Unfortunately I didn't manage to get all of it, some of the better parts came later, but I think the general gist of how the conversation went can be got from here. Basically, he was a big fan of clicking buttons, and of telling people how bad they at basically every show down. So, after this hand (where everybody limps, I complete the small blind with
, he puts in a very small raise and everybody calls. By showdown I chop the pot with a full house with another guy who had
) I decided to intervene.
iamshaun> calling a raise with q3 and q 9 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
iamshaun> found the donks of the tables
Rexas> #imtheworst
Rexas> well, at least we know your name :p
iamshaun> i dont mind easyer to take your chips
iamshaun> my name is shaun
Rexas> really?
Rexas> i never would have guessed
iamshaun> why would you guess anyway
Rexas> well, normally im too busy calling raises with Q9 to bother
Rexas> but i thought id make an exception this time, since you offered me some helpful advice
iamshaun> would never of guessed
iamshaun> but itold you my name so no need to guess
Rexas> well, if im not going to play those hands, i need to find something else to do
Rexas> thought guessing your name might pass some time
iamshaun> just read my user name
iamshaun>
iamshaun> save you time
Rexas> ahhh
Rexas> another helpful hint from shaun
Rexas> hes full of these little nuggets
iamshaun> im full of ints
iamshaun> omg you folded
iamshaun> worst then q 9
Rexas> sorry, I listened to your advice
iamshaun> good girl
Rexas> thank you
iamshaun> any time
Rexas> any more hints?
iamshaun> fold aces
Rexas> what should I do with Q9 here?
Rexas> Don't worry, I made the straight
(Picked up QQ otb and won a decent pot when the guy folded the turn. Q9 turned the nut straight)
iamshaun> push
Rexas> that always helps
Rexas> you probably should be a little quicker next time though
Rexas> the timebank thing doesn't last long
iamshaun> sorry watching tv
iamshaun>
(here he open limps
, flops a flush draw, turns a flush, goes all in, wins the pot)
Rexas> hmmm
Rexas> so thats how you limp, make a flush and go all in, huh?
Rexas> I'm learning...
Rexas> I assume you would have folded to a raise, before the first three cards were dealt?
iamshaun> nah ceebs
Rexas> ahhh
Rexas> ok...
Rexas> So what was different that time?
iamshaun> better your way
Rexas> ok, just trying to understand why its ok with J4 but not Q9
iamshaun> to beat fish you should play like a fish
Rexas> ahhh ok
Rexas> so i should call raises with Q9 "to beat the fish"?
iamshaun> yeah
iamshaun> dont you know nothing
Rexas> I get it now
Rexas> basically, just make the best hand
iamshaun> good
iamshaun> no no no
Rexas> ok
Rexas> ....
iamshaun> lol
Rexas> Maybe i dont get it
iamshaun> play everyhand till you wn
Rexas> except when its against you?
iamshaun> no still play
iamshaun> just fold on river
iamshaun> rexas play hands
Rexas> why? You're obviously a genius, its probably a bad idea to play against you?
Just seems like I come across so many of these chat box warriors (I definitely fall into that category sometimes myself, although relatively rarely nowadays). Might change the name of this thread to "Chat box Warriors" and see if we can get people posting their similar chat histories.
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