on line abuse

[mikkyT]

oh dear.... I think you might regret that in the morning! Edit it now, before its too late.

[Scottish Dave]

Why is it that the annonimity that accompanies playing online induces the most deplorably reprehensible language and abuse from seemingly the preponderance of players.
insults that are nothing short of egreadious and would provoke substantial reaction if done in the bricks and mortar game are insouciantly conveyed at the drop of a hat precipitated by nothing more than a bad beat.a multitude of players are abusing the system thus, with compunction and impunity.
Are poker players inherintly contemptable and just very good at duplicitously fiegning humility and magnanomy in the real world only to asuage there anger and frustration by imparting the most pernicious inviduous insults when they get home and play online.
should there be a code of practice that precludes such behaviour and admonishes the perpertraitors with exclusion or suspension depending on the extent to which they have transgressed it?
the nefarious and cowardly element who i would propose never act thus offline, in fear of reprisal, should be filtered out so that human decency, prevalent decorum,and a propensity for reverence can flourish over individual site profit!

Spot the english teacher trying to impress!!

This is what you call an advert of an online thesaurus

But if you use a thesaurus... you should be able to copy the words correctly

oh did he spell some of them wrong?

if its your contention that i used a thesaurus all well and good, but i find your underlying condersention dissparaging. furthermore had i used a thesaurus i would have constucted an assertion with a far greater array of obscure and extravegant synonyms!!!!!!

Hey dont you swear at me, im a hero member lol

jesus lighten up dude lol

[Newmanseye]

I keep forgeting that you will be someones Dad soon Dave, whats worse is Mikky is one already.

[Scottish Dave]

I keep forgeting that you will be someones Dad soon Dave, whats worse is Mikky is one already.

Mikky is 4 already, if im not mistaken, in fact what you on about your kids have 'The Mouth' for a Faether!

[Newmanseye]

Does anyone remember Jim Farry the former Chief Exec of the SFA, he used to speak like bolt PP, and he used to crack me up too, cos even he had no Idea what he was going on about.

[bolt pp]

Why is it that the annonimity that accompanies playing online induces the most deplorably reprehensible language and abuse from seemingly the preponderance of players.
insults that are nothing short of egreadious and would provoke substantial reaction if done in the bricks and mortar game are insouciantly conveyed at the drop of a hat precipitated by nothing more than a bad beat.a multitude of players are abusing the system thus, with compunction and impunity.
Are poker players inherintly contemptable and just very good at duplicitously fiegning humility and magnanomy in the real world only to asuage there anger and frustration by imparting the most pernicious inviduous insults when they get home and play online.
should there be a code of practice that precludes such behaviour and admonishes the perpertraitors with exclusion or suspension depending on the extent to which they have transgressed it?
the nefarious and cowardly element who i would propose never act thus offline, in fear of reprisal, should be filtered out so that human decency, prevalent decorum,and a propensity for reverence can flourish over individual site profit!

Spot the english teacher trying to impress!!

This is what you call an advert of an online thesaurus

But if you use a thesaurus... you should be able to copy the words correctly

oh did he spell some of them wrong?

if its your contention that i used a thesaurus all well and good, but i find your underlying condersention dissparaging. furthermore had i used a thesaurus i would have constucted an assertion with a far greater array of obscure and extravegant synonyms!!!!!!

Hey dont you swear at me, im a hero member lol

jesus lighten up dude lol

lol ok must have left my sense of humour at the cash game!!!

[Heid]

His spelling hasn't improved.

[bundle]

This has to be a wind up......come on   WHO IS IT ? 

[12barblues]

TE must be even money as the culprit....

[nirvana]

Sometimes one can become consumed with the exuberance of one's own verbosity.

Next time I am insulted at a table I shall explain that 'I decline the pugilistic verbal gauntlet you lay before me' rather than my normal answer - 'suck my d' and various derivatives thereof.

[Trace]

I was going to ask if he/she had swallowed a dictionary, until I saw the spelling!!  lol


Must say this thread has cracked me up and put a smile on my face!


Thanks guys.

xx

[mikkyT]

Sometimes one can become consumed with the exuberance of one's own verbosity.

Okay, thats commited to memory for next Feb in case a camera is around...

[AndrewT]

if its your contention that i used a thesaurus all well and good, but i find your underlying condersention dissparaging. furthermore had i used a thesaurus i would have constucted an assertion with a far greater array of obscure and extravegant synonyms!!!!!!

'it's'
'condescension'
'disparaging'
'extravagant'

Hope this helps. I await your next display of linguistic gymnastics with bated breath.

[mikkyT]

You forgot to correct his use of capital letters and commas. Or rather, the lack thereof.

[bolt pp]

if its your contention that i used a thesaurus all well and good, but i find your underlying condersention dissparaging. furthermore had i used a thesaurus i would have constucted an assertion with a far greater array of obscure and extravegant synonyms!!!!!!

'it's'
'condescension'
'disparaging'
'extravagant'

Hope this helps. I await your next display of linguistic gymnastics with bated breath.

thanks for your corrections they're REALLY helpful, as it was an on going joke the errors featured in the sbsequent post were intentional; i think only heid got it!
as for the piece its self i am alittle supprised at the extent to which the digressive comments exceeded that of the piece itself;never mind. thanks to those who participated as it was a topical subject for me that i felt was of significant importance. the joke in writing the piece was that i spent longer trying to wake my girlfriend up to type than i did on the piece itself(i'm horribly inept at a key board) The response could have been so different if hadnt drunkenly ushered her straight into the spare tv!!! that was the end of that she was none to pleased.let me furthermore dispell the increasingly prevalent falacy that i'm a ringer. if i wasnt as drunk as i was last night i may have wished i had been in light of the proficiantly articulated derision i recieved.(mickeyt and scottish dave) dont stop digging me out lads i may return to gcse education yet!!! there was a 19th century auther and playwright who was the most appalling speller and his work when written by himself was barely legible, but it was his contention that the content and communication of his work far exceeded something as trivial as grammar. the playwright being oscar wilde was of course correct.I shall continue to formulate the most exasparatingly  poorly constructed pieces when a tad drunk and hope that in such an informal format for communication you all will develop a countenence my interminable but insightful opinions!! I'm eager to know how many of you that were so benevolant in ignominiously correcting my spelling had to consult a dictionary-) i suspect heid as being the only one who didnt (to astute for that time in the morning) lol