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SuuPRlim
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« Reply #105 on: March 12, 2017, 01:04:37 PM »

OK instead of you grimming for £500k I think you should grim for £500 (it's a recession after all!) and use this train to make your escape, having a season pass obv an advantage as you don't need to dip into the monkey to get away.

After 8 pages of speculation, you come in with a long winded emotional post claiming heroin addiction as the motivating factor behind your actions, 10 pages of harsh words and some heart felt sympathy then photo's emerge of you on the train surrounded by girls (or maybe just one girl) popping bottles of Cava (was only a monkey you knocked us for after all) partying it up. People withdraw their sympathy, we have 15 pages slamming you into the ground for your actions, page 35 you come back into the thread start a payment plan to repay money leaving for a further 5 pages of debate on whether you be forgiven or not.

Can't wait, #saveblonde
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« Reply #106 on: March 12, 2017, 01:23:38 PM »

#saveblonde

come july i might take 100% of the £500 action myself (-the durgs)
or i could over sell the £500 and spend an evening in the confines of several lapdancing establishments all share holders can join me
i'll be marking it up at 1.6
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lend me a beer and I'll lend you my ear
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« Reply #107 on: March 12, 2017, 01:36:06 PM »

#saveblonde

come july i might take 100% of the £500 action myself (-the durgs)
or i could over sell the £500 and spend an evening in the confines of several lapdancing establishments all share holders can join me
i'll be marking it up at 1.6

sounds class, happy to forgive your drug fuelled train shenanigans if we do this.
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