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« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2006, 02:11:54 PM » |
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Off Topic - but one for the Welsh & those from North of Loch Lomond.....
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2006, 02:13:15 PM » |
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I've often found that chat up lines are unnecessary as raw animal magnetism usually attracts members of the opposite sex. Now if only i could do something about the raw animal smell to keep them!!!!!!!  |
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« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2006, 02:20:34 PM » |
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Off Topic - but one for the Welsh & those from North of Loch Lomond.....
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
hehe I like it. You sure 'the man' wasn't you? OIII!!! - I'm single. |
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« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2006, 02:20:52 PM » |
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On the subject of paying for it........
My mate once asked a random if she would sleep with someonoe for a million pounds. She says yes. He then asks if she would sleep with him for a fiver. She looks confused, says no and asks why he asked that. His reply- " Well, we've already established you're a whore, now we're just negotiating over price"
Not really a chat up line, more like witty abuse.
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There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
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« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2006, 02:41:35 PM » |
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"What's your name? When I saw you in my dreams last night I could only call you baby"
Saw this one the Fresh Prince many years ago and couldn't stop laughing. Don't use lines myself, have the ladies flocking to me wherever I go.
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"Table Tennis Rules, they're so confusing it's not played by fools"
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« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2006, 03:28:49 PM » |
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There's always the old classic(but rarely successful).
"Get your coat love, you've pulled"
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« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2006, 04:11:15 PM » |
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In a Nightclub (HIM) Would you like to dance sweetheart ? (HER) CLEAR OFF LOSER (HIM) Sorry luv you miss understood me I said you look FAT in that dress.  |
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« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2006, 04:15:30 PM » |
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I think it's interesting that a brush off generally precipitates abuse. There should be no place for it. Certainly not on here either |
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« Reply #54 on: January 30, 2006, 04:23:40 PM » |
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the old classic which i PROMISE i have never used.....
Excuse me - do you use windowlene?
Why?
Because I can see my face in your knickers
Absoluteley terrible!!!
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« Reply #55 on: January 30, 2006, 04:24:36 PM » |
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I think it's interesting that a brush off generally precipitates abuse. There should be no place for it. Certainly not on here either Heid I think a lot of that is tongue in cheek. Also if the brushoff is abusive, we live in a so called equal society. There's some clubs in Glasgow where if you cant dish it back the Sengas will rip you apart. Overall though most of these abusive replies are made up - never to be used and a wee sop to the male ego - because it's almost always us who have to make the first move & us who get shot down. |
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« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2006, 04:26:26 PM » |
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I'd ask ya for a dance Rod, when ya knee was better, anyway  Point taken, absolutely, but let's keep it fun Why do you guys think I never wear a dress?<g> |
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« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2006, 04:35:07 PM » |
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Thanks Heid.
However I must confess to an abusive reply to a young lady one night, which however I felt was justified....
My mate & I were in the Cavern in Liverpool & started chatting a couple of girls, we did the old 'divide & conquer'. He took his through to the garage/house room & I stayed in the rock room with mine, a few dances & drinks & we're in a quiet corner playing tonsil tennis when she pushes me away & says "I can't, I've got a boyfriend".
Slightly chagrinned I replied "And you really love him, right?"
"No, but he loves me. He says I'm the most beautiful girl he's ever met."
Well my Bitch Alarm was at Defcon 3 at that (I was actually feeling sorry for the guy). "Why don't you do yourself a favour & shag a guy who'll be honest with you?"
She looked shocked & then went & dragged her mate out of the place. Leaving me with my mate who is 6 foot 3 & teaches martial arts. Thankfully he saw the funny side & let me off.
I probably shouldn't have done it... but she needed brought down a peg or 2.
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« Reply #58 on: January 30, 2006, 04:44:30 PM » |
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Ahh well she did deserve it .... no excuse whatsoever for playing away when you have someone It's never "just kissing". |
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« Reply #59 on: January 30, 2006, 04:54:29 PM » |
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It's never "just kissing".
If only this were true. |
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