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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2014, 08:09:59 PM » |
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Explenotion.
A description of a poker concept that is way above the heads of the readership.
Eg I know both the villians have trips and I just have 2 pair but I really want to 5 bet get it in here.
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humour is very much encouraged, however theres humour and theres not.
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2014, 08:14:53 PM » |
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BaffoldTo be confused when a player folds QQ in the sb to a button raise 
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2014, 10:09:41 PM » |
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"Enquireraise"
When opponent is sitting with a monster hand & asks how much it is before instantly announcing raise without caring what the answer to his original question was.
"How much is to me? I raise!"
To enquireraise
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2014, 10:15:17 PM » |
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Invisicams
A player that places both their cards side by side in front of them imitating how you would place them if there were actually hole card cameras under the table tv style.
"He's using the Invisicams again"
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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2014, 10:24:11 PM » |
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Invisicams
A player that places both their cards side by side in front of them imitating how you would place them if there were actually hole card cameras under the table tv style.
"He's using the Invisicams again"
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2014, 10:29:37 PM » |
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"Enquireraise"
When opponent is sitting with a monster hand & asks how much it is before instantly announcing raise without caring what the answer to his original question was.
"How much is to me? I raise!"
To enquireraise
I'd like to add some meaning to this one, if that's ok - When a player enquires as to how much you have behind, when it clearly isn't relevant to the decision or indeed they would have no idea what to do with that information if it was, and then raises. |
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humour is very much encouraged, however theres humour and theres not.
I disrepectfully agree with Matt |
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« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2014, 01:24:38 AM » |
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these are great!
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polerization
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« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2014, 01:44:25 AM » |
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"Enquireraise"
When opponent is sitting with a monster hand & asks how much it is before instantly announcing raise without caring what the answer to his original question was.
"How much is to me? I raise!"
To enquireraise
I'd like to add some meaning to this one, if that's ok - When a player enquires as to how much you have behind, when it clearly isn't relevant to the decision or indeed they would have no idea what to do with that information if it was, and then raises. or when a player asks how much it is (gets told its been folded to him) then he mucks. |
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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2014, 02:44:56 AM » |
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Askhole
Someone who constantly asks for advice in PHA but never takes it on board.
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« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2014, 06:57:36 PM » |
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Twanker
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To Twank
To tank for an excessively long period of time for trivial decisions.
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humour is very much encouraged, however theres humour and theres not.
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« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2014, 07:03:38 PM » |
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I'm taking suggestions for better names, but:
Fish Fingers
Player who manages to fold their hand, run to the toilet and make it back to the table before their next hand is dealt.
"I don't want to win his chips anyway, he is a smelly fish fingers" or something
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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2014, 09:15:12 PM » |
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ROLLTRIBUTION
The justice suffered by a slowroller when they get sucked out on after tank calling with a very strong hand
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2014, 09:29:01 PM » |
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ROLLTRIBUTION
The justice suffered by a slowroller when they get sucked out on after tank calling with a very strong hand
Brilliant. |
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« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2014, 12:21:38 AM » |
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ROLLTRIBUTION
The justice suffered by a slowroller when they get sucked out on after tank calling with a very strong hand
Brilliant. Can this also be used if you slow roll a slow roller especially if they are spanish |
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« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2014, 11:37:39 AM » |
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Betimism
Or, to be a Betimist
A person who loses betting football and darts (or indeed other sports!) every time but still goes in every Saturday, Sunday and Thursday thinking that today will "be his day" and genuinely believes he is just the most unlucky darts bettor in the world
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