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« Reply #105 on: May 19, 2012, 09:26:39 AM »

People who hoard money for their entire lives and live like poor people.
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« Reply #106 on: May 19, 2012, 09:27:58 AM »

People who speak to their own children in public like they are the scum of the earth
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« Reply #107 on: May 19, 2012, 09:29:44 AM »

Linkedin. A place to effectively Bullshit about what you do for a living

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« Reply #108 on: May 19, 2012, 09:31:57 AM »

People's obsession with keeping on top of all (or any of) the uk's soap operas. These people usually find out exactly what is going to happen in the story lines weeks before it actually happens.
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« Reply #109 on: May 19, 2012, 09:35:36 AM »

Tyre kickers who have zero intention of buying anything but feel the need to waste everyones time and make a hideously offensively low offer, and then wander off and go to the next shop/salesman/car boot and waste everyone else's time (including their own)
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« Reply #110 on: May 19, 2012, 09:37:17 AM »

Scientology. I don't get it, so you believe humans are actually aliens reincarnated. Ah I see makes sense.
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« Reply #111 on: May 19, 2012, 09:43:37 AM »

People who put 6 consecutive posts what they could have just put in 1
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« Reply #112 on: May 19, 2012, 09:54:36 AM »

Trolls who don't actually contribute to the thread in a creative way and instead make a shallow attempt at humour instead by referring to a poster in the thread

The irony
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« Reply #113 on: May 19, 2012, 10:03:56 AM »

Sigh....
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« Reply #114 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:38 AM »

People who put 6 consecutive posts what they could have just put in 1

   I really don't get it. Why wouldn't you just make a list in one post?
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« Reply #115 on: May 19, 2012, 10:30:26 AM »

Players that call everyone sir

Old Male poker players that like everyone calling everyone sir ;-)
Again lol Smiley
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« Reply #116 on: May 19, 2012, 10:39:50 AM »

TV programmes that start with a 3 minute trailer that gives the whole story away. (American documentaries are the worst offenders. they include a reminder before and after every ad break).

TV interviews where the camera flies around the room and then zooms up the interviewee's nostril.

TV programmes which include dramatic reconstructions where the 'drama' is provided by the camera zooming in on the subject in a series of rapid jumps. often accompanied by a flash of white screen and the sound a tin tea tray makes when you hit yourself over the head with it.
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« Reply #117 on: May 19, 2012, 11:12:28 AM »

Scientology. I don't get it, so you believe humans are actually aliens reincarnated. Ah I see makes sense.

+1 Christian til I die.
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« Reply #118 on: May 19, 2012, 11:22:12 AM »

Scientology. I don't get it, so you believe humans are actually aliens reincarnated. Ah I see makes sense.

+1 Christian til I die.
And then what will you be?
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« Reply #119 on: May 19, 2012, 11:22:57 AM »

What is going through the mind of most live players when they are in the tank
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