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« Reply #1350 on: April 09, 2020, 02:20:45 PM »

I've recently bought the book "The History Of Subbuteo."

I'm just flicking through it.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1351 on: April 16, 2020, 03:41:22 PM »

Please please tell me now... is there something I should know...


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« Reply #1352 on: April 17, 2020, 09:10:48 AM »

Just got hit by a rental van.

Fucking Hertz.
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« Reply #1353 on: April 19, 2020, 11:07:19 PM »

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies.
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« Reply #1354 on: June 12, 2020, 09:40:38 AM »

I made a submarine out of polystyrene for my nephews science project, i thought i had played a blinder, but it didnt go down well
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« Reply #1355 on: June 26, 2020, 03:01:24 PM »

My friend David has recently been the victim of ID theft. Now he’s just Dav.

Actually they caught the guy who did it, but he is no longer that person.
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« Reply #1356 on: June 26, 2020, 03:22:55 PM »

Our local swimming pool has re opened with social distancing.
There is no water in lanes 1,3 and 5.
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« Reply #1357 on: June 27, 2020, 06:45:53 PM »

I've just been asked if I can fix Cat Stevens' caravan.

Awning has broken.
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