O/T Chat up Lines

[Dingdell]

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Let me guess - you're single and dont get any dances at clubs?........

[Newmanseye]

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Let me guess - you're single and dont get any dances at clubs?........

Married with 3 kids, thank you very much. However when I was young free and still shaggable, I always played the rescue card, it was teh easiest way to get a woman to go home with you.

Simply watch for the women who are being annoyed by blokes and their cheesy chat up lines, wait for her eyes to roll. then casually swoop in and pretend to be her boyfriend and the bloke pisses off, Leaving you to start a good conversation and get her back to your place for that nights bedroom olympics

thats how I used to do it.   

[Gryffles]

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Let me guess - you're single and dont get any dances at clubs?........

Married with 3 kids, thank you very much. However when I was young free and still shaggable, I always played the rescue card, it was teh easiest way to get a woman to go home with you.

Simply watch for the women who are being annoyed by blokes and their cheesy chat up lines, wait for her eyes to roll. then casually swoop in and pretend to be her boyfriend and the bloke pisses off, Leaving you to start a good conversation and get her back to your place for that nights bedroom olympics

thats how I used to do it.   

Only once every four years, you might want to get some better lines

[Newmanseye]

PMSL, I had a whoosh moment there then I got it, Nice one

 

[Gryffles]

On the subject of paying for it........

My mate once asked a random if she would sleep with someonoe for a million pounds. She says yes. He then asks if she would sleep with him for a fiver. She looks confused, says no and asks why he asked that. His reply- " Well, we've already established you're a whore, now we're just negotiating over price"

Not really a chat up line, more like witty abuse.

This is a terrible assassination of a classic quote.

    * Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
      Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
      Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
      Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
      Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

[AndrewT]

This is a terrible assassination of a classic quote.

    * Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
      Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
      Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
      Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
      Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

It's older than that - it's a George Bernard Shaw quote.

[Trace]

the old classic which i PROMISE i have never used.....

Excuse me - do you use windowlene?

Why?

Because I can see my face in your knickers

Absoluteley terrible!!!

but absolutely hilarious!

[Trace]

 

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Let me guess - you're single and dont get any dances at clubs?........

Married with 3 kids, thank you very much. However when I was young free and still shaggable, I always played the rescue card, it was teh easiest way to get a woman to go home with you.

Simply watch for the women who are being annoyed by blokes and their cheesy chat up lines, wait for her eyes to roll. then casually swoop in and pretend to be her boyfriend and the bloke pisses off, Leaving you to start a good conversation and get her back to your place for that nights bedroom olympics

thats how I used to do it.  

Only once every four years, you might want to get some better lines

PMSL, I had a whoosh moment there then I got it, Nice one

 

still whoooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhing

[tikay]

The Olympics are every 4 years Trace. Even for Lancashire peeps.

[TightEnd]

but bedroom Olympics are once every eight.....

[Trace]

DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I didn't bring a coat........................  >:?

[MPOWER]

I think it's interesting that a brush off generally precipitates abuse. There should be no place for it.

Certainly not on here either

I'm Sorry Heid I was only having Banter I would Gladly ask you to dance.

Let me just nip to the bar 

[thetank]

I'd give you a dance without having to nip to the bar first.

Although I do dance like this 

[Dewi_cool]

one I quite like,

Man;  Fancy a sh@g

Woman; No thanks

Man;  Can you lie down there, and let me have one then

[thetank]

Works in Wales