DTD £150,000 GTD September Deepstack Live Update

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Will - Sickest Fish and Rasta Fish are keeping the whole table entertained.

Will is in every hand, and I mean every hand. I'd say he's winning half of them as he's still on starting stack..

He has just brutalised a young lad on his table, on a board of  .

Lad checks and Will bets 5,200


I'm going to cut his speech down to a manageable size but to get the feel, copy and paste the following 93 times and read without pausing for breath:


"You let me get there I got there on the river I've got a set do you believe me I've got a set no I haven't I've got nothing Ace high wins nice hand son nice hand you win ace high is great King high is good jack is good ive got a boat I've got a house King duece King duece you let me get there I ave a boat don't call me son if you call me I'll show you a full house if you fold I'll show you a full house whatever happens I'll show you a full house I've got K2 K2 k2"

The kid calls and Will shows ..  .

As declared and takes the pot.

Did Will get a penalty?

Nope.

I know in my local if you declare your hand you get a penalty, but that's Genting and didfferent casinos have different rules. Not sure what the score is here at DTD.

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Here's a fun hand from the Sickfish/Rastafish table, that bizarrely didn't involve EITHER of them.

On a flop of

 

Paul Romain bets out 5200.

Ste Broughton shoves all in for just under 20K.

Dom Mahoney reshoves! He has about 46K and has Paul well covered.

Paul dwells for ages then calls all in for 20K.

Will tells everyone at the table to stand up.

Everyone stays sitting down.

Rasta fish commentates as the players turn over their hands...

"There's a set of eights (Paul), there's a bigger set of tens (Dom) and then there is.. WHAT??? Ace Queen?? What are you doing with AQ there man???" (Stephen Broughton)

Will tells him to shush as he has a double gut shot and every right to be in the hand. Rasta says yeah I suppose, any 9 or K and you win.

Turn 

River......


 

Stephen Broughton scoops a monster pot with his double belly buster getting there on the river!

Dom Mahoney is fuming, and Paul Romain looks like he may throw up on the table.

Stephen Broughton on over 70K.

[Karabiner]

Table 36.

Four way pot, about 3K in the middle and a flop reading  

Seat 2 Khadir Khoshan bets 1200, called by seats 3 & 4, round to seat 8, Rahim Tadj-saadat, who goes all in for 26K, as you do.

This doesn't faze Khadir who immediately says call!

He still has 80K behind so it's not a tournament decision, but for the other players with averge 30K stacks, it's a bit scarier and they fold.

Rahim turns over top two pair,   and Khadir shows   , chasing a flush.

Flush duly arrives on the turn, but it's unfortunately the   which of course gives Rahim the boat.

Khadir doesn't immediately see the house and fist pumps a big "Yes!"  

But the rest of the table are happy to tell him and he sits back down, deflated. However, with still double the average stack, he's not going to let one premature pump put him off.

Quality punchline Ms Mellencamp, love your work. xx

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Blonde's favourite banned member Jason Herbert has just entered the building looking like something from Last of The Mohicans.


More like this however, rather than Daniel Day Lewis.

Click to see full-size image.

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Table 36.

Four way pot, about 3K in the middle and a flop reading  

Seat 2 Khadir Khoshan bets 1200, called by seats 3 & 4, round to seat 8, Rahim Tadj-saadat, who goes all in for 26K, as you do.

This doesn't faze Khadir who immediately says call!

He still has 80K behind so it's not a tournament decision, but for the other players with averge 30K stacks, it's a bit scarier and they fold.

Rahim turns over top two pair,   and Khadir shows   , chasing a flush.

Flush duly arrives on the turn, but it's unfortunately the   which of course gives Rahim the boat.

Khadir doesn't immediately see the house and fist pumps a big "Yes!"  

But the rest of the table are happy to tell him and he sits back down, deflated. However, with still double the average stack, he's not going to let one premature pump put him off.

Quality punchline Ms Mellencamp, love your work. xx

I thank you: I was particularly proud of that one.

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Paul Garnham raises, and is 3 bet by Marvin Soames.

Tony Davies then 4 bets to 4k.

Paul has a think and folds pocket tens, Marvin calls the raise and they see a flop of:

 

Unlucky Paul.

Tony bets out and Marvin calls.

Turn is 

Really, really unlucky Paul.

Tony checks and Marvin fiddles with his chips for a while as if he might bet but then decides checking is the safer option.

River is 

Tony bets out 5200, Marvin has another fiddle then calls.

Tony shows pocket Jacks, Marvin wins the pot with pocket Queens.

Paul has a little cry.

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Blonde Tommy Bingham is out.

He's also in trouble as I said he was watching porn.

As the spam filters in DTD are pretty strict  he wouldnt have been able to download porn even if he wanted to: I was kidding obv.

He completed the blinds with pocket , floated a flop of  , to hit a set of threes on the turn.

He got his 11K in, only to see the original raiser already had the flush with 

No help on the river and he's gone.

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Rastafish has also gone. I'm guessing it's only a temporary thing though.

Will raises and Rasta shoves 11k in, round to Dom who shoves about 17K in.

Will has the clock called on him by the floor - not for the first time today - and eventually folds.

Dom has AQ, Rasta A10, Ace on the river of a low board and Dom's kicker plays.

Dom Mahoney back to starting stack.

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I think Frankie has forgotten his vow of silence.

He's two rows and five tables away and I feel like I'm HU with him.

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Level 7 has just started.

Blinds 250/500 ante 50

Average stack 41K, 204 players left in from 250 entries (29 re entries so far)

[YEAHMAN123]

Blonde's favourite banned member Jason Herbert has just entered the building looking like something from Last of The Mohicans.


More like this however, rather than Daniel Day Lewis.

Click to see full-size image.

Pic please! Haha gl Jason

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Ross my photo host has dis hosted me

That's why there are no pics. The best I can do is perhaps choose cartoon/fictional/famous characters to represent players?

[YEAHMAN123]

Great Imprevisation not a bad comparison however I think Tomo Somerville would want a psy gangnam pic goin on previous styles.
I've been told tricketts playing too

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Will Kassouf, currently with just over 140K.


Raising with 5 3 off and flopping 2 4 6.

Seriously, this guy is blessed with luck.

Unfortunately on a poker/life balance, I'm guessing cards is the only area where he gets lucky.

[booder]

Any chip update for Chilli please Caroline.