OT - The FA Cup/Football Chants

[NoflopsHomer]

Just got back from the Cheltenham/Newcastle game, awful match, despite winning, we still look a side without a clue. Anyway the game was saved by some fabulous Newcastle chants:

(To one of the quiet Cheltenham stands) "Sing at the Races, you only sing at the Races." This then became, "Town full of horses, you're just a town full of horses."

"Parker for England." (quickly turning into) "Souness for England," and got a lot of laughs.

Waving their shoes in the air singing, "Shoes off if you love the Toon."

After half-time, the guy from the Fast-food van ran past the entire away stand with a hastily made cardboard sign which read 'All Food Now Half Price.' Instantly a chorus of "Sell all your burgers, you couldn't sell all your burgers..." started.

Finally, when Newcastle actually managed to put an attack together, the fans started to serenade the police, "If Shearer scores, we're on the pitch." But after a while, this became, "If anyone scores, we're on the pitch." And lastily, "If no-one scores, we're on the pitch."

Awful match, great time.

Anyone know any other funny football chants?

[Scottish Dave]

Kinky boots!!

and

Nah Na Na Na Nah...Jungle Bhoys!

[snoopy1239]

"He's got a pineapple on his head"

which eventually turned to...

"He had a pineapple on his head... and now he's f*****g bald."

 :D

[Colchester Kev]

Homer, are baramble and the other central defender for newcastle the worst players in the premiership ??   They looked awful again today.

[booder]

saw this in the paper today.........who says the scottish have no sense of humour ?



Hibs fans aired a new classic aimed at Edinburgh rivals Hearts. To the tune of a Manic S treet Preachers no 1 , it goes


if you tolerate Rix  ,  then your children will be next




 

[Scottish Dave]

yeah its a classic, all the football teams up here have been singing that for the past few months when ever we play hearts lol

its a cracker tho, you must admit

[NoflopsHomer]

Homer, are baramble and the other central defender for newcastle the worst players in the premiership ??   They looked awful again today.

Replace premiership with world.

[RFC]

In about 1995 i went to stoke-on-trent to work and stayed there for 5 years
i couldnt make it up for most Rangers games so i went to Stoke City games
there favourite song was delilah  I asked everyone down there why they sang it
and still could't find out ... Strange

[jezza777]

I saw this on another forum and it cracked me up. Rangers fans after it was revealed that Andy Goram had Scitzophrenia (sp?) 


"There's only two Andy Gorams........." Brilliant

[Wardonkey]

Newcastle fans taunting the Sunderlands;

'Going down, going down, going down'

Response from Sunderland fans;

'So are we, so are we, so are we'

[ACE2M]

In about 1995 i went to stoke-on-trent to work and stayed there for 5 years
i couldnt make it up for most Rangers games so i went to Stoke City games
there favourite song was delilah  I asked everyone down there why they sang it
and still could't find out ... Strange

I've been going for 25 years and i have no idea why we sing it but there's a real buzz when the faithful are in full flight with delilah.

[ericstoner]

Brighton & Hove albion went to Rome to see the Pope,
Brighton & Hove albion went to Rome to see the Pope,
Brighton & Hove albion went to Rome to see the Pope,and this is what he said.

"Whose that team they call the palace,whose that team they all adore."

We're the boys in Red and blue,who the F@cking hell are you.Cos Palace are the best teamin the land.

beat singing in church.and why to Pope?

Always used to be sung at the uk's most long distent derby match.

[Colchester Kev]

"Nayim from the half way line, Nayim from the half way line, Nayim from the half way line, Nayim from the half way line"  

[thetank]

Here's a Pittodrie favourite sung at the visiting old firm.

To the tune of "You are my sunshine"

"You are a Weegie,
A stinking Weegie.
You're only happy, on Giro day.
Your da's a dealer, your ma's a stealer.
So please don't take my hubcaps away."

That's about the least offensive ones. The others (some of which are witty) have no place on a family forum.

Oh, bum. I forgot I live in Glasgow now 

[mex]

Who threw up the pies, who threw up the pies, Mrs Beckham, Mrs Beckham she threw up the pies.