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« on: April 05, 2014, 10:14:25 PM »

I've no doubt there was an earlier edition somewhere, but I'm not going hunting.

Rules are:

1. It must be either a new word or a new definition of an old word
2. You must give a definition and an example of it in use
3. The word must in some way relate to poker

Maybe we can get one into common parlance in the near future.
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2014, 10:18:26 PM »

Speechtank

Verb. To spend ages over a decision while trying to chat the opponent into telling you what they have.


"Whose turn is it?"
"Seat five still. He's speechtanking" Roll Eyes

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2014, 03:15:29 AM »

I <3 this thread tal and if i come up with any will defo be commenting!
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2014, 09:03:08 AM »


Middied
 
Win the lot.

How did you get on.

I Middied
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2014, 09:22:47 AM »

To deadman / be deadmanned.

"Honey, it would be nice to deadman for a change tonight"

Definition: to come second.
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2014, 10:27:19 AM »

Boshi Bating

To purposely make an ignorant post with the hopes of engraging Daniel 'Kinboshi' Phillips

"Hi Tighty, please don't remove my post about science not being able to disprove creationism, I'm just boshi bating for lols"

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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2014, 11:19:29 AM »

Frankiesize.

Unnecessary capitalisation.

"OK. No need to Frankiesize"
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2014, 11:26:46 AM »

Vinvitation.

When someone invites you to buy them dinner.

"Fancy a Nando's?"
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2014, 12:17:39 PM »

Vinvitation.

When someone invites you to buy them dinner.

"Fancy a Nando's?"

Genius
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2014, 12:43:45 PM »

Vinvitation.

When someone invites you to buy them dinner.

"Fancy a Nando's?"

 

Brilliant. I like that a lot. And will use in future.
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2014, 12:54:02 PM »

Chomplement.

Praise someone's skill at picking the winners of contests that most people are too embarrassed to admit they take an interest in.

"Well done on the Eurovision Song Contest mate."

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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2014, 07:21:14 PM »

Great stuff, chaps. Keep em coming.
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2014, 07:30:07 PM »

Neckroll

Noun.

A stretching of the neck before making an obvious decision.

"So he doesn't call straight away and I'm sure my bottom two is good. Then he delivers a neckroll with a ten high flush!"
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2014, 07:58:20 PM »

Explenotion.

A description of a poker concept that is way above the heads of the readership. 

Eg I know both the villians have trips and I just have 2 pair but I really want to 5 bet get it in here.
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2014, 08:09:09 PM »

antanticipation

the feeling you get when Crystal Palace have won and you see Ant040489 is composing a post on the Betting tips board
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