Blimey, I'd best not ask what you guys do in your spare time. Amazed you got it so quickly. You live out in the Fens, right?
It's a dummy sow.
Here's one in action. Look away now if you are a bit on the prudish side.
How many more times - the fens are over there inhabited by strange folk. They grow crops and huddle together for warmth from the incessant winds and long winters nights.
We are East Anglian, farmers of livestock, brewers of beer, we have towns and cities, A Roads and 2 mb broadband. Completely different places.