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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2013, 11:39:49 PM »

Think Horner has the same bet somewhere.

haha indeed, but mine is only just over 7 years old. Just sits in my current bets on betfair for ever and ever.

Specials / Next Man Utd Manager    S. G Eriksson    Back    1826072437    05-Dec-05
16:55         18    1.34       19.11    05-Dec-05 16:55

At least in his current role as Technical Director of Al Nasr SC, he looks well and truly primed for one of the biggest managerial jobs in football.
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2013, 11:41:58 PM »

A happier ending than the guy who left a chunk hidden under the plastic bag in a waste-paper basket in a Vegas hotel for safety and forgot to retrieve it before checking out..
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2013, 11:44:26 PM »

Think Horner has the same bet somewhere.

haha indeed, but mine is only just over 7 years old. Just sits in my current bets on betfair for ever and ever.

Specials / Next Man Utd Manager    S. G Eriksson    Back    1826072437    05-Dec-05
16:55         18    1.34       19.11    05-Dec-05 16:55

At least in his current role as Technical Director of Al Nasr SC, he looks well and truly primed for one of the biggest managerial jobs in football.


This bet still has some of it's milk teeth, just a baby.

Mine is nearly a teenager!
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« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2013, 04:55:58 AM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2013, 03:41:32 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2013, 03:44:32 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2013, 03:49:45 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.

Went in for another 1/2 hour Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2013, 03:53:05 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.

Went in for another 1/2 hour Cheesy

Sigh.

I was trying to be subtle.

Trust Marky Mark to state the obvious. Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2013, 03:55:15 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.

Went in for another 1/2 hour Cheesy

Sigh.

I was trying to be subtle.

Trust Marky Mark to state the obvious. Smiley

Ha ha worse thing is he borrowed off me to fund the "reward"
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2013, 04:03:22 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.

Went in for another 1/2 hour Cheesy

Sigh.

I was trying to be subtle.

Trust Marky Mark to state the obvious. Smiley

Ha ha worse thing is he borrowed off me to fund the "reward"

Did he even realise he's lost the belt at time she gave it back?
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2013, 04:18:21 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.

Went in for another 1/2 hour Cheesy

Sigh.

I was trying to be subtle.

Trust Marky Mark to state the obvious. Smiley

I've been resisting the tap ins over on Greeky's thread today given the convo and this one was too much!
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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2013, 04:58:58 PM »

Was trying to find my £50 on Michael Owen to play for England again, put on the day he was first dropped by Fabio in 2009 or something, and while trying to get my Ladbrokes history (can only go back to start of last year unless I'm doing it wrong) I've somehow got £33ew on Champion Court for the Ryanair at Cheltenham. Is this a good bet Keef? No idea who told me to do this, Channing maybe?
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2013, 06:49:43 PM »

Was trying to find my £50 on Michael Owen to play for England again, put on the day he was first dropped by Fabio in 2009 or something, and while trying to get my Ladbrokes history (can only go back to start of last year unless I'm doing it wrong) I've somehow got £33ew on Champion Court for the Ryanair at Cheltenham. Is this a good bet Keef? No idea who told me to do this, Channing maybe?

Got a chance, loves Cheltenham, jumps great and is honest and tough.

But it's looking like a really hot race this year with lots of horse who would normally run in the Champion being scared of Sprinter Sacre and going for this.

What price did you get?
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« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2013, 03:51:49 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.

Went in for another 1/2 hour Cheesy

Sigh.

I was trying to be subtle.

Trust Marky Mark to state the obvious. Smiley

Ha ha worse thing is he borrowed off me to fund the "reward"

Did he even realise he's lost the belt at time she gave it back?

Yeah, he had realised before we left the first time! He had already reported the sad news home to family, pretty sure he didn't explain how he managed to come about getting it back to them lol
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« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2013, 04:12:06 PM »


That sounds like a Mad Marty yarn. Except for the £20k.

Nope not Marty, or Devilfish for that matter.

I would say at 50% chance the story is true.

Maybe embellished slightly (put there earlier the same week and forgotten about seems most likely fib).

Still a good story.



I have a 100% true story not quite 20k though, go to Belgium with Scotland, obviously do Amsterdam first (as you do), a friend (actual friend not me!) leaves his solid silver antique kilt belt (worth about £1,000 I think) in a window, head off to Belgium, watch Scotland get humped, head back to Amsterdam for 2 days to fly back home, and as we are walking down the street a girl (of the night) comes running out of a window in her underwear shouting "Mr Scotsman, Mr Scotsman" and hands my mate his belt back! literally would not have believed it if I had not see it with my own eyes!

Hope he gave her something by way of reward.

Went in for another 1/2 hour Cheesy

Sigh.

I was trying to be subtle.

Trust Marky Mark to state the obvious. Smiley

Ha ha worse thing is he borrowed off me to fund the "reward"

Did he even realise he's lost the belt at time she gave it back?

Yeah, he had realised before we left the first time! He had already reported the sad news home to family, pretty sure he didn't explain how he managed to come about getting it back to them lol

To be delicately (unlike Mr Herron), he surely knew where he'd left it?

And why would you take a £1,000 belt on a lads week away in Amsterdam and Brussels?
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