Win or Lose

[Woodsey]

I'd just do a Steve Irwin and make a lassoo of sorts out of some of my clothes, then try and lassoo it around its mouth as best as I could using a stick until I can get in close enough to tie it better. Wouldn't be straight forward, but with a bit of patience it could be done. Game over once the mouth is out of action...

Good idea. Not heard much about him lately, what is he up to these days?

Popped his clogs a few years back unfortunately, freak accident with a stingray in the wild.

Killed by the very thing he was stalking?

Gotcha.

How many things had he stalked before he got done? Huge odds for him, reckon I'm evens at the very worst 

[UgotNuts]

Win for me, watch way too much animal channel growing up.

Trick is to get underneath him be creating a suitable trap and providing bait!

:-)

[RED-DOG]

There is no way I'm getting dead here. That said, we need a lot more info if we are going to formulate a decent plan.

How much water is there? where is it? What shape / depth?

Is the ground soft or hard, grassy or rocky?

Are there boulders?

Is there any flint?

What shape is the land, what forms the borders?

Are there trees? How big / what type / are they climbable?

Are we wearing a belt, boots with laces?

Is there other useful flora/fauna?

[hector62]

I think the pit/trap won't work as it will fill with water as you are near the water table. If I found some string I would fashion a spear with the knife. With no string then I am wittling a lot of long staves and jamming them into it's mouth down it's throat. Reckon I am a 1/5 favourite with that plan.

[RED-DOG]

I think the pit/trap won't work as it will fill with water as you are near the water table. If I found some string I would fashion a spear with the knife. With no string then I am wittling a lot of long staves and jamming them into it's mouth down it's throat. Reckon I am a 1/5 favourite with that plan.

If no pit trap I'm making a 10ft spear to jam into it's throat. That way I don't have to get close.

[TightEnd]

There is no way I'm getting dead here. That said, we need a lot more info if we are going to formulate a decent plan.

How much water is there? where is it? What shape / depth?

Is the ground soft or hard, grassy or rocky?

Are there boulders?

Is there any flint?

What shape is the land, what forms the borders?

Are there trees? How big / what type / are they climbable?

Are we wearing a belt, boots with laces?

Is there other useful flora/fauna?

Here is the explanation, as i want to know the plan

the area is square. It is bordered by 12 foot high fencing all round

about 1/4 of the area is a kidney shaped lake. At its deepest, it would come up to your waist

In the diagonal corner to the lake is a wooded area of mature trees. you can climb them, and rest in them

the wooded area was bigger but part of it has been cleared, and the tree trunks and branches chopped down lie in a pile between wood and water

the area in between is grassland. Damp and soft.completely flat

there are no boulders.


Grylls-Dog, over to you

[teamonkey]

There is no way I'm getting dead here. That said, we need a lot more info if we are going to formulate a decent plan.

How much water is there? where is it? What shape / depth?

Is the ground soft or hard, grassy or rocky?

Are there boulders?

Is there any flint?

What shape is the land, what forms the borders?

Are there trees? How big / what type / are they climbable?

Are we wearing a belt, boots with laces?

Is there other useful flora/fauna?

Here is the explanation, as i want to know the plan

the area is square. It is bordered by 12 foot high fencing all round

about 1/4 of the area is a kidney shaped lake. At its deepest, it would come up to your waist

In the diagonal corner to the lake is a wooded area of mature trees. you can climb them, and rest in them

the wooded area was bigger but part of it has been cleared, and the tree trunks and branches chopped down lie in a pile between wood and water

the area in between is grassland. Damp and soft.completely flat

there are no boulders.


Grylls-Dog, over to you

do we start on land or in the water?

what time is it?

moon state?

are we healthy?

have we eaten recently?

[TightEnd]

There is no way I'm getting dead here. That said, we need a lot more info if we are going to formulate a decent plan.

How much water is there? where is it? What shape / depth?

Is the ground soft or hard, grassy or rocky?

Are there boulders?

Is there any flint?

What shape is the land, what forms the borders?

Are there trees? How big / what type / are they climbable?

Are we wearing a belt, boots with laces?

Is there other useful flora/fauna?

Here is the explanation, as i want to know the plan

the area is square. It is bordered by 12 foot high fencing all round

about 1/4 of the area is a kidney shaped lake. At its deepest, it would come up to your waist

In the diagonal corner to the lake is a wooded area of mature trees. you can climb them, and rest in them

the wooded area was bigger but part of it has been cleared, and the tree trunks and branches chopped down lie in a pile between wood and water

the area in between is grassland. Damp and soft.completely flat

there are no boulders.


Grylls-Dog, over to you

do we start on land or in the water?

what time is it?

moon state?

are we healthy?

have we eaten recently?

you enter the fray, the gate is shut behind you.

you do not know where the alligator is

its midday. its hot

there is no artificial lighting, when the sun goes down, thats it til morning

you are healthy.

you had 3 shredded wheat for breakfast

there are no food sources in the area but there is no contamination or health risks in the water

[tikay]

Is there a flushing toilet?

If not, have we pre-evacuated?

[teamonkey]

Is there a flushing toilet?

If not, have we pre-evacuated?

winner!!

[Woodsey]

Trees are in the corner? Climb 'em and jump the fence  

[TightEnd]

Trees are in the corner? Climb 'em and jump the fence 

the penalty for escaping whilst both you and the alligator are alive is death by UKIP Quotations piped into a white room, until you die

[EvilPie]

there are no food sources in the area but there is no contamination or health risks in the water

What about the 12ft f**king frog!!!

[TightEnd]

there are no food sources in the area but there is no contamination or health risks in the water

What about the 12ft f**king frog!!!

but you can drink the water, if you can find a way of safely doing so

[RED-DOG]

Climb a suitable tree, hack off a stout stave, tie knife to one end, wait for alligator to approach, (drip a little blood around base of tree if necessary) then plunge your long and suitably weighty knife pointed spear into it's brain.




Or, construct a nice deadfall trap.