It's a conspiracy.

[RED-DOG]

You take the first egg from the box. It's slightly difficult to get hold of it properly because only the top part is sticking up out of the carton, but your fingers are dry and you manage OK. You crack it into the frying pan.

You reach for the second egg. This time your fingers are slightly wet from cracking the first egg but you still manage to lift it out of the box and hang on to it until the exact moment when it is over the 3in gap between the kitchen top and the cooker, then it slips from your grasp and falls, making a sticky mess in the most inaccessible place possible.

Does this happen every time? No, because then you would remember and be more careful, so it happens around once every third day, or about 100 times a year.

Does it happen when the egg box is full? No. It usually happens when there are only two eggs left in the box, so not only do you have to clean up an inaccessible mess, but you are left with just one egg to share between two slices of toast.

Coincidence? I think not.

[TightEnd]

Here is another one

You are having pasta

you pour out the perfect amount for the meal you are preparing

you never fail to cook too much

therefore you buy another packet sooner

[booder]

You take the first egg from the box. It's slightly difficult to get hold of it properly because only the top part is sticking up out of the carton, but your fingers are dry and you manage OK. You crack it into the frying pan.

You reach for the second egg. This time your fingers are slightly wet from cracking the first egg but you still manage to lift it out of the box and hang on to it until the exact moment when it is over the 3in gap between the kitchen top and the cooker, then it slips from your grasp and falls, making a sticky mess in the most inaccessible place possible.

Does this happen every time? No, because then you would remember and be more careful, so it happens around once every third day, or about 100 times a year.

Does it happen when the egg box is full? No. It usually happens when there are only two eggs left in the box, so not only do you have to clean up an inaccessible mess, but you are left with just one egg to share between two slices of toast.

Coincidence? I think not.

Crack it into a cup instead of frying pan.

[Nakor]

Large "squeezable" sauce bottles.
Its impossible to get the last 6th or so out of the bottle.
And they are made of such low grade plastic when you drop them on the floor they split and make a mess anyway.

[bobAlike]

Here is another one

You are having pasta

you pour out the perfect amount for the meal you are preparing

you never fail to cook too much

therefore you buy another packet sooner

Surely by never cooking too much you don't buy a packet sooner?

[TightEnd]

Here is another one

You are having pasta

you pour out the perfect amount for the meal you are preparing

you never fail to cook too much

therefore you buy another packet sooner

Surely by never cooking too much you don't buy a packet sooner?

i never fail to cook too much. ever.

[booder]

Large "squeezable" sauce bottles.
Its impossible to get the last 6th or so out of the bottle.
And they are made of such low grade plastic when you drop them on the floor they split and make a mess anyway.

Add  vinegar and shake the bottle, or cut the bottle in half (ask an adult to do this as knives can be sharp) and scrape residue out.

You are welcome.

[tikay]

Large "squeezable" sauce bottles.
Its impossible to get the last 6th or so out of the bottle.
And they are made of such low grade plastic when you drop them on the floor they split and make a mess anyway.

Add  vinegar and shake the bottle, or cut the bottle in half (ask an adult to do this as knives can be sharp) and scrape residue out.

You are welcome.

Rub of the week.

[tikay]

You take the first egg from the box. It's slightly difficult to get hold of it properly because only the top part is sticking up out of the carton, but your fingers are dry and you manage OK. You crack it into the frying pan.

You reach for the second egg. This time your fingers are slightly wet from cracking the first egg but you still manage to lift it out of the box and hang on to it until the exact moment when it is over the 3in gap between the kitchen top and the cooker, then it slips from your grasp and falls, making a sticky mess in the most inaccessible place possible.

Does this happen every time? No, because then you would remember and be more careful, so it happens around once every third day, or about 100 times a year.

Does it happen when the egg box is full? No. It usually happens when there are only two eggs left in the box, so not only do you have to clean up an inaccessible mess, but you are left with just one egg to share between two slices of toast.

Coincidence? I think not.

Crack it into a cup instead of frying pan.

Well that's what any sensible, thinking person would do.

[bobAlike]

Here is another one

You are having pasta

you pour out the perfect amount for the meal you are preparing

you never fail to cook too much

therefore you buy another packet sooner

Surely by never cooking too much you don't buy a packet sooner?

i never fail to cook too much. ever.

I'm in the same category

...but only if you cook more than you need you will buy a packet sooner. If you always eat what you cook then you wont need a new packet any sooner, you will need it at the right time

[bobAlike]

You take the first egg from the box. It's slightly difficult to get hold of it properly because only the top part is sticking up out of the carton, but your fingers are dry and you manage OK. You crack it into the frying pan.

You reach for the second egg. This time your fingers are slightly wet from cracking the first egg but you still manage to lift it out of the box and hang on to it until the exact moment when it is over the 3in gap between the kitchen top and the cooker, then it slips from your grasp and falls, making a sticky mess in the most inaccessible place possible.

Does this happen every time? No, because then you would remember and be more careful, so it happens around once every third day, or about 100 times a year.

Does it happen when the egg box is full? No. It usually happens when there are only two eggs left in the box, so not only do you have to clean up an inaccessible mess, but you are left with just one egg to share between two slices of toast.

Coincidence? I think not.

Crack it into a cup instead of frying pan.

Well that's what any sensible, thinking person would do.

But how are you going to fry it in a cup?

[Doobs]

You take the first egg from the box. It's slightly difficult to get hold of it properly because only the top part is sticking up out of the carton, but your fingers are dry and you manage OK. You crack it into the frying pan.

You reach for the second egg. This time your fingers are slightly wet from cracking the first egg but you still manage to lift it out of the box and hang on to it until the exact moment when it is over the 3in gap between the kitchen top and the cooker, then it slips from your grasp and falls, making a sticky mess in the most inaccessible place possible.

Does this happen every time? No, because then you would remember and be more careful, so it happens around once every third day, or about 100 times a year.

Does it happen when the egg box is full? No. It usually happens when there are only two eggs left in the box, so not only do you have to clean up an inaccessible mess, but you are left with just one egg to share between two slices of toast.

Coincidence? I think not.

Crack it into a cup instead of frying pan.

Well that's what any sensible, thinking person would do.

But how are you going to fry it in a cup?

+1, and surely then it just drops between box and cup instead.

I usually crack them into a bowl and make scrambled eggs instead.  Never leaves the table top that way.

[RED-DOG]

You take the first egg from the box. It's slightly difficult to get hold of it properly because only the top part is sticking up out of the carton, but your fingers are dry and you manage OK. You crack it into the frying pan.

You reach for the second egg. This time your fingers are slightly wet from cracking the first egg but you still manage to lift it out of the box and hang on to it until the exact moment when it is over the 3in gap between the kitchen top and the cooker, then it slips from your grasp and falls, making a sticky mess in the most inaccessible place possible.

Does this happen every time? No, because then you would remember and be more careful, so it happens around once every third day, or about 100 times a year.

Does it happen when the egg box is full? No. It usually happens when there are only two eggs left in the box, so not only do you have to clean up an inaccessible mess, but you are left with just one egg to share between two slices of toast.

Coincidence? I think not.

Crack it into a cup instead of frying pan.

Well that's what any sensible, thinking person would do.

What difference does where you crack it make FFS?

[RED-DOG]

Also, who wants to wash up an extra cup?

[Nakor]

Large "squeezable" sauce bottles.
Its impossible to get the last 6th or so out of the bottle.
And they are made of such low grade plastic when you drop them on the floor they split and make a mess anyway.

Add  vinegar and shake the bottle, or cut the bottle in half (ask an adult to do this as knives can be sharp) and scrape residue out.

You are welcome.

I had no idea you were so proficient in the ways of Ketchup and Mayo - please stick to the fried onions and Salt Beef advice.
You have met the adult that lives in my house?  As if I am going to encourage her to play with knives.