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« on: July 13, 2017, 03:03:30 PM »

a Leopard never changes his spots...........once a *unt always a *unt
for example
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2017, 05:20:38 PM »

 You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2017, 05:22:27 PM »

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)

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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2017, 05:23:23 PM »

Measure twice, cut once.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2017, 05:32:26 PM »

It's better to have your enemies inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2017, 05:37:05 PM »

Hear all see all say nowt, eat all sup all pay nowt, and if tha does owt for nowt, do it for thisen.
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2017, 05:38:17 PM »

The man who farts in church must sit in his own pew.
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2017, 05:43:46 PM »

Don't kick your granny while she's shaving.
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2017, 05:54:22 PM »

Do not call your dog with a whip in your hand.
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2017, 05:58:23 PM »

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2017, 06:00:53 PM »

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2017, 06:03:05 PM »

There is no free lunch(or curry).
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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2017, 06:09:39 PM »


It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
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"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2017, 06:16:50 PM »

you cant polish a turd
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2017, 06:26:07 PM »

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on
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