Phrases you hate in poker

[smashedagain]

"How can u call there?"

I mean, I am repping at least a set or straight/flush, everything got there and you still called??!?!

In my own head - that's because I obviously didn't believe you, hence why I called you with 2nd pair, which was good and I won the pot, build a bridge, get over it zzzzz

Half hour later "but how can u call?, I just don't get it?, it's ridiculous, your so bad, give up" zzzzz

lol. Really. I have heard you say that from many tables away then usually accompanied by a loud crack as you rip the hinges of the doors off as exiting

[MANTIS01]

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[paulhouk03]

Them saying "I have the Nuts"

[Laxie]

I don't hate this, but it does annoy me a bit..."I put you all in"

Really?  No you don't.  You made a bet.  You may have me covered, but it's up to me what I do with my chips.

[EvilPie]

I don't hate this, but it does annoy me a bit..."I put you all in"

Really?  No you don't.  You made a bet.  You may have me covered, but it's up to me what I do with my chips.

[david3103]

I don't hate this, but it does annoy me a bit..."I put you all in"

Really?  No you don't.  You made a bet.  You may have me covered, but it's up to me what I do with my chips.

[Cf]

Not reading whole thread so apologies if it's been done...

You pull off a bluff that you think is certain to work.

They look like they're going to fold then check their watch...

"Call"

FML

[david3103]

having been sat at the same table for most of the day and being comfy there I hate really don't like it when Ryan/Gav says "Mr Amos, you're on the move"
Rather stay where i am even if I'm the meat in a Goulder/Keys/Rastafish/Wadey sandwich

[cambridgealex]

Pretty sure I heard every single one of these this weekend

[Chili]

Not particularly a poker phrase but tilting for me nonetheless when I hear it at least 3 times per tournament:

"you married yet?"

like I have to explain my marital and childless status to all and sundry.

[kinboshi]

Not particularly a poker phrase but tilting for me nonetheless when I hear it at least 3 times per tournament:

"you married yet?"

like I have to explain my marital and childless status to all and sundry.

When you having kids?

[Chili]

Not particularly a poker phrase but tilting for me nonetheless when I hear it at least 3 times per tournament:

"you married yet?"

like I have to explain my marital and childless status to all and sundry.

When you having kids?

haha  I was gonna say that one too but didn;t want to come across as a complete whingebag. Yeah that one crops up every tournament too.  I don't mind people I know asking questions, but when complete strangers delve further and demand to know why I havent succumbed to the obvious shortfalls in my life (their opinions, not mine) then I get annoyed.

[FUN4FRASER]

Not particularly a poker phrase but tilting for me nonetheless when I hear it at least 3 times per tournament:

"you married yet?"

like I have to explain my marital and childless status to all and sundry.

Apologies...but you know I was only being friendly  

Plus I did pay you a lot of compliments and show you my monster hand  

[david3103]

Not particularly a poker phrase but tilting for me nonetheless when I hear it at least 3 times per tournament:

"you married yet?"

like I have to explain my marital and childless status to all and sundry.

Apologies...but you know I was only been friendly   

As pick up lines go it's surely better than 'how do you like your eggs in the morning?'; 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'; 'get yer coat you've pulled' and much better than Herbie's #1, which of course you'd never hear 'eeeh you don't sweat much for a fat lass do ya'

[kinboshi]

Not particularly a poker phrase but tilting for me nonetheless when I hear it at least 3 times per tournament:

"you married yet?"

like I have to explain my marital and childless status to all and sundry.

When you having kids?

haha  I was gonna say that one too but didn;t want to come across as a complete whingebag. Yeah that one crops up every tournament too.  I don't mind people I know asking questions, but when complete strangers delve further and demand to know why I havent succumbed to the obvious shortfalls in my life (their opinions, not mine) then I get annoyed.

So, when?