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« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2013, 01:31:22 PM » |
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Lol Ralph. Yorkshire innit.
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« Reply #46 on: March 28, 2013, 01:40:21 PM » |
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Someone bets £10 in cash and dealer says "Octopus" (ten to call) hilarious the twentieth time its uttered...not Good to have fun at the table tho' for us recs and pretty sure I heard or said most of these over the years.  |
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« Reply #47 on: March 28, 2013, 02:08:13 PM » |
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I've not heard the old classic "two to you or toodle oo" lately.
I might have to revive it.
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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2013, 02:38:41 PM » |
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ive kinda found a good comeback to when someone shows you a bluff in a pointless spot, tiny pot etc. i just dead pan start applauding and urging the table to join me.
How does this work online Trig? |
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« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2013, 04:16:00 PM » |
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Skalie really is the master of these sarcastic poker jokes  Gosney has a way of taking the piss out of people in away that makes them think he is a miserable bastard  FYP :O Gosney is NOT a miserable bastard!!!!! He's the biggest legend who's ever lived!!!!!!! "I refuse to enter a war of witts with a man who is clearly un-armed" "Either give me an ear exam or shut the fuck up" (after someone berated this ear doctor after a hand once lolol) He once told me a story about him white-water rafting down the Zambezi river, which I'm not 100% sure I buy.... |
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« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2013, 04:30:55 PM » |
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« Reply #51 on: March 28, 2013, 05:19:00 PM » |
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ive kinda found a good comeback to when someone shows you a bluff in a pointless spot, tiny pot etc. i just dead pan start applauding and urging the table to join me.
Well I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of this. How many times have you done this and what has the reaction been? Even if it is just in theory that would be something I would like to do. |
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« Reply #52 on: March 28, 2013, 06:07:52 PM » |
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Those comedians who pretend to push their stack in and say "I'M ALLLLLLLLLLLL........OUT" before folding their cards. Hilarious.
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« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2013, 06:24:48 PM » |
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Those comedians who pretend to push their stack in and say "I'M ALLLLLLLLLLLL........OUT" before folding their cards. Hilarious.
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« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2013, 06:31:01 PM » |
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Those comedians who pretend to push their stack in and say "I'M ALLLLLLLLLLLL........OUT" before folding their cards. Hilarious.
Haha, never gets old. In a home game environment I'm going to scream fold or just insta muck if I can and act all surprised. Probably not worth it in a casino tho. |
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« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2013, 06:33:09 PM » |
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Those comedians who pretend to push their stack in and say "I'M ALLLLLLLLLLLL........OUT" before folding their cards. Hilarious.
Haha, never gets old. Jake the older Russian guy from Gala was tremendously convincing at that. It was so good that I used to compare it to the Beardsley step-over. |
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« Reply #56 on: March 28, 2013, 09:20:40 PM » |
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A few years back, I was sat in seat 2 on a 1/2 game at Flamingo. In seat 8 was the most unsociable grumpasaurus in Vegas. (In before you all start naming blondes) He had oversized headphones on and was the only person not playing along with the banter at this lighthearted table.
I got louder and the table joined in. He turned his music up.
I wasn't having that.
I managed to cajole the rest of the table to have a bet on what he was listening to. Then, we all stared at him.
And waited.
And waited.
He cottoned on that something was up. The dealer asked what he was listening to.
"Marvin Gaye"
Seat 5 cheered like he'd just won the cup.
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« Reply #57 on: March 29, 2013, 09:20:47 PM » |
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The flop comes 999 someone usually says "call the police" for some reason.
I normally go for a Shaun Ryderesque "cawl the cops" here Similarly when 666 is dealt on the flop and you get the odd "woah" or "I'll dance with the devil" if someone bets |
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« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2013, 02:22:59 AM » |
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player wins a hand and forgets to muck his hand, dealer asks for the cards, "oooh can i not keep them"
a player flops a set of 10's for example, 5 hours later the player is in a pot and the flop comes 10 x x, someone says "ooooh have you got your 10's again"
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« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2013, 02:26:24 AM » |
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Skalie really is the master of these sarcastic poker jokes Gosney has a way of taking the piss out of people in away that makes them think he is a miserable bastard FYP :O Gosney is NOT a miserable bastard!!!!! He's the biggest legend who's ever lived!!!!!!! "I refuse to enter a war of witts with a man who is clearly un-armed" "Either give me an ear exam or shut the fuck up" (after someone berated this ear doctor after a hand once lolol) He once told me a story about him white-water rafting down the Zambezi river, which I'm not 100% sure I buy.... 1st time I played with gosney I had no idea who it was. I actually thought it was Phil "the power" taylor, but i watched in amazement as he folded the tops of his ears into his ear holes then try and bluff someone off the nuts. Seems like a real character |
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