only locals or people who go there regularly will know.

my mistake MintTrav. i naturally assumed most people would know at least a few of the staff at DTD. they spam facebook,twitter,emails etc etc as well as posting on here. i am gonna have to leave it up now as entries are flooding in.

take it from me. running one of these things aint even worth the £5 grand

yes first names ok Guy. tbh mate i have just gone past the point of even caring if its right or wrong. trying to do this in the garden watching the kids and just managed to trap my finger in the patio doors and dropped the laptop.

[gatso]

7. Name a country to win the world cup

What does that mean? It reads like you are asking for a country that will win the World Cup - how are you going to decide what is an incorrect answer? Or did you mean a country that has already won it?
Any sport, obv, as none is mentioned.

seriously, why would you do this? the whole point of these is to make it as awkward as possible for the person running it. now he's specified football you've removed a major part of the farce from the quiz

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7. Name a country to win the world cup

What does that mean? It reads like you are asking for a country that will win the World Cup - how are you going to decide what is an incorrect answer? Or did you mean a country that has already won it?
Any sport, obv, as none is mentioned.

seriously, why would you do this? the whole point of these is to make it as awkward as possible for the person running it. now he's specified football you've removed a major part of the farce from the quiz

soon as i saw you had posted i thought omg now i'm in trouble. believe me nothing is more awkward than what i'm going through right now

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soon as i saw you had posted i thought omg now i'm in trouble. believe me nothing is more awkward than what i'm going through right now

when I saw your questions earlier my first thought was 'brilliant, he's messed up, please don't let anyone point it out to him'. I can guarantee there were quite a few others with the same thought. massive sigh now though