What would you tell your 11 year old self?

[MANTIS01]

In 2014 Germany 7 Brazil 1 will be a big price

[david3103]

Enjoy next year's World Cup because England won't win it again until after you retire.

[EvilPie]

Keep going as you are kid. You're going to make plenty of mistakes but when you get to my age you're going to be one happy fella.

[pokerfan]

Don't push that portaloo over in Cardiff.

[SuuPRlim]

When you get HU with little dave, have a red bull and don't be a twat

"You're gonna have a spare 37grand knocking around in march 2013 Dave so make some plans for it"

:-p

[SuuPRlim]

No, all I wish I could advise young lil dave to do differently is

"Do NOT climb that fence Dave, don't do it!!!"

Unfortunately lessons not learnt in blood are seldom remembered...

[DMorgan]

No, all I wish I could advise young lil dave to do differently is

"Do NOT climb that fence Dave, don't do it!!!"

Unfortunately lessons not learnt in blood are seldom remembered...

They can never take your sense of humour

I'd say keep crushing your parents at every card game, the practice will come in handy, and don't bother with Chemistry, you never really wanted to do computer science anyway

[Sark79]

As a kid I had an uncle who was a golf fanatic. He wasn't really an uncle, just one of those family friends who kids call uncle. He didn't have any children of his own and desperately tried to get my sister and I interested in golf. I used to go to his house most days after school where his wife would look after me until my family got home. He went to school with Scottish golfer Michael Miller and he also did lots of charity work with Sam Torrance over the years, his playing skill didn't match theirs, however he did play many amateur events. Right from the time that I first began to walk he tried to get me to join him on the golf course and eventually when I got to about 13 he gave up trying.  I wish I had taken him up on his offer to play golf with him. These days I really enjoy watching golf and became interested in it after watching Justin Rose have his amazing run at the Open some years ago while he was still an amateur. I forget what year that was, perhaps 1997? 

I would also like to have told myself to get an apprenticeship when I turned 16. Maybe its because I am currently watching lots of downloads of the "New Yankee Workshop" starring Norm Abram but the idea of working with wood interests me. In last nights episode, Norm expertly built a chicken coup from scratch. I guess I could still learn to become a skilled craftsman if I travelled to Pennsylvania to  join an Amish group. I doubt they would take me though as I don't speak German, don't really follow religion, I have a fear of heights and I also suffer from bad sunburn in overly sunny places. Pennsylvania's heat would pose a problem. I also tend to grow patchy beards and not the typical impressive Amish beard. I will probably just stick to buying products from Ikea rather than dreaming about building them myself

[baldock92]

To just be confident with girls and to fold jacks!

[Sark79]

It would have been 1990.
 
I'd tell myself to invent the internet and patent internet poker.

For years I thought you were much younger than me mate. I just clicked your name for the first time to find you are 35. Your forum name just made me assume you were in your 20's 

[Ironside]

It would have been 1990.
 
I'd tell myself to invent the internet and patent internet poker.

For years I thought you were much younger than me mate. I just clicked your name for the first time to find you are 35. Your forum name just made me assume you were in your 20's 

he was in his 20s when he signed up for the forum

[rfgqqabc]

R1,R2,L1,L2, up, down, left right, up, down, down, down.

[Sark79]

It would have been 1990.
 
I'd tell myself to invent the internet and patent internet poker.

For years I thought you were much younger than me mate. I just clicked your name for the first time to find you are 35. Your forum name just made me assume you were in your 20's 

he was in his 20s when he signed up for the forum

True, lol.  I always thought he was about 18 when I first joined here years ago making him in his mid 20s now

[Nakor]

R1,R2,L1,L2, up, down, left right, up, down, down, down.

Unlock weapons GTA ?

[Kmac84]

Don't listen to the careers advisors at school they are targeted on getting you to uni.

When your 16 take the apprenticeship Ford offer you.

Start buying property as soon as you can.