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« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2012, 09:03:21 PM » |
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blokes that shave/wax their chest
fruit/herbal/earl grey tea
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2012, 09:03:49 PM » |
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Tulisa what's her name The media destroying any English Football manager Real ale drinkers Skinny dropped crotched carrot chinos Messi being described as the best ever  |
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"We're not here to take part, we're here to take over"
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« Reply #77 on: May 18, 2012, 09:03:53 PM » |
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Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. Does anyone edit?
Football club overobsessionism. I've known of people being killed just for wearing the wrong strip. IT'S JUST A SILLY GAME!
Rap Music
Driving round and round town in a souped-up old motor. Hold your orgasms, ladies!
The happy acceptance of a life that is 99.99 percent filled with the mundane.
Apple obsessions.
Poking on Facebook.
Posting on someone's wall on FB about how much you love them/their face/that last night you spent with them.
Morris dancers.
Hey what have Morris dancers ever done If you are one, they have gone up in my estimation. Have we ever met in real life so to speak? No, but I know you well enough from here to know that you are level-headed with decent taste. Lol it's cool no morris dancing here .....wondered if you'd bite! If we had met I think u would guess that ! lol one day mate. I'll listen for jingling bells |
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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« Reply #78 on: May 18, 2012, 09:04:38 PM » |
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Tulisa what's her name The media destroying any English Football manager Real ale drinkers Skinny dropped crotched carrot chinos Messi being described as the best ever It was all going so well until the Messi part. |
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« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2012, 09:05:07 PM » |
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Online Grammer police.
PS Did I get the their correct ? getttttttttttttt.
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If you get to the yeasty clunge you've gone too far
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« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2012, 09:05:48 PM » |
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Micky Flanagan
people that wear the waistband of their jeans below their arse
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #81 on: May 18, 2012, 09:06:44 PM » |
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White beer
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"...And If You Flash Him A Smile He'll Take Your Teeth As Deposit..."
"Sheriff Fatman" - Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
2006 Blonde Caption Comp Ultimate Champion (to be replaced by actual poker achievements when I have any)
GUKPT Online Main Event Winner 2008 (yay, a poker achievement!)
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« Reply #82 on: May 18, 2012, 09:07:04 PM » |
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Why 'English Muffins' as ordered in the USA can't be found in England.
LOL any supermarket mate Taste and texture are totally different. UK ones are 'bready' inside, US ones are more crumpety. was gonna say - isn't that just what american's call crumpets? No, they're different again! a long time ago i was wandering alone along hollywood boulevard (as you do) when a hell's angel type started chatting to me as we waited to cross the road. "hey, you're english" he said. "yes i am" I replied. "do you like tea and crumpets?" "they're ok" "wtf IS a crumpet" "I believe it's what you call an english muffin". Now I know I misled the friendly man and i feel bad. if anyone would like to sponsor me to go back to track him down and right this travesty then please get in touch  |
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« Reply #83 on: May 18, 2012, 09:07:59 PM » |
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people that haven't turned off the 'a new reply was posted....' thingamegig
Micky Flanagan
people that wear the waistband of their jeans below their arse
Tom had already covered the last one "sagging" as it's called if you're street. i presumed he was talking about lady's boobies. I would like to say I didn't get that either but I'm a big girl up top |
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« Reply #84 on: May 18, 2012, 09:09:17 PM » |
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White beer
any beer. with that in mind, especially non-alcoholic beer |
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« Reply #85 on: May 18, 2012, 09:10:48 PM » |
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Why 'English Muffins' as ordered in the USA can't be found in England.
LOL any supermarket mate Taste and texture are totally different. UK ones are 'bready' inside, US ones are more crumpety. was gonna say - isn't that just what american's call crumpets? No, they're different again! Really wish someone could tell me what English Muffins are called in this country. |
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #86 on: May 18, 2012, 09:11:26 PM » |
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Why 'English Muffins' as ordered in the USA can't be found in England.
LOL any supermarket mate Taste and texture are totally different. UK ones are 'bready' inside, US ones are more crumpety. was gonna say - isn't that just what american's call crumpets? No, they're different again! Really wish someone could tell me what English Muffins are called in this country. Muffins  |
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« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2012, 09:11:52 PM » |
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Why 'English Muffins' as ordered in the USA can't be found in England.
LOL any supermarket mate Taste and texture are totally different. UK ones are 'bready' inside, US ones are more crumpety. was gonna say - isn't that just what american's call crumpets? No, they're different again! Really wish someone could tell me what English Muffins are called in this country. I'm guessing we just don't have them, so the 'english' tag is a bit misleading! |
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« Reply #88 on: May 18, 2012, 09:27:15 PM » |
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Adam Sandler
Donnie Darko
How any politician can claim that exams aren't getting easier after 20 consecutive years of increased pass rates.
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"...And If You Flash Him A Smile He'll Take Your Teeth As Deposit..."
"Sheriff Fatman" - Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
2006 Blonde Caption Comp Ultimate Champion (to be replaced by actual poker achievements when I have any)
GUKPT Online Main Event Winner 2008 (yay, a poker achievement!)
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« Reply #89 on: May 18, 2012, 09:31:37 PM » |
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Adam Sandler
Donnie Darko
How any politician can claim that exams aren't getting easier after 20 consecutive years of increased pass rates.
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