Joke!!

[RED-DOG]

I asked the wife if I was the only one she had been with.

"Yes" she replied, "All the others were 9s and 10s"

[cish n fhips]

Just heard about the women with no arms and legs,who won a srawberry
picking contest


Jammy twat.

[engy]

Just heard about the women with no arms and legs,who won a srawberry
picking contest


Jammy twat.

😂😂😂😂

[typhoon13]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[booder]

WARMING !!!
If youse gets a link called "free porn" dont opin it ?!
its a birus wich deactivare you spellhecck and garbles up you writing. i also reciebed it but luckly i dont does porn so i dont opin it
warn al1 you vriends

[Kev B]

WARMING !!!
If youse gets a link called "free porn" dont opin it ?!
its a birus wich deactivare you spellhecck and garbles up you writing. i also reciebed it but luckly i dont does porn so i dont opin it
warn al1 you vriends

Nicked. 

[bobAlike]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out, had a few drinks, nice guy. He’s a web designer

[booder]

I have been studying advanced physics recently and came across this curious space/time anomaly;

It takes 5 minutes to get from my house to the pub, but it takes 45 minutes to get from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[booder]

I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.

O V N R

[RED-DOG]

I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.

O V N R

Lol.


Already stolen and used it.

[booder]

If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know as i need to borrow some chairs.

[booder]

My budgie broke his leg today so i made him a splint out of matches.

His little face lit up when he tried to walk.

[booder]

Just seen a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.

It was a lamb bikini