Ever got into a fight as a result of poker?

[Rob]

Considering I've only played in a cardroom since October, and have been called a c*nt and various other things, I don't give it too long before I'll be posting something here.

You've already posted something here you fool.   

Yes, but I'm referring to an actual story.

[brookie]

long story but yes with my twin bro and it was a full on fight black eyes and alsorts

[Poker_Monkey]

Got turned over outside the vic one morning for the tune of about 2 bags by the same bloke I just took it off on the table (somepeople are just sore losses).

He was wating for me out side the door must have bean there for about an hour wating lol

Never walk out with cash now over £500 always take a check

what did the vic do about it?

It was there door men that pulled them off me and helped me out looked after me and all that

[Poker_Monkey]

Got turned over outside the vic one morning for the tune of about 2 bags by the same bloke I just took it off on the table (somepeople are just sore losses).

He was wating for me out side the door must have bean there for about an hour wating lol

Never walk out with cash now over £500 always take a check

Ummm.

I assume you contacted the police.

Yep that I did

[smashedagain]

Got turned over outside the vic one morning for the tune of about 2 bags by the same bloke I just took it off on the table (somepeople are just sore losses).

He was wating for me out side the door must have bean there for about an hour wating lol

Never walk out with cash now over £500 always take a check

Ummm.

I assume you contacted the police.

Yep that I did

Ffs. Get on with it. Tell us the full story man

[luther101]

Got turned over outside the vic one morning for the tune of about 2 bags by the same bloke I just took it off on the table (somepeople are just sore losses).

He was wating for me out side the door must have bean there for about an hour wating lol

Never walk out with cash now over £500 always take a check

Ummm.

I assume you contacted the police.

Yep that I did

Ffs. Get on with it. Tell us the full story man

With Adey's typing ability, it could be more painful than the incident      .....

[byronkincaid]

I dunno if this counts, but anyway a mate and I were walking back from playing a £5 poker tournament in a local village pub, obv had a few beers when we saw some bloke riding down the road. Well, all you could see really was a moustache and a pair of evil looking eyes staring at us from beneath his hat, I quickly started looking at the pavement, scarey looking dude.

Anyway my mate was saying about how we should go to a proper casino to play but we live out in the middle of nowhere so I was explaining that he should get a car when FFS silly old pissed me stumbles off the kerb and nearly slams into the geezer on the bike. Luckily he managed to swerve round me, I sort of mumbled "Sorry!" but I dunno if he could hear with that thick old hat pulled down over his ears. So we just carried on.

Then about 5 minutes later he comes riding back and starts ranting and raving that we'd been swearing at him. WTF? Geezer grabs my Lacoste polo shirt and my mate of course does a runner. Bastard! Luckily I'm a big UFC fan and train it in my Gym in my Mum's basement so I kneed the geezer in the balls and then elbowed him in the head. He went down like a sack o' spuds and then I picked up his bike and shoved it right up his arse. Fuck yeah!

So if you ever see a bloke with a Tom Selleck tash who has a great deal of trouble sitting down, do us a favour and ask him WTF he's doing going round starting on people for absolutely no reason. Some people eh....



 

[Karabiner]

Too good Justin ^^^

 

[smashedagain]

Too good Justin ^^^

 

Yeah. Always 2 sides to a story

[dik9]

In 1990 I was dealing a cash game, pot was around £10k. An ex professional boxer (who was coked up at the time) was sitting in seat 9 and raised on the river, seat 1 called. When I asked to see them seat 9 had no cards. I apologized unreservedly and as there was really no such thing as TD's or Floor just the pitboss that hadn't really a clue, I kept on saying sorry and whilst i was apologizing I apologized some more and told him seat 1 wins the pot. I kind of got the words out "you should have protected your....."  Not sure if I got the word "cards" out as I came too about 5 minutes later with a dislocated Jaw. Never ever mistakenly taken cards since :/

and pmsl at byronkincaid

[Junior Senior]

I dunno if this counts, but anyway a mate and I were walking back from playing a £5 poker tournament in a local village pub, obv had a few beers when we saw some bloke riding down the road. Well, all you could see really was a moustache and a pair of evil looking eyes staring at us from beneath his hat, I quickly started looking at the pavement, scarey looking dude.

Anyway my mate was saying about how we should go to a proper casino to play but we live out in the middle of nowhere so I was explaining that he should get a car when FFS silly old pissed me stumbles off the kerb and nearly slams into the geezer on the bike. Luckily he managed to swerve round me, I sort of mumbled "Sorry!" but I dunno if he could hear with that thick old hat pulled down over his ears. So we just carried on.

Then about 5 minutes later he comes riding back and starts ranting and raving that we'd been swearing at him. WTF? Geezer grabs my Lacoste polo shirt and my mate of course does a runner. Bastard! Luckily I'm a big UFC fan and train it in my Gym in my Mum's basement so I kneed the geezer in the balls and then elbowed him in the head. He went down like a sack o' spuds and then I picked up his bike and shoved it right up his arse. Fuck yeah!

So if you ever see a bloke with a Tom Selleck tash who has a great deal of trouble sitting down, do us a favour and ask him WTF he's doing going round starting on people for absolutely no reason. Some people eh....



 

Lol

[parker]

Got turned over outside the vic one morning for the tune of about 2 bags by the same bloke I just took it off on the table (somepeople are just sore losses).

He was wating for me out side the door must have bean there for about an hour wating lol

Never walk out with cash now over £500 always take a check

Ummm.

I assume you contacted the police.

Yep that I did

Ffs. Get on with it. Tell us the full story man

With Adey's typing ability, it could be more painful than the incident      .....

+1

[Poker_Monkey]

Got turned over outside the vic one morning for the tune of about 2 bags by the same bloke I just took it off on the table (somepeople are just sore losses).

He was wating for me out side the door must have bean there for about an hour wating lol

Never walk out with cash now over £500 always take a check

Ummm.

I assume you contacted the police.

Yep that I did

Ffs. Get on with it. Tell us the full story man

With Adey's typing ability, it could be more painful than the incident      .....

+1

That's why I'm not going into it lol

[jgcblack]

I've had a 'fight' with MAD DOG of northampton... Malcolm Daniels... He used to be bad-ass years ago but nowadays he's a joke.

A year or two ago I asked him something like "how did you get those chips DOG?" and he blew up and threw a cup of tea at me and then tried to wrestle me to the ground.

Bear in mind this guy is like 70 years old and in the end i have to headlock him to the ground for the doormen to take him away... lollers, stupid old fool.


<3 live players!

[leethefish]

I dunno if this counts, but anyway a mate and I were walking back from playing a £5 poker tournament in a local village pub, obv had a few beers when we saw some bloke riding down the road. Well, all you could see really was a moustache and a pair of evil looking eyes staring at us from beneath his hat, I quickly started looking at the pavement, scarey looking dude.

Anyway my mate was saying about how we should go to a proper casino to play but we live out in the middle of nowhere so I was explaining that he should get a car when FFS silly old pissed me stumbles off the kerb and nearly slams into the geezer on the bike. Luckily he managed to swerve round me, I sort of mumbled "Sorry!" but I dunno if he could hear with that thick old hat pulled down over his ears. So we just carried on.

Then about 5 minutes later he comes riding back and starts ranting and raving that we'd been swearing at him. WTF? Geezer grabs my Lacoste polo shirt and my mate of course does a runner. Bastard! Luckily I'm a big UFC fan and train it in my Gym in my Mum's basement so I kneed the geezer in the balls and then elbowed him in the head. He went down like a sack o' spuds and then I picked up his bike and shoved it right up his arse. Fuck yeah!

So if you ever see a bloke with a Tom Selleck tash who has a great deal of trouble sitting down, do us a favour and ask him WTF he's doing going round starting on people for absolutely no reason. Some people eh....



 

this post is just awesome