Stepping into the future - One man's journey

[redsimon]

Saw this and thought of you

Guy on right is Devilfish?

[millidonk]

Lolz, <3 Elf. Sick film.

The shops this morning had xmas songs on, was so incred.

Stealing pic for facebook.

[Marky147]

I used to like Xmas a lot more when I was in the mob, and got a month off on full pay to go on the piss

[paulhouk03]

Blueberry mulled wine
Plum straddle with custard
Lanc hot pot
Bratwurst
Chilli n cheese wurst
Roast nuts
Garlic

Good first day with my gf

[teamonkey]

buddy the elf is awesome

personal hero of mine

[millidonk]

Obv there is a gunman on the loose in Paris 3 days before i am due to arrive.. also got on a plane in New York <24hrs after the Christmas day bomber. Not sure how long I can keep swerving these madmen. Hope haven't just bokked myself.

[teamonkey]

Obv there is a gunman on the loose in Paris 3 days before i am due to arrive.. also got on a plane in New York <24hrs after the Christmas day bomber. Not sure how long I can keep swerving these madmen. Hope haven't just bokked myself.

pahh, i went on honeymoon the day after the Cloverfield monster problem they had on Manhattan, got to give it to the yanks, they managed to clean that mess up quick, dont think the binmen in Doncaster could have done it that well and quickly

[craigbetts]

Obv there is a gunman on the loose in Paris 3 days before i am due to arrive.. also got on a plane in New York <24hrs after the Christmas day bomber. Not sure how long I can keep swerving these madmen. Hope haven't just bokked myself.

Question is bigman, how long can these nutters swerve you? With your rep the Paris chap will be handing himself in once he knows the milli man is in down.

Such a fab pic of Amelie on the previous page! Loved it bro! Let me know when the decs go up.

[millidonk]

Very true and that reminds me Bettsie; I made a thread asking if I was a psycho because I thought about driving head on into traffic and stuff..  with the help of vegaslover I was able to take the NHS nutjob test and I'm deemed not a threat to others. sigh.  Another type of thought I have a lot is that I am in a bank or something I think to myself "wouldn't it be cool if a robber came in and I took him down and saved the day" I think like this all the time planes, shops even DTD. Greg Davis does a sketch along these lines in his new dvd and he has determined people are fucking crazy!! He asks the audience "by round of applause who here has been driving their car with the family in and thought to themselves all it takes is this"  and motions a swift turn of the steering wheel. It seemed most of the drivers had.

It's a funny old world and humans are a funny old species. A lot of people don't like admitting their random inner thoughts but I think it's fun to share.

Will let ya know when the decos go up.

[teamonkey]

i do the driving thing i must admit.

but my oddest inner thought came after having a very bizarre dream where a random stranger stopped me me whilst i was put walking my dog and offered me a million quid to be allowed to torture my dog to his death, i refused the offer in my dream as my dog is a member of the family to me. i woke up feeling quite disturbed to be honest, but then started asking myself how much i'd have to be offered before i agreed to it.

i love my dog to bits, and miss him every day while away at work, my wife obviously knows this and makes sure she sends me a few photos every day with him in it, usually with a "morning dad" type caption.

inside the head thinkings can be very dark indeed

and i never came up with a figure i'd have accepted incase anyone was wondering, he's my dog, and one of my family, so that's how i see him, and i wouldnt do it to a hum, so why would i do it to a dog.

on the other hand i'd have no trouble eating him if the need arose, i'd just make sure he didnt suffer in his sacrifice.


which reminds me, last night a had a dream about BBQing 2 dogs, i'd been assured that both had been put down, however when they were on the hot coals they both "awoke" and were happy sat on the bbq, wagging away, while they cooked. messed up shit if you ask me

perhaps i should have put this on my own diary lol, sorry milli

[millidonk]

Yeah get your dogloving shit outta here.

Cat and fish lovers only itt.

[teamonkey]

I do also have a corner fish tank with around 15 fish in it. And when we eventually buy a house I'll be sorting out a pond as soon as I can.


Please let me stay!!!! I'll be good I promise

[leethefish]

I used to like Xmas a lot more when I was in the mob, and got a month off on full pay to go on the piss

This .......I done rear party in Germany one day on two days off ....on the one day on it was one hour on 6 hours off !!
Then I got the whole of January off !

Was awesome

[millidonk]

Bought a floodlight, a plug and a cable and an hour later I have a working outdoor light,  like a boss.

My mate is in Afghanistan atm so his missus asked me to do a photoshoot of her and their kids as he won't be home to see them for Xmas. Providing it doesn't rain that's what I will be doing this afternoon. Looking forward to it.

[BangBang]

This is fast becoming my favorite diary on blonde...