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« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2006, 01:26:37 PM »

Did you agree a fee in the end Poppet or was he not budging on £200?

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« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2006, 01:32:26 PM »

Did you agree a fee in the end Poppet or was he not budging on £200?

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Well I think £200 is a bit low to be honest! Someone of my skill deserves at least £400 lol
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« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2006, 01:37:23 PM »

The last time I tried to chat a girl up she ended up asking me for ID.  Cheesy


(and no, she wasn't a bouncer)
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« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2006, 01:38:47 PM »



Well I think £200 is a bit low to be honest! Someone of my skill deserves at least £400 lol

Chris only needs a double up and he's in!
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« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2006, 01:41:41 PM »



Well I think £200 is a bit low to be honest! Someone of my skill deserves at least £400 lol

Chris only needs a double up and he's in!

 Shocked Shocked Shocked now i've made it look as though I can be bought Shocked Shocked Shocked

That is definitely not the case!
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« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2006, 01:47:00 PM »

The last time I tried to chat a girl up she ended up asking me for ID.  Cheesy


(and no, she wasn't a bouncer)

LOL! Why did she ask then?!
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« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2006, 01:47:01 PM »

Did you agree a fee in the end Poppet or was he not budging on £200?

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Well I think £200 is a bit low to be honest! Someone of my skill deserves at least £400 lol

That's not even 1st place at the Gala £30 Freezout.

Surely WSOP top prize is more accurate?
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« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2006, 01:48:43 PM »

You're spoken for if you win the bracelet Snoopy.

Something about RED_DOG's daughter I heard.
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« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2006, 01:49:26 PM »

Snoopy...

Mwah!  Kiss Kiss Kiss
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« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2006, 01:49:48 PM »

LOL! Why did she ask then?!

Apparently my youthful looks made her believe I wasn't a day over 12.
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« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2006, 01:50:42 PM »

On the subject of paying for it........

My mate once asked a random if she would sleep with someonoe for a million pounds. She says yes. He then asks if she would sleep with him for a fiver. She looks confused, says no and asks why he asked that. His reply- " Well, we've already established you're a whore, now we're just negotiating over price"

Not really a chat up line, more like witty abuse.
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« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2006, 01:52:13 PM »

LOL! Why did she ask then?!

Apparently my youthful looks made her believe I wasn't a day over 12.

Awwww! I think you look slightly older than 12 though, perhaps my age, or slightly older
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« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2006, 01:54:41 PM »


6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.


You must be fighting them off with a stick!
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« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2006, 02:06:29 PM »

Off Topic - but one for the Welsh & those from North of Loch Lomond.....

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies: "I think you'll find that that is a sheep."

Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2006, 02:10:48 PM »

You're spoken for if you win the bracelet Snoopy.

Something about RED_DOG's daughter I heard.

She's going to get one hell of a surprise when she hears the jingle jangle of my jewellery approaching her front door.  Cool
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