Phrases you hate in poker

[smashedagain]

Can I have your antes please.....
What are the blinds again please.....
Is that a raise or just a call......
I call, oh I did not see he had already raised.....
Oh sorry is it on me....

I blame the headphones

This annoys you??

When did you last hear it?

ha ha. Yesterday was the first time in 6 months. Sat in between me and big Charra was a bloke who had already drunk 20 pints when I joined him at level 5. Pete had already been putting his antes in for him then I took over. Then he could not even get his blinds right and kept using the 5k chips instead of the 500.

Everytime Pete opened the big guy 3 bet him too which was amusing

[Oxford_HRV]

less of a phrase I hate but more scenarios, like when you table your hand at showdown and villain says 'yeah I thought you were flushing' or 'I put you on that' or w/e but still have checked in game to give you a free cards!? wtf worst 'bluf'f reads ever?

and consistent hero folders, you raise pre, they donk into you on the flop you shove, they tank forever then fold on something like a JJ2 board saying they folded a jack!? because they thought you had a better kicker.....

even annoyed me a little writing this out.

[kinboshi]

1: "If you've got it, you're good"
2: "Nah, you're good"
1: "You got it then?"
2: "Nah"
1: "What you got?"
2: "Not much, you?"
1: "Nah"
2: "Me neither"
1: "What you got then?"
2: "What you got?"

Everyone else: "Just turn your bloody cards over!!"

[Eirrabs]

"The re-entry period is still open Sir"

[bobAlike]

'I've got the.......'
   'the nuts'
   'the second nuts'
   'third pair'
   'fourth pair'
   'A high'

[The Baron]

The immortal "backraise", although as it tilts everyone so much I'm starting to like it again.

[kinboshi]

The immortal "backraise", although as it tilts everyone so much I'm starting to like it again.

I love it.

[bobAlike]

The immortal "backraise", although as it tilts everyone so much I'm starting to like it again.

I love it.

Yep, me too, but I am from the back raise era.

[Cotter1]

Hating poker phrases during a poker game.
Hating small talk from relative strangers trying to be nice.

Sounds like you are all on tilt!

[Tal]

1: "If you've got it, you're good"
2: "Nah, you're good"
1: "You got it then?"
2: "Nah"
1: "What you got?"
2: "Not much, you?"
1: "Nah"
2: "Me neither"
1: "What you got then?"
2: "What you got?"

Everyone else: "Just turn your bloody cards over!!"

Had one of those in a 150 six max at dusk earlier in the year. I'd made a play with 8-6 on a gut shot and missed. We checked the river and then had a standoff of "you're good" for about ten seconds. Eventually I said "I've got 8 high, mate" and with that he mucked.

Did not hate poker at that moment.

[Sulphur man]

1: "If you've got it, you're good"
2: "Nah, you're good"
1: "You got it then?"
2: "Nah"
1: "What you got?"
2: "Not much, you?"
1: "Nah"
2: "Me neither"
1: "What you got then?"
2: "What you got?"

Everyone else: "Just turn your bloody cards over!!"

Had one of those in a 150 six max at dusk earlier in the year. I'd made a play with 8-6 on a gut shot and missed. We checked the river and then had a standoff of "you're good" for about ten seconds. Eventually I said "I've got 8 high, mate" and with that he mucked.

Did not hate poker at that moment.

Had a four way pot once was in the big blind with 23o three callers.
Checked all the way two guys fold so i snap muck and small blind tables 23o. My last fast fold.
That whole you show no you show thing is boring though fully agree.

TAL what can i say? Loving life then.

[MilkShake]

"One pair? Whats your kicker? Interesting, I've got quads"

"What else can I do?"

"These young kids think they know everything"

[smashedagain]

I had top pair top kicker. Fucking cooler man

[dreenie]

When people use poker terms to talk about every day life.

"We snap ordered a cab and turbo packed before getting on a plane to Hamburg for some de-genning".

No you didn't

You packed and went to Hamburg, had a beer and maybe played on a fruit machine.

LOL , A*

[dreenie]

"How can u call there?"

I mean, I am repping at least a set or straight/flush, everything got there and you still called??!?!

In my own head - that's because I obviously didn't believe you, hence why I called you with 2nd pair, which was good and I won the pot, build a bridge, get over it zzzzz

Half hour later "but how can u call?, I just don't get it?, it's ridiculous, your so bad, give up" zzzzz