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« Reply #240 on: June 06, 2012, 09:39:12 PM »

Young kids that buy 1.0 cheap cr@p cars because they cant afford the insurance then spend £1000s on body kits, paint jobs, seats, rollbars and so on.
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« Reply #241 on: June 06, 2012, 09:40:50 PM »

SAXO - Citreon
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« Reply #242 on: June 06, 2012, 09:57:33 PM »

Hunger Games
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Cazu Marzu ( Spanish Cheese Filled with live Maggots )
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« Reply #243 on: June 06, 2012, 10:03:30 PM »

The Olympics
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« Reply #244 on: June 06, 2012, 10:04:56 PM »

Just would prefer a Super Bowl/Euros/World Cup
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« Reply #245 on: June 06, 2012, 10:08:15 PM »

Paloma Faith.  Why the heck do the press give you the time of day?
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Most of the bets placed so far seem more like hopeful punts rather than value spots
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« Reply #246 on: June 06, 2012, 11:48:42 PM »

People who listen to music on their mobiles through the speakers

1) You are distrubing me
2) The sound quality is piss poor
3) The music you listen to is crap, not that I can work out what it is
4) Made even worse if it is more than one of you
5) How do you know if your phone is ringing

Just sing along with them. That or point out how whatever they are listening to is sooooo last year.

I once asked a mackenzie-swathed oik on the train to turn his music up as a few of us were working out which Barbara Steisand song was being sampled. He could not have hated life more at that moment. It only cost me a small lie...
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« Reply #247 on: June 07, 2012, 07:43:49 AM »

Hunger Games
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What are hunger games?
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« Reply #248 on: June 07, 2012, 08:55:48 AM »

Hunger Games
Fake Tan
Cazu Marzu ( Spanish Cheese Filled with live Maggots )
Jager Bombs
Gok Wan
Imitation Log Fires
Nigdawg ( name obv  )


What are hunger games?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hunger-Games-Suzanne-Collins/dp/1407109081/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1339055720&sr=8-1
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« Reply #249 on: June 07, 2012, 09:05:01 AM »

Hunger Games
Fake Tan
Cazu Marzu ( Spanish Cheese Filled with live Maggots )
Jager Bombs
Gok Wan
Imitation Log Fires
Nigdawg ( name obv  )


What are hunger games?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hunger-Games-Suzanne-Collins/dp/1407109081/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1339055720&sr=8-1

Ahh, I see. Ty.
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« Reply #250 on: June 07, 2012, 10:29:02 AM »

was in reference to the film. havn't read the book although if it's anything like the film there's like zero chance i will pick the book up.
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« Reply #251 on: June 07, 2012, 04:17:24 PM »

http://keh.hu/index.html

 
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #252 on: June 07, 2012, 04:39:23 PM »


the braille?
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« Reply #253 on: June 07, 2012, 04:53:51 PM »


I can't get it to work! No matter how slowly I run my finger across it!

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #254 on: June 07, 2012, 05:02:13 PM »


Cazu Marzu ( Spanish Cheese Filled with live Maggots )



Oof, had a look at that on the web last night. I guess it's mainly bravado..... It does affect the flavour and consistency of the cheese (which itself has pretty much decomposed). The maggots can live on pretty healthily inside you, but can't do you damage. Other types of maggots can, when they survive and start burrowing :/
Some people put the cheese in a sealed bag at the table, to suffocate them (pitter patter popping sound as they jump for their lives). And they do jump a lot when disturbed, up to 15cm, people eat the dish sometimes with their hand over it to catch them. The EU banned it (maybe dangerous), but that was overturned (because it's a traditional, going back centuries, so allowed.)
What's wrong with a nice cheese triangle?
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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