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I liked the punchlines topic  . how about one liners??? What colour does a Smurf go when you choke it? |
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2006, 08:09:45 PM » |
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how come evaporated milk is still there?
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2006, 08:14:04 PM » |
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Angry parent " I'll take my hand OFF your face!!!!"
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"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2006, 08:24:13 PM » |
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"If you break your leg, don't come running to me!"
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2006, 08:30:18 PM » |
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" where did you lose it ?!!! "
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"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2006, 08:33:30 PM » |
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Dont look at me in that tone of voice
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2006, 09:58:01 PM » |
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Do you want a slap
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"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2006, 09:27:51 AM » |
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2006, 09:35:00 AM » |
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im not one to nit pick, but surely thats a two liner?  How many lines does it use up on the screen? On my monkey computer it's one and therefore in monkey land that's a one liner......  maybe the thread should have been titled something less ambe, less ambigo, less ambigus, something different!! |
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2006, 10:39:18 AM » |
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I've told you a million times stop exaggerating!
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2006, 11:26:45 AM » |
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I'm somewhat of a b*tch myself but occasionally I like a professional to take over...please carry on...
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2006, 02:40:27 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2006, 06:39:24 PM » |
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Boycott shampoo!  Demand real poo |
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2006, 06:42:50 PM » |
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A specialist is someone who learns more & more about less & less until they know absolutely everything about nothing.  |
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