but they do try, bless 'em
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : Hand Start.
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : Seat 3 : The-Brief has $4,760
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : Seat 6 : MissHoolie has $13,240
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : The-Brief is the dealer.
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : The-Brief posted small blind.
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : MissHoolie posted big blind.
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : Game [66] started with 2 players.
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Feb 19 03:35:32] : Seat 6 : MissHoolie has

As
[Feb 19 03:35:36] : The-Brief called 200 and raised 1,600
[Feb 19 03:35:38] : MissHoolie called 1,600
[Feb 19 03:35:39] : Dealing flop.
[Feb 19 03:35:39] : Board cards [

Ah

]
[Feb 19 03:35:46] : MissHoolie bet 3,200
[Feb 19 03:35:47] : The-Brief called 2,760 and is All-in
[Feb 19 03:35:47] : Showdown!
[Feb 19 03:35:47] : Seat 6 : MissHoolie has

As
[Feb 19 03:35:49] : Stakes: 200/400 Current level: 6 Next level in: 7 min.
[Feb 19 03:35:49] : Seat 3 : The-Brief has
[Feb 19 03:35:49] : Seat 6 : MissHoolie has

As
[Feb 19 03:35:27] : Board cards [

Ah

]
[Feb 19 03:35:27] : Seat 6 : MissHoolie has

As
[Feb 19 03:35:27] : MissHoolie has Two Pair: Aces and
[Feb 19 03:35:27] : Seat 3 : The-Brief has
[Feb 19 03:35:27] : The-Brief has Pair:
[Feb 19 03:35:27] : MissHoolie wins 9,520 with Two Pair: Aces and
[Feb 19 03:35:31] : MissHoolie : gg
[Feb 19 03:35:36] : Hand is over.
I rest my case