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« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2012, 11:31:31 AM »
any pro asking to change the deck
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« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2012, 12:03:55 PM »
Seat open for Ironside
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« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2012, 12:08:17 PM »
'Are you rebuying or are you done for the night?'
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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2012, 12:10:46 PM »
Are you Celtics brother?
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« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2012, 12:11:49 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on November 02, 2012, 12:10:46 PM
Are you Celtics brother?

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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2012, 12:18:20 PM »
At the end of the day, if you miss the flop, even a pair of deuces beats you.
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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2012, 12:22:22 PM »
AK is only Ace high at the end of the day.

I hate Aces, always get them cracked.

I hate Jacks.

Kings are ace magnets.


Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2012, 12:23:53 PM »
Quote from: millidonk on November 02, 2012, 06:36:07 AM
"Can you please leave your seat sir, you have already been knocked out of the tournament"

Wins, class Milli.
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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2012, 12:25:00 PM »
 I really hate it when a recreational player, (that was for Keys), starts nudging you after the flop or on the turn when neither of you are in the pot.

 How do you tell them that we now all know that they passed a four and they should really stop doing that, not just this time but forever, without upsetting them?
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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2012, 12:27:54 PM »
Quote from: Bad Beat on November 02, 2012, 12:25:00 PM
I really hate it when a recreational player, (that was for Keys), starts nudging you after the flop or on the turn when neither of you are in the pot.

 How do you tell them that we now all know that they passed a four and they should really stop doing that, not just this time but forever, without upsetting them?

Stop nudging me you daft twat. Normally works. Sometimes it's best to be cruel to be kind.
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« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2012, 01:12:16 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on November 02, 2012, 12:10:46 PM
Are you Celtics brother?

Yes - this is us.
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« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2012, 01:13:14 PM »
"You're not playing online now, kid", generally said while scooping a pot after winning a hand with the flopped nuts.

I don't really mind people saying "I hate jacks", "Ace King is only ace high at the end of the day" or "Ooh it's a race!". Perhaps I'm past anger and have moved to acceptance?

The online one just makes no sense tho!
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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2012, 01:20:17 PM »
"I'm folding the best hand here"




well don't ****ing fold it then  
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« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2012, 01:50:28 PM »
Always after an outdraw

"Sorry" - you are not sorry, you were begging for that one outer on the river!

"I was only shoving cause I wanted to go play cash/roulette/blackjack/slots" *delete as applicable- classic phrase

In PPUKT last Saturday I 3 bet with AA raiser calls, flop Axx and he comes out with the classic line

"Hah your Ace rag has hit wp"
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« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2012, 01:59:15 PM »
Don't hate anything, all part of the wonderful live experience Smiley
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