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« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2012, 03:30:51 AM »

WotR, today you posted on PHA, why are you posting useless drivel there and not answering the fans on here?

Also, your post implied that it was possible that there were 5 aces in one deck of cards. What made you say this?

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More importantly, why are we not 3-betting pre? Or, put simpler... 3-BET PRE!

Losing to just 1 combo of AA and 1 combo of QQ.... call.

when hero has AJ and the board is AQQxA
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« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2012, 09:38:32 AM »

I it right you are from Norfolk? Are Skipper and Adam Daniel related to you?
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« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2012, 09:51:37 AM »

What is your standard nandos order?
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« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2012, 12:15:13 PM »

You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose?


If you had the chance to go back in time for 24 hours, where and when would you go?


If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?


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« Reply #79 on: May 17, 2012, 02:08:20 AM »

Would you rather be punched lightly in both bollocks or hard in one?

Would you spin a roulette wheel where 1-36 pays £25,000,000 but 0 means you die immediately?

Would you have sex with Mila Kunis if there was a i) 5%, ii)12.5%, iii)20% chance she would have a penis?



^For inspiration/the fans (diary is a bit shit mate no offence)
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« Reply #80 on: May 17, 2012, 08:08:17 AM »

I would if she 100% had one. Obv would need the wife's permission but pretty sure she would say yes Smiley
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« Reply #81 on: May 17, 2012, 10:47:49 AM »

I would if she 100% had one. Obv would need the wife's permission but pretty sure she would say yes Smiley

If she had one Jase your wife could join in Smiley
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« Reply #82 on: May 17, 2012, 11:55:38 AM »

I would if she 100% had one. Obv would need the wife's permission but pretty sure she would say yes Smiley

such a devoted husband you are.

I went up to 45/55% providing I was allowed to shamelessly brag about it.
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« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2012, 01:03:05 PM »

I would if she 100% had one. Obv would need the wife's permission but pretty sure she would say yes Smiley

such a devoted husband you are.

I went up to 45/55% providing I was allowed to shamelessly brag about it.

What if you were publicly broadcast? Man enough?

Would be the most awesome tv show. Deal or no deal extreme. Box's ranging from Maggie thatch to 100 virgins
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« Reply #84 on: May 17, 2012, 01:13:04 PM »

Can confirm my wife would allow me this indiscretion if she can watch. Just need to find someone this hot with a dick and we got ourselves a show Smiley

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« Reply #85 on: May 17, 2012, 02:27:02 PM »

Can confirm my wife would allow me this indiscretion if she can watch. Just need to find someone this hot with a dick and we got ourselves a show Smiley



I will fine u one jas if u confirm me  that u going to
do the show!  HE defo will b hotter than that picture.
Guarantee or money back
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« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2012, 02:32:32 PM »

Can confirm my wife would allow me this indiscretion if she can watch. Just need to find someone this hot with a dick and we got ourselves a show Smiley



I will fine u one jas if u confirm me  that u going to
do the show!  HE defo will b hotter than that picture.
Guarantee or money back
Wtf money back gtd. I don't mind taking one for the boys but 100% won't be paying for the privaledge
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« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2012, 01:55:01 PM »

If wit was shit would you be constipated ?

If brains were dynamite ,could you blow your nose ?
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« Reply #88 on: May 18, 2012, 11:15:48 PM »

I would if she 100% had one. Obv would need the wife's permission but pretty sure she would say yes Smiley

such a devoted husband you are.

I went up to 45/55% providing I was allowed to shamelessly brag about it.

what if "she" had the option to go first?
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« Reply #89 on: May 21, 2012, 10:40:36 AM »

I would if she 100% had one. Obv would need the wife's permission but pretty sure she would say yes Smiley

such a devoted husband you are.

I went up to 45/55% providing I was allowed to shamelessly brag about it.

what if "she" had the option to go first?

Just have a few stiff ones before hand and think of it as the cutest prostate exam available this side of Thailand... 2 birds, one stone.
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