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« on: April 08, 2015, 07:30:03 PM »

A 400 pound alligator.  



You have a knife, plus access to whatever the terrain gives you

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You are both in a 1 acre area, which contains some water



Neither can leave until the other is dead

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Do you win or lose?
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2015, 07:41:19 PM »

I win, and I have a nice new handbag.
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2015, 07:44:34 PM »

lose, he has a nice big lunch
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2015, 07:47:57 PM »

lose, he has a nice big lunch
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2015, 07:50:11 PM »

Lose....

Even if you are lucky to get on his back, quick enough to administer enough stabs, and get off again, he will still have you....that skin is mighty hard to stab.

Just guessing like.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2015, 07:56:16 PM »

lose, he has a nice big lunch

Big?

You are going to be in SO much trouble.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2015, 07:58:48 PM »

lose, he has a nice big lunch

Big?

You are going to be in SO much trouble.

you've lost me!  the question is if i would win? 
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2015, 07:58:59 PM »


What kind of attitude is that?
You two and Matt deserve to be eaten.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2015, 08:04:17 PM »

Alligators are a bit soft, so we win.  Salt water croc we lose, freshwater croc easy win.
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2015, 08:13:48 PM »


What kind of attitude is that?
You two and Matt deserve to be eaten.

Honesty is one of my values.  I'm not much of a fighter, I would give it a go but doubt i would be quick or strong enough. 
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2015, 08:39:43 PM »

Surely lose, even if you managed to stab both of its eyes out they still have a very good sense of smell?
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2015, 08:43:27 PM »

Win or lose, I'll drink the booze.
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2015, 09:01:52 PM »


What kind of attitude is that?
You two and Matt deserve to be eaten.

Honesty is one of my values.  I'm not much of a fighter, I would give it a go but doubt i would be quick or strong enough. 

We don't have to use brute force or speed, we're going to bide our time, fashion a rope from plaited bark, make noose to slip over its jaws and then stab it in the soft bits.


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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2015, 09:11:38 PM »

I'm assuming the alligator isn't smart enough to know the rules of this game so we have a massive advantage unless he's absolutely bloody starving already.

They aren't evil creatures and they won't attack unless hungry or threatened so I'm pretty confident this only ends one way and that way doesn't look good for the alligator.

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2015, 09:15:59 PM »

Pretty sure I'd win.
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