ISPT Wembley Day2a

[TightEnd]

Barry Neville's hand

He called a raise with  playing just under 100,000

He takes up the story



"so it comes Queen 'igh two 'earts Tighty. an e leads inno me. Well Tighty I shove it back oop 'im and he then shoves on me. Well Tighty I am havin' none of t'at. I call. He has a set I says he has a set Tighty. A bloody set. So I need to 'it ma flush Tighty. Only 'e 'its Quads. 200,000 pot Tighty and he has loads Tighty"

Got that?

[TightEnd]

Meanwhile Andre Filipe Matias Vielas (Andre for short) who may or may not be European

raises UTG to 1250 at 200-400

Michael Mizrachi makes it 3000 in mid position

Andre 6225

Mizrachi calls with about 20,000 behind



Andre moves in for 40,000

Mizrachi is covered and calls

My pen is poised to write down two monsters. A crowd emerges out of nowhere. TV Cameras, bloggers. Nearby a masseuse starts crying as the prospect of losing a months wages of £20 per 20 minutes potentially disappears before her eyes

Mizrachi shows  

Andre the Giant  

turn  

a faint sob from assorted media.

river  

Mizrachi is out. Thats why he is called the Grinder I suppose

As I pass him on about the half way line, I ask him

"back tomorrow Michael?"

In a voice half Tony Soprano and half Al Pacino and shamefacedly nicking a catchphrase he replies

"Yes I'll be back"

[TightEnd]

At the start of a daily feature designed to help me make it to Wednesday

Masseuse of the Day

[TightEnd]

A clash of styles

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[TightEnd]

Nice of Fabio to show up

[Laxie]

A clash of styles

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Don't suppose they'd swap hats real quick for an 'after' photo?

[TightEnd]

All the Luton regs will know this lady, you noy boys...

Mrs Pham

[TightEnd]

The ever consistent Rumit Somaiya

[TightEnd]

He hit Quads to knock out Barry

[Vinodh]

chips for vino ,Darren wheldon  please if you can

sorry vino on here you playing today pall or tomorrow

Playing tomorrow Gary and Tighty! Wiith Yeahman and British Gas as well!!!

[TightEnd]

David L'Honore

[KarmaDope]

15 minute break.

Back at 5.05pm.

[KarmaDope]

Boba Fett is down to about 85k - lots of small pots not going his way but I did see a hand where he called 2800 on a flop from Julien Monfort, then called 3400 on the turn before folding to a 6025 bet on the river.

Monfort then cheekily showed for a missed straight draw and 6 high. Ouch.

[KarmaDope]

Twitter update (remember #ispt and #blondepoker is what I am searching)

Paul McTaggart @BobaFettdozer11 2 pair v set twice then got bluffed on river in another.Down to 75k.Table going crazy though.Best table ever #inb4busto #ispt #blondepoker

Ben Jenkins @TFPbenj Jokers to the left of me clowns to the right at the #ispt

Jamie Sykes @gotdeuces Built my way back to 51k at the second break, and been moved to a super soft new table. #ispt #iwembelieve

Leigh Wiltshire @chipaccrual Second break, 109,500. Steady, steady. #ISPT #APATpoker

Tom Steuart-Feilding @tfeilding The hottest day in a long time and I'm spending it on a motorway on my way to #ispt at wembeerrrlllllleeeeeyyyyy

[KarmaDope]

And we should be back now.