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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2006, 08:17:34 PM » |
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"I'd never join a club that would have ME as a member."
GROUCHO MARX
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« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2006, 11:48:52 AM » |
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 There's another topic for ya. "Quotes"  I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 
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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2006, 11:52:31 AM » |
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Never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few!
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« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2006, 01:20:12 PM » |
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I was gonna be a doctor but I had no patience  |
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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2006, 01:23:57 PM » |
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Ring Ring .Ring Ring.(land line).." where are you"
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« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2006, 02:29:06 PM » |
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Who's coat's that jacket?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
My mum was a ventriloquist and she was always throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my stepladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I saw six men kicking and punching their mother-in-law. My neighbour said, "Are you going to help?" I said "No, Six should be enough."
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all-nervous and give the wrong answers.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2006, 03:57:11 PM » |
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I was complimented on my driving today, someone left a note on my screen that said parking fine  |
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2006, 04:07:07 PM » |
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how important to u have to be before ur labeled as assinnated instead of murdered?
can u cry under water?
why is bread square and sandwich meat round?
can blind people dream?
why does donald duck walk about with no trousers, yet he wears a towel when he gets out the bath?
why does pluto walk on 4 legs and goofy on 2 (they are both dogs)
why would anyone put garlic on bread?
why does my girlfiend INSIST on paying an extra £2.50 for stuff crust when she doesnt like the crust?
and why o why when she was making chocolate chip cookies did she try and peel smarties!!
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2006, 04:08:54 PM » |
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why does pluto walk on 4 legs and goofy on 2 (they are both dogs)
thanks for the clarification |
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2006, 04:12:06 PM » |
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why does pluto walk on 4 legs and goofy on 2 (they are both dogs)
Because goofy is a talking dog and pluto isnt. |
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2006, 04:13:30 PM » |
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thank you too
All talking dogs I know have two legs too
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« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2006, 04:17:52 PM » |
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its a cartoon animal type thing, being the king of the swingers - the jungle VIP, i sometimes am privvy to some extra info. All cartoon animals who are given the ability to talk also then have the option of being able to walk on two legs if necessary - almost humanesque (usually to aid the person drawing the cartoon).......
Pluto hasnt got the ability to talk and so he remains on 4 legs........
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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2006, 05:00:45 PM » |
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why would anyone put garlic on bread?
'cause it tastes nice.  |
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2006, 05:22:08 PM » |
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A specialist is someone who learns more & more about less & less until they know absolutely everything about nothing.  that's very wise. I actually know a lot of people like that  |
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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2006, 07:52:41 PM » |
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Two Canibals eating a clown one said "does this taste funny to you?"
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