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[jbsc7769]

I didnt realise this was a long as it was. apologies for a few of which i have no idea what youare talking abot

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
Scarface or The Godfather?
half full / half empty
Saturday or Sunday?
Stockings or tights.
spring or autumn
Indian or Chinese ?
Bath or Shower
Totalatarianism or Democracy
Roundhead or Cavalier
La-La or Po - HUH?
Diesel or Unleaded
J,J or A10
Bus it or Walk it
BBC news 24 or Skynews
Daniel Negraneau or Howard Lederer
Blonde or brunette
Buffy / Cordellia HUH?
Raul /  Fernando Torres HUH?
washing up or drying up Pay the Cleaner
red / blue
Snoopy  or Scooby Doo
limit or no-limit
whole nut / fruit and nut
ice cream or ice lolly
Pacino or De Niro?
Del Boy or Rodney
STT or MTT
Eyes or smile?
Bungle or Zippy
Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman?
Hero or sidekick
Apple or Pear
chocolate or vanilla
Real ale  or Lager
Gerrard or Lampard?
Scottish  or Welsh
french or german
Personality or looks? For talking to or making love with??
The truth or complete bollox?
Easyjet or ryanair
Tent ot caravan
swings / roundabouts
Freezeout or Rebuy?
hendon or Blonde
Tea or Coffee
Sugar or Sweetex?
Peanut Butter or Jelly?
laptop or desktop
Steak or BJ?
WSOP or WPT
Satalite or supertsatalite
Bond or Bauer?
analogue or digital
deal or no deal
Breasts or legs? (I'm talking KFC of course!)
Stop 'n Go   or   All-in over the top
dot cotton or pat butcher gross
bacon or sasauge
comedy or drama?
Victor Meldrew or Basil Fawlty?
fried egg sandwich or bacon sandwich
Knight Rider or Airwolf?
Batman or Spiderman
comics or cartoons
MSN or SMS
PS3 or XBOX 360
Laddies or VC
Sparticus or Maximus?
Dominos or Pizza Hut?
Simpsons or Futurama
Life of Brian or Holy Grail
Specs or contacts
Retro or Nouveau
Iranu or Uvavu? huh?
Cheryl Tweedy or Charlotte Church?
Little or Large
Felicity Kendall or Michaela Strachan
City of Gold or The 3 Muskahounds huh?
Pat Sharpe or Timmy Mallet?
The future or the past?
Kylie Manogue's Bum or J-Lo's breasts (bums are for pooing out of!
Boy or Girl
Beach or Sightseeing
X-Ray specs or next weeks Lotto numbers great question, dont make me choose
Ungar or Chan?
1/2 packet of cigarettes or full tank of gas
Sausages - Beef or Pork
spit or swallow (for her!)
estate agent or jehovah's witness
Beardsley or Le Tissier?
Tottenham or Arsenal
Fever Pitch or Pride and Prejudice
Shakespeare or Tarentino?
Salt and Vinegar or Ready Salted?
Sun or Snow?
Sofa and DVD or Party Animal?
Sushi or Fish and Chips?
Blues or Jazz
Wine-o or lager lout?
Cat or Dog
Babies or Teenagers
beagles or alsatians?
Mcdonalds or Burger King
Ferrari or Lambourgini
buriel or cremation live
Holdem or Omaha
AK or 2,2
Barny Boatman Or Ross Boatman
King Kong or Godzilla?
Party or Pokerstars
Stella or Corona?
Sampras or Agassi
Old people or Young people
Bruce or Jackie
Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan huh?
Monkey or The Water Margin?
Top Gun or Days of Thunder
Goodfellas or The Godfather
Weekend at Bernies or Deuce Bigalow what?
Sidious or Yoda?
Dr Who Or Blakes Seven?
Notre Dame or Michigan State
Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man
Tyson or Bruno
Gas or Electric
Night or Day
Insomniac or cant get up
Ecstacy or LSD a game of poker
Cant get it up or cant get it down
Ministry of Sound or Cream
Dirty limper or over raiser?
jammy dodgers or custard creams
Gandalf or Dumbledore
$1,000,000  or €1,000,000
Going out last or going out on bubble
Birmingham or Manchester
Old or New
Width or Lenght (Ladies?)
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood
Sweet or sour?
Phil Ivey or Phil Hellmuth
Woods or Faldo
Little Britain or Harry Hill Saturday supplement
Maths or English Lessons?
Cold Turkey or Hot Chicken
Poker player or pimp daddy
Christmas Eve or New Years Eve?
Friends or Cheers
Courtney Cox or Jennifer Aniston
Hasslehoff or Peter Andre
Pass the sherbert or pass the ducthie
Round the Twist or Knightmare?? huh?
Pretty face or "chin down"?
Snooker or Pool
Two word story or this or that?
Jermaine Defoe or Peter Crouch...
MTT or Cash?
Milton Keynes or Luton
Chocolate or Crisps
Paper or Plastic?
Smileys or Fancy Text?
AK or 77?
Blonde Bash or Vegas?
lager or bitter?
drunk or sober?
Rugby League or Rugby Union
cincins or broadway
Family Guy or Futurama?
The Breakfast Club or Stand By Me?
Michael Mann or Martin Scorcese?
Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan
Ali or Louis?
Pull a sicky or go to work
Nokia or Motorola Sony
Dangermouse or Count Duckula
olive oil or mini mouse
cannon or ball? no idea which is which
Kebab or Burger
ferguson or muhrinho?
Cheddar or Stilton
Rare or Well Done
Alan Green or John Motson?
Belgian or Swiss?
Love or Lust ?
safe or unsafe?
Smoked Haddock or Unsmoked Bacon
Rampant Rabbit or Sedated Gerbil
Curbishley or Allardyce
Beards or Moustaches
Hannibal or Murdoch ?
B.A or Face
Sharks or dolphins
Roswell or JFK
Sex or Poker hmmm
Ghost Towns or Most Haunted
Rock or Hip-Hop
Salad Cream or Mayonnaise
Captain James T Kirk or Captain Jean Luc Picard?
beckham or a brazilian?
beer or whisky
summer or winter
cheesen onion or salt n vinegar?
Shoes or Trainers
Merc or BMW
sink or swim?
Crunchy Nut or Ricicles
Tesco or Sainsbury's ?
Original or Old Favourite ? huh?
Sky or cable?
Letter or Email ?
Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes or One Finger One Thumb?
British Bulldog or Kiss Chase ?
Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley
Red or Blue Rizla ?
Tikay or J kay?
Amsterdam or Prague ?
Ironside or Ironside? (ours or Raymond Burr)
Giving presents or recieving presents?
chips or mash?
Homer Simpson or Ned flanders
Oh Brother where art thou or Homers Odysusy
sun or the moon?
South Park or Seinfeld?
Bungee Jump or Parachute Jump?
tight end or wide receiver?
East Coast or West Coast
east 17 or heaven 17
Yahoo Chess or Gameknot?
Earl or Baron?
Slipknot or Korn
Saddam or Osama?
Chieftain or Challenger
Bush Snr or Bush Jnr
The French or The German
Rocks or Socks?
Ghosts or UFOs
collars or cuffs
Rangers or Ce**ic
Smilies or Polls
limewire or kazza
Hannibal Lecter or Jack the Ripper?
Freddy or Jason
beef or salmon
Maradona or Pele
Cruyff or Best?
Tomato or Tomayto (phonetically)
Semi skinned or full fat
Pretty woman or Officer and a Gentleman
Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort.
Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman huh?
Tiger or Lion
Comfortably Numb or Wish You Were Here
The Wall or Dark Side of The Moon?
Rio or sol?
Chelsea or Man U
House or Appartment
Mike Reilly or Steve Bennet?
Milk or Cream?
Kangaroos or Koalas
Trapping or betting
Inny or Outtie (belly buttons of course!)
Sun bed or Spanish sun?
Lake or Loch
Oasis or Strokes
Hoodie or Sunglasses
NFL or MLB
QPR First team or QPR reserves?
Shetland Isles or Channel Islands
natural blonde or bottle blonde??
Eng BB2 Team or Scot BB2 Team
36C or 44DD
Six Million Dollar Man or The Man From Uncle?
Cardplayer or Poker Europa?
Mega Mac or Double Whopper?
Tony Soprano or Uncle Junior huh?
Lost or Six Feet Under?
They think it's all over or Have I got news for you?
Peter Cook or Dudley Moore?
Testosterone or Oestrogen?
Hearns or Hagler?
Henry or Ronaldinho?
Bramble or Boumsong?
crumble or cake?
Greaves or Hurst?
Rounders or Lock Stock & two smoking barrels
Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham
Beef or Lamb
BMW M6 OR BMW M5
Crab Legs or Lobster Claws
mexican or italian
barbados or bognor
Regis or Christie
Package or Letter
french or saunders
Camembert or English Stilton
Morse or Poirot?
Kerplunk or Mousetrap
friend or foe?
red or white wine
bidup tv or pricedrop tv
Blond Tikay or Blonde Paris Hilton
Brian Lara or Sachin Tendulkar
Coco Pops or Choco Pops? huh?
Gucci or Prada
H&M or M&S
sea air or mountain air
Piercings or Tattoos
chess or backgammon
Aliens or Predators
pizza or Kebab
Cheese strings or cheese triangles
Pub or club
Live Music or Pool
Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard
Klingons or Romulans
Paris Hilton or Chantelle
Burger or Hot Dog
Marmite or Bovril
Urine or Faeces
pasta or rice
villa or blues?
Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy?
california girls or highland lassies
Lennon or McCartney
john or yoko?
old or new testament
wordcup or olympic games?
Brown sauce or red?
Manual or Automatic
Quad bike / Scrambler
eggs or bacon?
Conservative or Labour
left or right (handed)
Their place or yours
Nike or Adidas
monarchy or republic
thomas the tank or ivor the engine
Orange Juice or Apple Juice
On top or underneath
Cookies or Cake
dairy milk or galaxy
Sklanksy or Harrington
One bottle or two into the shower? huh?
t'internet or live
Ladbrokes or William Hill
Strawberry or Rasberry
Hillwalking or a Kebab?
Giver or Receiver ?
whips or chains
Real Madrid or Barcelona
Back door or front
Chocolate Milkshake or Strawberry Milkshake
MOH or Unreal tourny
Slap or Tickle
Pies or Pizza
Volvo or Saab
mustard or horseradish
razz or A-5 triple draw
Doyle Brunson or Todd Brunson
Walkers Crisps or Kettle chips
smokey bacon or beef and onion
Kill Phil or Kill Bill
benji or lassie (you have a shotgun)
Bugatti Veyron £5million to make 1000BHP 280MPH or a Mclaren Mercedes
Gala Notts or Broadway
Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi Evo VIII
blu tac or prit stik
Catapult or Air Gun
put up shelves or spend the day online
Ironing or Hoovering
Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dass?
Belgium or France
black or white (chess)
MJ or Madge?
starsky or hutch
Omaha Hi Lo or Hi Lo Silver Lining
lone ranger or tonto
Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves
superman or lex luthor
Bruce wayne or Batman
Stadler or Waldorf
Hilton or Hyatt
paris or nicole
Big flirt or sweet and innocent?
Leg or Breast
16 or 26 (years of age )
AA UTG or KK on the button
98 suited or A10 off
Kems or Copags
youth and emthusiasm or age and cynisism

[Ironside]

3 down 27 to go

[Heid]

gonna be a long night.

[bundle]

Bauer?

    If this is Jack Bauer, then it's Bond all day long


Bauer SUCKS

[Trace]

Some have been left blank cos I got p*ssed off, or didn't know wth anyone was on about, or to protect the innocent!!

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?                                                   Coke
Scarface or The Godfather?                                     Godfather
half full / half empty            Half empty
Saturday or Sunday?            Saturday
Stockings or tights.            Stockings although you can rip tights
spring or autumn            Autumn
Indian or Chinese ?            Chinese
Bath or Shower            Shower
Totalatarianism or Democracy         Democracy
Roundhead or Cavalier            Dunno
La-La or Po               Po
Diesel or Unleaded            Unleaded
J,J or A10               JJ
Bus it or Walk it            Walk it
BBC news 24 or Skynews         BBC
Daniel Negraneau or Howard Lederer      Lederer
Blonde or brunette            BRUNETTE
Buffy / Cordellia            Buffy
Raul / Fernando Torres            Dunno
washing up or drying up         Drying
red / blue               Blue
Snoopy or Scooby Doo                         Scooby Doo
limit or no-limit            Limit
whole nut / fruit and nut         fruit and nut
ice cream or ice lolly            ice lolly easier to suck
Pacino or De Niro?            De Niro
Del Boy or Rodney            Del Boy
STT or MTT            MTT
Eyes or smile?            Eyes
Bungle or Zippy            Zippy
Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman?                      Keira
Hero or sidekick            Hero
Apple or Pear            Pear
chocolate or vanilla            vanilla
Real ale or Lager            Neither I dont drink
Gerrard or Lampard?            Lampard   phwoar
Scottish or Welsh            Scottish
french or german            Neither
Personality or looks?            Hmmm  Looks first I'm afraid
The truth or complete bollox?         Would prefer the Truth but always get complete bollox
Easyjet or ryanair            Ryanair
Tent ot caravan            Caravan
swings / roundabouts            Swings
Freezeout or Rebuy?            Freezeout
hendon or Blonde            Blonde
Tea or Coffee            Coffee
Sugar or Sweetex?            Sugar
Peanut Butter or Jelly?            Jam
laptop or desktop            Laptop
Steak or BJ?            Cherry Pie
WSOP or WPT            Dunno
Satalite or supertsatalite         Satellite
Bond or Bauer?            Who?
analogue or digital            Digital
deal or no deal            No deal
Breasts or legs? (I'm talking KFC of course!)                   Legs
Stop 'n Go or All-in over the top                      All in
dot cotton or pat butcher         Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
bacon or sasauge            Sausage
comedy or drama?            Drama
Victor Meldrew or Basil Fawlty?                      Victor
fried egg sandwich or bacon sandwich      Bacon
Knight Rider or Airwolf?         Airwolf
Batman or Spiderman            Batman
comics or cartoons            Cartoons
MSN or SMS            MSN
PS3 or XBOX 360            Dunno
Laddies or VC            VC
Sparticus or Maximus?            Dunno
Dominos or Pizza Hut?            Never had dominos so dunno
Simpsons or Futurama            Simpsons
Life of Brian or Holy Grail         Life of Brian  always look on the bright side of life
Specs or contacts            Dunno
Retro or Nouveau            Dunno
Iranu or Uvavu?            Dunno
Cheryl Tweedy or Charlotte Church?      Church
Little or Large            Neither
Felicity Kendall or Michaela Strachan      Strachan
City of Gold or The 3 Muskahounds      Dunno
Pat Sharpe or Timmy Mallet?         Sharpe
The future or the past?         Neither both suck the big one
Kylie Manogue's Bum or J-Lo's breasts                   Kylie's
Boy or Girl               Girl
Beach or Sightseeing            Beach
X-Ray specs or next weeks Lotto numbers                   Lotto
Ungar or Chan?            Dunno
1/2 packet of cigarettes or full tank of gas                   Gas
Sausages - Beef or Pork         Pork
spit or swallow            Swallow   always
estate agent or jehovah's witness                      Estate Agent
Beardsley or Le Tissier?                         Dunno
Tottenham or Arsenal            Neither I hate footie
Fever Pitch or Pride and Prejudice                      P and P
Shakespeare or Tarentino?         Tarrentino
Salt and Vinegar or Ready Salted?                      S & V
Sun or Snow?            Ohhhhh  can't choose/won't choose
Sofa and DVD or Party Animal?                      Sofa and DVD
Sushi or Fish and Chips?         Fish and Chips
Blues or Jazz            Blues
Wine-o or lager lout?            Neither I DON'T DRINK  sheesh
Cat or Dog               Dog
Babies or Teenagers            Babies
beagles or alsatians?             Alsations
Mcdonalds or Burger King         Burger King
Ferrari or Lambourgini            Ferrari
buriel or cremation            Buriel
Holdem or Omaha            Holdem
AK or 2,2               AK
Barny Boatman Or Ross Boatman                      Barny   aint met Ross
King Kong or Godzilla?                         King Kong   
Party or Pokerstars            Stars
Stella or Corona?            Oh fer pete's sake
Sampras or Agassi            Agassi
Old people or Young people         Young
Bruce or Jackie            Bruce
Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan                      Neither
Monkey or The Water Margin?         Monkey  (if this is the programme)
Top Gun or Days of Thunder         Top Gun  ALWAYS
Goodfellas or The Godfather         Done this already   The Godfather
Weekend at Bernies or Deuce Bigalow      Dunno
Sidious or Yoda?            Yoda
Dr Who Or Blakes Seven?         Blakes Seven
Notre Dame or Michigan State         Huh?
Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man                      D and D
Tyson or Bruno            Bruno
Gas or Electric            Gas
Night or Day            Night
Insomniac or cant get up         Cant get up
Ecstacy or LSD            Just say NO!
Cant get it up or cant get it down                      I should be so lucky
Ministry of Sound or Cream         Neither
Dirty limper or over raiser?         Limper
jammy dodgers or custard creams                      Creams
Gandalf or Dumbledore            refuse to choose
$1,000,000 or €1,000,000         Couldn't care less aint gonna happen anyway  lol
Going out last or going out on bubble      Bubble  ouch that hurts
Birmingham or Manchester         Manchester
Old or New               depends on what silly.
Width or Lenght (Ladies?)         Hmmm  width   too much length can hurt
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood         Clint
Sweet or sour?            Sweet
Phil Ivey or Phil Hellmuth         Ivey
Woods or Faldo            Neither
Little Britain or Harry Hill Saturday supplement                   Little Britain
Maths or English Lessons?         English
Cold Turkey or Hot Chicken         Hot Chicken
Poker player or pimp daddy         HUH?
Christmas Eve or New Years Eve?                      Christmas Eve
Friends or Cheers            Friends
Courtney Cox or Jennifer Aniston                      Aniston
Hasslehoff or Peter Andre         Neither ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pass the sherbert or pass the ducthie      Sherbert
Round the Twist or Knightmare??                      Knightmare
Pretty face or "chin down"?         huh?
Snooker or Pool            snooker
Two word story or this or that?         this or that
Jermaine Defoe or Peter Crouch...                      neither
MTT or Cash?            MTT
Milton Keynes or Luton                         dunno
Chocolate or Crisps            chocolate
Paper or Plastic?            paper   what though?
Smileys or Fancy Text?            smileys
AK or 77?               AK
Blonde Bash or Vegas?            Bash aint ever been to Vegas
lager or bitter?            oh FFS!
drunk or sober?            Sober of course
Rugby League or Rugby Union         Sod that
cincins or broadway            Broadway   classy joint
Family Guy or Futurama?         dunno
The Breakfast Club or Stand By Me?      Breakfast Club
Michael Mann or Martin Scorcese?                      Scorcese  never heard of the other
Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan                      Jordan
Ali or Louis?            who?
Pull a sicky or go to work         sicky   
Nokia or Motorola            nokia   prefer samsung
Dangermouse or Count Duckula                      dangermouse
olive oil or mini mouse            minny
cannon or ball?            dunno which is which
Kebab or Burger            burger
ferguson or muhrinho?            neither
Cheddar or Stilton            cheddar
Rare or Well Done            well done
Alan Green or John Motson?         dunno
Belgian or Swiss?            cadbury's
Love or Lust ?            hmmm  difficult one    love
safe or unsafe?            OMG!   
Smoked Haddock or Unsmoked Bacon                   Kippers
Rampant Rabbit or Sedated Gerbil                      getting personal now    Rabbit
Curbishley or Allardyce            who?
Beards or Moustaches            moustaches if i have to choose
Hannibal or Murdoch ?            dunno
B.A or Face               BA
Sharks or dolphins            dolphins
Roswell or JFK            roswell
Sex or Poker            sex
Ghost Towns or Most Haunted         most haunted   t'others a rip off
Rock or Hip-Hop            rock
Salad Cream or Mayonnaise         mayo
Captain James T Kirk or Captain Jean Luc Picard?              Jean Luc
beckham or a brazilian?            brazilian
beer or whisky            You're not listening are you!
summer or winter            summer
cheesen onion or salt n vinegar?         S & V
Shoes or Trainers            Trainers
Merc or BMW            Merc
sink or swim?            well if ya cant do one yer gonna do the other
Crunchy Nut or Ricicles                         crunchy nut
Tesco or Sainsbury's ?            tesco's it's cheaper
Original or Old Favourite ?         huh?
Sky or cable?            Sky
Letter or Email ?            Email    wtf is a letter
Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes or One Finger One Thumb?              huh?
British Bulldog or Kiss Chase ?         kiss chase
Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley         Elvis
Red or Blue Rizla ?            I dont smoke thank you
Tikay or J kay?            JK
Amsterdam or Prague ?         Dam
Ironside or Ironside? (ours or Raymond Burr)                   Ours
Giving presents or recieving presents?      Giving
chips or mash?            mash
Homer Simpson or Ned flanders                      Homer
Oh Brother where art thou or Homers Odysusy    Only seen Oh Brother
sun or the moon?            oooooo now then   ermmmm   both
South Park or Seinfeld?         yack!
Bungee Jump or Parachute Jump?                      bugger that!
tight end or wide receiver?         tight end of course  sheesh
East Coast or West Coast          what's the sodding difference?
east 17 or heaven 17            Heaven
Yahoo Chess or Gameknot?         huh?
Earl or Baron?            ooooo Baron
Slipknot or Korn            lmfao
Saddam or Osama?            sodding neither
Chieftain or Challenger            cars?
Bush Snr or Bush Jnr            both a pair of a**holes so neither
The French or The German         neither cant stand either
Rocks or Socks?            *scratching head*
Ghosts or UFOs            Ghosts
collars or cuffs             cuffs
Rangers or Celtic            i hate sodding football
Smilies or Polls            smilies
limewire or kazza            limewire
Hannibal Lecter or Jack the Ripper?      Lecter
Freddy or Jason            Freddy
beef or salmon            Salmon
Maradona or Pele            grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cruyff or Best?            double grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tomato or Tomayto (phonetically)                      Tomato
Semi skinned or full fat            semi skinned
Pretty woman or Officer and a Gentleman                   officer and a gentleman
Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort.                      are you deaf?
Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman                      Alba
Tiger or Lion            Tiger  for it's pattern
Comfortably Numb or Wish You Were Here                   eh?
The Wall or Dark Side of The Moon?      ??
Rio or sol?               ??
Chelsea or Man U            Man U   no more footie questions please
House or Appartment            House
Mike Reilly or Steve Bennet?         who?
Milk or Cream?            milk
Kangaroos or Koalas            koalas
Trapping or betting            dunno
Inny or Outtie (belly buttons of course!)      Innie
Sun bed or Spanish sun?         Spanish Sun
Lake or Loch             Lake
Oasis or Strokes            neither
Hoodie or Sunglasses            Shades
NFL or MLB               huh?
QPR First team or QPR reserves?                      o fer God's sake
Shetland Isles or Channel Islands                       never been to either    s'pose Shetlands
natural blonde or bottle blonde??                      bloody neither   Brunette's rule
Eng BB2 Team or Scot BB2 Team                      team of what?
36C or 44DD            36C
Six Million Dollar Man or The Man From Uncle?                  Six Million
Cardplayer or Poker Europa?         Poker Europa     seeing as I get 50 a month  lol
Mega Mac or Double Whopper?                      Double Whopper
Tony Soprano or Uncle Junior         dunno
Lost or Six Feet Under?         Lost
They think it's all over or Have I got news for you?   All Over
Peter Cook or Dudley Moore?         Dudley
Testosterone or Oestrogen?         Oestrogen
Hearns or Hagler?            ??
Henry or Ronaldinho?            
Bramble or Boumsong?            ??
crumble or cake?            crumble   with custard tho
Greaves or Hurst?
Rounders or Lock Stock & two smoking barrels                Lock Stock
Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham         ??
Beef or Lamb             Lamb
BMW M6 OR BMW M5                         What's the difference?
Crab Legs or Lobster Claws          Crab
mexican or italian            Italian
barbados or bognor            Barbados
Regis or Christie            ??
Package or Letter            Package
french or saunders            French
Camembert or English Stilton         cheese
Morse or Poirot?            Morse
Kerplunk or Mousetrap                         kerplunk  less to set up
friend or foe?            friend
red or white wine            teetotal  but white at a push
bidup tv or pricedrop tv         bid up from the very beginning
Blond Tikay or Blonde Paris Hilton                      Tikay
Brian Lara or Sachin Tendulkar         
Coco Pops or Choco Pops?         Coco
Gucci or Prada            Can't afford either so dunno
H&M or M&S            M&S
sea air or mountain air            Mountain
Piercings or Tattoos            yes thanks
chess or backgammon            chess
Aliens or Predators            Aliens
pizza or Kebab            Pizza
Cheese strings or cheese triangles                      Triangles
Pub or club               Pub
Live Music or Pool            pool
Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard         Izzard dunno who the other one is
Klingons or Romulans            Klingons
Paris Hilton or Chantelle         do i have to?
Burger or Hot Dog            hot dog
Marmite or Bovril            puke
Urine or Faeces            pee
pasta or rice            pasta
villa or blues?
Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy?   Player
california girls or highland lassies                      Lassies
Lennon or McCartney            Lennon
john or yoko?            John
old or new testament            The Bible
wordcup or olympic games?         Olympics
Brown sauce or red?            Red
Manual or Automatic            hmmm  all depends
Quad bike / Scrambler            SCRAMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of course
eggs or bacon?            Bacon
Conservative or Labour                         Labour
left or right (handed)            Rightie
Their place or yours            Mine
Nike or Adidas            oh purleaseeeee
monarchy or republic            what's the difference??  ok joking  only ever lived in one  Monarchy
thomas the tank or ivor the engine      Ivor for his tchhhhhsssssssssuck
Orange Juice or Apple Juice         Orange
On top or underneath            Under
Cookies or Cake            cake
dairy milk or galaxy            galaxy at the mo   but i am fickle
Sklanksy or Harrington   
One bottle or two into the shower?
t'internet or live            t'internet
Ladbrokes or William Hill      
Strawberry or Rasberry                         Strawberry     there's a P in raspberry  btw
Hillwalking or a Kebab?                         Kebab
Giver or Receiver ?            Giver
whips or chains            whips
Real Madrid or Barcelona
Back door or front             front
Chocolate Milkshake or Strawberry Milkshake                    strawberry
MOH or Unreal tourny
Slap or Tickle            slap
Pies or Pizza            pizza
Volvo or Saab            saab
mustard or horseradish            horseradish
razz or A-5 triple draw
Doyle Brunson or Todd Brunson
Walkers Crisps or Kettle chips         walkers
smokey bacon or beef and onion
Kill Phil or Kill Bill            Kill Bill
benji or lassie (you have a shotgun)      Lassie and I have no bullets in mine  no need
Bugatti Veyron £5million to make 1000BHP 280MPH or a Mclaren Mercedes                            ?
Gala Notts or Broadway         Broadway
Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi Evo VIII
blu tac or prit stik            blu tack
Catapult or Air Gun            Air Gun    i love em
put up shelves or spend the day online      online
Ironing or Hoovering            hoovering    I DO NOT iron
Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dass?                      never had either
Belgium or France            deffo NOT france    Belgium
black or white (chess)            black
MJ or Madge?            Madge
starsky or hutch            the blonde one
Omaha Hi Lo or Hi Lo Silver Lining                      Hi Ho Silver Lining   everywhere you go now baby.....
lone ranger or tonto            tonto  phwoarrrrr  lol
Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves         Tom
superman or lex luthor            Superman
Bruce wayne or Batman         Bruce Wayne
Stadler or Waldorf
Hilton or Hyatt
paris or nicole
Big flirt or sweet and innocent?         BIG FLIRT
Leg or Breast            Leg
16 or 26 (years of age )         26
AA UTG or KK on the button
98 suited or A10 off
Kems or Copags
youth and emthusiasm or age and cynisism                   Age and cynisism



I got bored at the end.

[Nem]

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Pepsi

Scarface or The Godfather?

The Godfather

half full / half empty

Half full

Saturday or Sunday?

Saturday

Stockings or tights.

Stockings

spring or autumn

Spring

Indian or Chinese ?

Chinese

Bath or Shower

shower

Totalatarianism or Democracy

democracy

Roundhead or Cavalier

Cavalier

La-La or Po

La-La

Diesel or Unleaded

Diesel

J,J or A10

 JJ

Bus it or Walk it

Walk it

BBC news 24 or Skynews

Sky News

Daniel Negraneau or Howard Lederer

Negraneu

Blonde or brunette

Brunette

Buffy / Cordellia

Cordelia

Raul /  Fernando Torres

Fernando Torres

washing up or drying up

Drying up

red / blue           

Blue
 
Snoopy  or Scooby Doo

Scooby Doo

limit or no-limit

No Limit
whole nut / fruit and nut

Fruit and Nut

ice cream or ice lolly

Ice Cream

Pacino or De Niro?

DeNiro

Del Boy or Rodney

DelBoy

STT or MTT

STT

Eyes or smile?

Eyes

Bungle or Zippy

Zippy

Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman?

Natelie Portman

Hero or sidekick

Hero

Apple or Pear

Apple

chocolate or vanilla

Chocolate
Real ale  or Lager

Lager

Gerrard or Lampard?

Gerrard

Scottish  or Welsh

Both

french or german

Neither

Personality or looks?

Personality

The truth or complete bollox?

The Truth

Easyjet or ryanair

Easy Jet

Tent ot caravan

Caravan

swings / roundabouts

Swings

Freezeout or Rebuy?

Freezeout

hendon or Blonde

Both

Tea or Coffee

Tea

Sugar or Sweetex?

Sugar

Peanut Butter or Jelly?

Peanut Butter

laptop or desktop

Laptop

Steak or BJ?

Blow Job

WSOP or WPT

WSOP

Satalite or supertsatalite

Satellite

Bond or Bauer?

Bond

analogue or digital

Digital

deal or no deal

No deal

Breasts or legs? (I'm talking KFC of course!)

Breast

Stop 'n Go   or   All-in over the top

All in over the top

dot cotton or pat butcher

Pass the shot gun

bacon or sasauge

Sausage

comedy or drama?

Drama

Victor Meldrew or Basil Fawlty?

Basil

fried egg sandwich or bacon sandwich

Bacon

Knight Rider or Airwolf?

Knight Rider

Batman or Spiderman

Batman

comics or cartoons

Cartoons

MSN or SMS

SMS (Hate MSN)

PS3 or XBOX 360

PS3

Laddies or VC

Laddies

Sparticus or Maximus?

Maximus

Dominos or Pizza Hut?

Dominos

Simpsons or Futurama

Simpsons

Life of Brian or Holy Grail

Life of Brian

Specs or contacts

Contacts

Retro or Nouveau

Nouveau

Iranu or Uvavu?

Uvavu

Cheryl Tweedy or Charlotte Church?

Cheryl Tweedy 

Little or Large

Little

Felicity Kendall or Michaela Strachan

Michaela Strachan

City of Gold or The 3 Muskahounds

City of Gold

Pat Sharpe or Timmy Mallet?

Pass the shotgun

The future or the past?

The Future

Kylie Manogue's Bum or J-Lo's breasts

Minogue's ass

Boy or Girl

Boy

Beach or Sightseeing

Beach

X-Ray specs or next weeks Lotto numbers

Lotto numbers

Ungar or Chan?

Ungar

1/2 packet of cigarettes or full tank of gas

Full tank of gas

Sausages - Beef or Pork

Pork

spit or swallow 

No Thanks

estate agent or jehovah's witness

Estate Agent

Beardsley or Le Tissier?

Le Tissier

Tottenham or Arsenal

Tottenham

Fever Pitch or Pride and Prejudice

Fever Pitch

Shakespeare or Tarentino?

Shakespeare

Salt and Vinegar or Ready Salted?

Salt and Vinegar

Sun or Snow?

Sun

Sofa and DVD or Party Animal?

Pary Animal

Sushi or Fish and Chips?

Sushi

Blues or Jazz

Blues
Wine-o or lager lout?

Lager Lout

Cat or Dog

Cat

Babies or Teenagers


Teenagers

beagles or alsatians?

Beagles


Mcdonalds or Burger King

Burger King


Ferrari or Lambourgini

Ferrari


buriel or cremation

Buriel

Holdem or Omaha

Holdem


AK or 2,2

AK

Barny Boatman Or Ross Boatman

Ross, sorry Barny

King Kong or Godzilla? Godzilla

Party or Pokerstars

Pokerstas

Stella or Corona?

Stella

Sampras or Agassi

Sampras

Old people or Young people

Young People

Bruce or Jackie

Bruce

Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan

Ultimate WARROR

Monkey or The Water Margin?

Monkey

Top Gun or Days of Thunder

Days of Thunder

Goodfellas or The Godfather

Goodfellas

Weekend at Bernies or Deuce Bigalow

Weekend at Bernies

Sidious or Yoda?

Sidious

Dr Who Or Blakes Seven?

Dr who

Notre Dame or Michigan State

Notre Dame

Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man

Dungeons and Dragons

Tyson or Bruno

Tyson

Gas or Electric

Electric

Night or Day

Night

Insomniac or cant get up

Insominac

Ecstacy or LSD

Ecstacy

Cant get it up or cant get it down

Cant get it down

Ministry of Sound or Cream

Cream

Dirty limper or over raiser?

Over Raiser

jammy dodgers or custard creams

Jammy d

Gandalf or Dumbledore

Dumbledore

$1,000,000  or €1,000,000

€1,000,000

Going out last or going out on bubble

Last

Birmingham or Manchester

Birmingham

Old or New

New

Width or Lenght (Ladies?)

Width

John Wayne or Clint Eastwood

Eastwood

Sweet or sour?

Sweet

Phil Ivey or Phil Hellmuth

Ivey

Woods or Faldo

Woods

Little Britain or Harry Hill Saturday supplement

Harry Hill

Maths or English Lessons?

Maths

Cold Turkey or Hot Chicken

Hot Chicken

Poker player or pimp daddy

Poker Player

Christmas Eve or New Years Eve?

NYE

Friends or Cheers

Friends
Courtney Cox or Jennifer Aniston

Courtney Cox

Hasslehoff or Peter Andre

Give me a Gun

Pass the sherbert or pass the ducthie

Pass the sherbet

Round the Twist or Knightmare??

Knightmare

Pretty face or "chin down"?

Pretty face

Snooker or Pool

Pool

Two word story or this or that?

This or that

Jermaine Defoe or Peter Crouch...

Jermaine Defoe

MTT or Cash?

MTT

Milton Keynes or Luton

Milton Keynes

Chocolate or Crisps 

Crisps

Paper or Plastic? 

Plastic

Smileys or Fancy Text?

Smileys
AK or 77?

AK

Blonde Bash or Vegas?

Vegas

lager or bitter?

Lager

drunk or sober?

Sober

Rugby League or Rugby Union

Union

cincins or broadway

Havent been to either

Family Guy or Futurama?

Futurama
The Breakfast Club or Stand By Me?

Stand by me

Michael Mann or Martin Scorcese?

Scorcese

Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan

Jordan

Ali or Louis?

Ali

Pull a sicky or go to work

Pull a Sicky

Nokia or Motorola

Nokia

Dangermouse or Count Duckula

Danger Mouse

olive oil or mini mouse

Olive Oil

cannon or ball?

Ball

Kebab or Burger

Keebab

ferguson or muhrinho?

Mourinho

Cheddar or Stilton I

Dont eat cheese

Rare or Well Done

Well done

Alan Green or John Motson?

John Motson

Belgian or Swiss?

Swiss

Love or Lust ?

Lust

safe or unsafe?

Safe

Smoked Haddock or Unsmoked Bacon

Bacon

Rampant Rabbit or Sedated Gerbil

Rampant Rabbit

Curbishley or Allardyce

Allardyce

Beards or Moustaches

Both are horrid

Hannibal or Murdoch ?

Murdoch

B.A or Face

B.A

Sharks or dolphins

Dolphins

Roswell or JFK

JFK

Sex or Poker

Sex

Ghost Towns or Most Haunted

Ghost Towns

Rock or Hip-Hop

Rock

Salad Cream or Mayonnaise

Salad Cream

Captain James T Kirk or Captain Jean Luc Picard?

Kirk

beckham or a brazilian?

Brazilian

beer or whisky

Whisky

summer or winter

Summer

cheesen onion or salt n vinegar?

Cheese 'n Onion

Shoes or Trainers

Trainers

Merc or BMW

BMW

sink or swim?

Swin

Crunchy Nut or Ricicles

Crunchy Nut

Tesco or Sainsbury's ?

Tesco's

Original or Old Favourite ?

Original

Sky or cable?

Sky

Letter or Email ?

Email

Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes or One Finger One Thumb?

Heads and Shoulders

British Bulldog or Kiss Chase ?

Kiss Chase

Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley

Elvis

Red or Blue Rizla ?

Blue

Tikay or J kay? T

Tikay

Amsterdam or Prague ?

Prague

Giving presents or recieving presents?

Giving

chips or mash?

Chips

Homer Simpson or Ned flanders

Homer

Oh Brother where art thou or Homers Odysusy

Oh brother where art thou

sun or the moon?

Moon

South Park or Seinfeld?

South Park

Bungee Jump or Parachute Jump?

Parachute

tight end or wide receiver?

Wider Receiver

East Coast or West Coast

East Coast

east 17 or heaven 17

Heaven

Yahoo Chess or Gameknot?

Gameknot

Earl or Baron?

Baron

Slipknot or Korn

Slipknot

Saddam or Osama?

Osama

Chieftain or Challenger

Challenger

Bush Snr or Bush Jnr

Bush Jnr

The French or The German

The German

Rocks or Socks?

Rocks

Ghosts or UFOs

UFO's

collars or cuffs

Cuffs

Rangers or Celtic

Celtic

Smilies or Polls

Polls

limewire or kazza

Limewire

Hannibal Lecter or Jack the Ripper?

Jack the Ripper

Freddy or Jason

Jason

beef or salmon

Beef

Maradona or Pele

Maradona

Cruyff or Best?

Cruyff

Tomato or Tomayto (phonetically)

Tomato

Semi skinned or full fat

Full Fat

Pretty woman or Officer and a Gentleman

Pretty Woman

Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort.

Jack Daniels

Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman

Jessica Alba

Tiger or Lion

Tiger

Comfortably Numb or Wish You Were Here

Wish you were here

The Wall or Dark Side of The Moon?

The Dark Side of The Moon

Rio or sol?

Rio

Chelsea or Man U

Man U

House or Appartment

House

Mike Reilly or Steve Bennet?

Steve Bennet

Milk or Cream?

Milk

Kangaroos or Koalas

Kangeroo's

Trapping or betting

Betting

Inny or Outtie (belly buttons of course!)

Inny

Sun bed or Spanish sun?

Spanish Sun

Lake or Loch

Lake

Oasis or Strokes

Oasis

Hoodie or Sunglasses

Sunglasses

NFL or MLB

NFL

QPR First team or QPR reserves?

QPR

Shetland Isles or Channel Islands

Channel Islands

natural blonde or bottle blonde??

Natural

Eng BB2 Team or Scot BB2 Team

Englands

36C or 44DD

36c

Six Million Dollar Man or The Man From Uncle?

Six

Cardplayer or Poker Europa?

Cardplayer

Mega Mac or Double Whopper?

Double Whopper

Tony Soprano or Uncle Junior

Tony Soprano

Lost or Six Feet Under?

Lost

They think it's all over or Have I got news for you?

Have I got News for you

Peter Cook or Dudley Moore?

Dudley Moore

Testosterone or Oestrogen?

Testosterone

Hearns or Hagler?

Hagler
Henry or Ronaldinho?

Ronaldinho

Bramble or Boumsong?

LOL

crumble or cake?

Crumble

Greaves or Hurst?

Greaves

Rounders or Lock Stock & two smoking barrels 

Lock Stock

Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham

Flintoff

Beef or Lamb

Lamb

BMW M6 OR BMW M5

M5
Crab Legs or Lobster Claws

Lobster

mexican or italian

Italian

barbados or bognor

Barbados

Regis or Christie

Christie

Package or Letter

Package

french or saunders

Saunders

Camembert or English Stilton

I Dont Eat Cheese

Morse or Poirot?

Poirot

Kerplunk or Mousetrap

Mouse Trap

friend or foe?

Friend

red or white wine

White

bidup tv or pricedrop tv

Bid Up

Blond Tikay or Blonde Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Brian Lara or Sachin Tendulkar

Brian Lara

Coco Pops or Choco Pops?

Coco

Gucci or Prada

Gucci

H&M or M&S

M&S

sea air or mountain air

Mountain

Piercings or Tattoos

Piercings

chess or backgammon

Backgammon

Aliens or Predators

Predators

pizza or Kebab

Keebab

Cheese strings or cheese triangles

I Dont eat cheese

Pub or club

Club

Live Music or Pool

Live Music

Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard

Klingons or Romulans

Klingons

Paris Hilton or Chantelle

Pairs Hilton

Burger or Hot Dog

Burger

Marmite or Bovril

Marmite

pasta or rice

Pasta

villa or blues?

Villa

Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy?

Poker player

california girls or highland lassies

California Girls

Lennon or McCartney

Lennon

john or yoko?

John

old or new testament

New

wordcup or olympic games?

World Cup

Brown sauce or red?

Red

Manual or Automatic

Automatic

Quad bike / Scrambler

Quad

eggs or bacon?

Bacon

Conservative or Labour

Labour

left or right (handed)

Right

Their place or yours

Yours

Nike or Adidas

Adidas

monarchy or republic

Republic

thomas the tank or ivor the engine

Thomas the Tank

Orange Juice or Apple Juice

Apple

On top or underneath

On Top

Cookies or Cake

Cookies

dairy milk or galaxy

Galaxy

Sklanksy or Harrington

Harrington

One bottle or two into the shower?

One Bottle

t'internet or live

T'internet

Ladbrokes or William Hill

Ladbrokes

Strawberry or Rasberry

Strawberry

Hillwalking or a Kebab?

Hillwalking

Giver or Receiver ?

Giver

whips or chains

Whips

Real Madrid or Barcelona

Madrid

Back door or front

Front

Chocolate Milkshake or Strawberry Milkshake

Chocolate

MOH or Unreal tourny

Unreal

Slap or Tickle

Tickle

Pies or Pizza

Pies

Volvo or Saab

Volvo

mustard or horseradish

Mustard

razz or A-5 triple draw

Razz

Doyle Brunson or Todd Brunson

Todd

Walkers Crisps or Kettle chips

Kettle

smokey bacon or beef and onion

Beef n Onion

Kill Phil or Kill Bill

Kill Bill

benji or lassie (you have a shotgun)

Lassie
Bugatti Veyron £5million to make 1000BHP 280MPH or a Mclaren Mercedes

Bugatti

Gala Notts or Broadway

Boradway

Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi Evo VIII

Mitsubishi

blu tac or prit stik

Blu Tac

Catapult or Air Gun

Air Gun

put up shelves or spend the day online

Spend Day online

Ironing or Hoovering

Hoovering

Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dass?

Hagen Daas

Belgium or France

France

black or white (chess)

Black

MJ or Madge?

Madonna

starsky or hutch

Hutch

Omaha Hi Lo or Hi Lo Silver Lining

Omaha

lone ranger or tonto

Lone Ranger

Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves

Cruise

superman or lex luthor

Superman

Bruce wayne or Batman

Batman

Stadler or Waldorf

Waldorf

Hilton or Hyatt

Hilton

paris or nicole

Paris

Big flirt or sweet and innocent?
 
Big Flirt

Leg or Breast

Leg

16 or 26 (years of age )

26

AA UTG or KK on the button

AA

98 suited or A10 off

A10

Kems or Copags

Kems

youth and emthusiasm or age and cynisism

Youth

[thetank]

I've offered some commentary on my answers. Because of this, I haven't answered every one, then no bugger would read it.
If you can indulge me with 30 though.

half full / half empty

Half full, I think most blondes are optimists. When the odd thing didn't go according to plan at the bash, the general attitude was that of never mind, we'll do something else rather than oh bugger what a cock up/farcical.
A much better way to lead life IMHO.

Saturday or Sunday?

Got to be Sunday for me, a more laid back day generally, people trying to squeeze a lot of activity into Saturdays. Sunday is about eating yorkshire puddings and falling asleep in a chair.

La-La or Po

La-La, Po is guilty of an over-reliance on being the smaller cute one. That only gets you so far in life. La-La is more outgoing and would be a much better tellytubby to go out for a pint with. Po would probably just sit there all night and giggle, and thats if she got past past the doormen in the first place.
 
Blonde or brunette

What are we, chauvinists? Let's see past the hair colour folks. That being said, blonde.

washing up or drying up

Washing up, you get to be the boss and you get to finish first.

limit or no-limit

Limit, it's a faster, more mathematical game. Although I don't like to play it online coz of its bottability

The truth or complete bollox?

The truth, it sets you free.
You can't lie to yourself. If you tell the truth, even though it makes you look unfavourable, in the long run people will respect you for it.

swings / roundabouts

Roundabouts, more of a team based activity, gets everyone involved. Plus there's more injurys and I have shares in Dettol.

hendon or Blonde

Home sweet home, you guys make this place what it is.

WSOP or WPT

WSOP, Winning a bracelet is what most people aspire to in poker. For me it will always be the premium poker event. Anything else is a pretender.

Blues or Jazz

Blues, it has feeling. The only people who seem to enjoy Jazz are the performers.

Cat or Dog

Dog, takes more looking after, but they're so eager to please you. They'd gladly give their life for you, a noble beast indeed.
I'm amazed when i see dogs that have suffered terrible abuse at the hands of humans still take a new family and loves it to pieces.

Mcdonalds or Burger King

Always Mcdonalds for me, I used to work for them so have a soft spot. Better value and BK microwave their burgers.

buriel or cremation

Cremation, I like the finality of it.
Remember man that thou art dust and unto dust though shall return.
When my loved ones pass away, I don't need their skeletons in a box six feet underground to remember them fondly.

Old people or Young people

Young people, Old people should be shot at birth 

Tyson or Bruno

Bruno, a better Widow Twanky

Going out last or going out on bubble

Going out on the bubble, you have to have played some to get there. I always try to remember how I played rather than the result. It can be difficult, but that's what I strive for.
 
Blonde Bash or Vegas?

Put your hands together.

Rare or Well Done

Rare, pink meat, red juices, gets my primal instincts going. Tastes nicer, easier to chew, no contest for me.

Sex or Poker

Sex, that's what we're here for.
Everything else is a means to an end.
I'm not quite that callous, but it's important to remamber where your priorities are.
By picking sex, its a choice for company/companionship rather than sitting trying to beat chumps you don't really know out of their money.

Letter or Email ?

Letter, antiquated communication has a personal touch that no amount of technology can replicate.

Giving presents or recieving presents?

As a child, obviously I'd prefer getting presents. Nowadays I prefer giving.
If I want/need something, the sad thing is I can just go out and buy it. There is no longer any childhood wonder in recieving.
I can still get something that money can't buy from giving a well chosen gift though. That moment when they realise what they've got and their eyes light up. If it's a younger relative or a partner/spouse, the rewards are the same.

east 17 or heaven 17

Heaven 17, I'm a child of the 80's born 10 years too late.

Peter Cook or Dudley Moore?

Peter Cook, unquestionably the more innovative of the two.

Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham

Beefy, Headingly 1981, no other commentary needed.

Beef or Lamb

Beef
Halal, schmalal I want cow!

Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy?

Haven't met the latter, but he'd have his work cut out to beat the former.
The Rookie is a great man.

wordcup or olympic games?

'lympics. Getting into sports you know nothing about. Can't beat it.

Sklanksy or Harrington

Sklansky, he wrote his books, not to cash in on a poker boom, but because of a genuine love of teaching.
I respect that

whips or chains

Chains, whips are a little too kinky for lil ol' me.

youth and emthusiasm or age and cynisism

Youth and enthusiam, if everyone was a cynic, we wouldn't have many of the wonderful things in this world that we all enjoy.

[Nem]

Ironside won't be getting 30 replies...

[thetank]

I don't think anyone will be able to read my post 

Nemesis's takes too long to load 

[matt674]

Hope this helps

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?    BANANAS
Scarface or The Godfather?     BANANAS
half full / half empty    BANANAS
Saturday or Sunday?    BANANAS
Stockings or tights.    BANANAS
spring or autumn    BANANAS
Indian or Chinese ?    BANANAS
Bath or Shower    BANANAS
Totalatarianism or Democracy    BANANAS
Roundhead or Cavalier    BANANAS
La-La or Po    BANANAS
Diesel or Unleaded    BANANAS
J,J or A10    BANANAS
Bus it or Walk it    BANANAS
BBC news 24 or Skynews    BANANAS
Daniel Negraneau or Howard Lederer    BANANAS
Blonde or brunette    BANANAS
Buffy / Cordellia    BANANAS
Raul /  Fernando Torres    BANANAS
washing up or drying up    BANANAS
red / blue    BANANAS
Snoopy  or Scooby Doo    BANANAS
limit or no-limit    BANANAS
whole nut / fruit and nut    BANANAS
ice cream or ice lolly    BANANAS
Pacino or De Niro?    BANANAS
Del Boy or Rodney    BANANAS
STT or MTT    BANANAS
Eyes or smile?    BANANAS
Bungle or Zippy    BANANAS
Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman?    BANANAS
Hero or sidekick    BANANAS
Apple or Pear    BANANAS
chocolate or vanilla    BANANAS
Real ale  or Lager    BANANAS
Gerrard or Lampard?    BANANAS
Scottish  or Welsh    BANANAS
french or german    BANANAS
Personality or looks?    BANANAS
The truth or complete bollox?    BANANAS
Easyjet or ryanair    BANANAS
Tent ot caravan    BANANAS
swings / roundabouts    BANANAS
Freezeout or Rebuy?    BANANAS
hendon or Blonde    BANANAS
Tea or Coffee    BANANAS
Sugar or Sweetex?    BANANAS
Peanut Butter or Jelly?    BANANAS
laptop or desktop    BANANAS
Steak or BJ?    BANANAS
WSOP or WPT    BANANAS
Satalite or supertsatalite    BANANAS
Bond or Bauer?    BANANAS
analogue or digital    BANANAS
deal or no deal    BANANAS
Breasts or legs? (I'm talking KFC of course!)    BANANAS
Stop 'n Go   or   All-in over the top    BANANAS
dot cotton or pat butcher    BANANAS
bacon or sasauge    BANANAS
comedy or drama?    BANANAS
Victor Meldrew or Basil Fawlty?    BANANAS
fried egg sandwich or bacon sandwich     BANANAS
Knight Rider or Airwolf?    BANANAS
Batman or Spiderman    BANANAS
comics or cartoons    BANANAS
MSN or SMS    BANANAS
PS3 or XBOX 360    BANANAS
Laddies or VC    BANANAS
Sparticus or Maximus?    BANANAS
Dominos or Pizza Hut?    BANANAS
Simpsons or Futurama    BANANAS
Life of Brian or Holy Grail    BANANAS
Specs or contacts    BANANAS
Retro or Nouveau    BANANAS
Iranu or Uvavu?    BANANAS
Cheryl Tweedy or Charlotte Church?    BANANAS
Little or Large    BANANAS
Felicity Kendall or Michaela Strachan    BANANAS
City of Gold or The 3 Muskahounds    BANANAS
Pat Sharpe or Timmy Mallet?    BANANAS
The future or the past?    BANANAS
Kylie Manogue's Bum or J-Lo's breasts    BANANAS
Boy or Girl    BANANAS
Beach or Sightseeing    BANANAS
X-Ray specs or next weeks Lotto numbers    BANANAS
Ungar or Chan?    BANANAS
1/2 packet of cigarettes or full tank of gas    BANANAS
Sausages - Beef or Pork    BANANAS
spit or swallow    BANANAS
estate agent or jehovah's witness    BANANAS
Beardsley or Le Tissier?    BANANAS
Tottenham or Arsenal    BANANAS
Fever Pitch or Pride and Prejudice    BANANAS
Shakespeare or Tarentino?    BANANAS
Salt and Vinegar or Ready Salted?    BANANAS
Sun or Snow?    BANANAS
Sofa and DVD or Party Animal?    BANANAS
Sushi or Fish and Chips?    BANANAS
Blues or Jazz    BANANAS
Wine-o or lager lout?    BANANAS
Cat or Dog    BANANAS
Babies or Teenagers    BANANAS
beagles or alsatians?     BANANAS
Mcdonalds or Burger King    BANANAS
Ferrari or Lambourgini    BANANAS
buriel or cremation    BANANAS
Holdem or Omaha    BANANAS
AK or 2,2    BANANAS
Barny Boatman Or Ross Boatman    BANANAS
King Kong or Godzilla?    BANANAS
Party or Pokerstars    BANANAS
Stella or Corona?    BANANAS
Sampras or Agassi    BANANAS
Old people or Young people    BANANAS
Bruce or Jackie    BANANAS
Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan    BANANAS
Monkey or The Water Margin?    BANANAS
Top Gun or Days of Thunder    BANANAS
Goodfellas or The Godfather    BANANAS
Weekend at Bernies or Deuce Bigalow    BANANAS
Sidious or Yoda?    BANANAS  
Dr Who Or Blakes Seven?    BANANAS
Notre Dame or Michigan State    BANANAS
Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man    BANANAS
Tyson or Bruno    BANANAS
Gas or Electric    BANANAS  
Night or Day    BANANAS
Insomniac or cant get up    BANANAS
Ecstacy or LSD    BANANAS
Cant get it up or cant get it down    BANANAS
Ministry of Sound or Cream    BANANAS
Dirty limper or over raiser?    BANANAS
jammy dodgers or custard creams    BANANAS
Gandalf or Dumbledore    BANANAS
$1,000,000  or €1,000,000    BANANAS
Going out last or going out on bubble    BANANAS
Birmingham or Manchester    BANANAS
Old or New    BANANAS
Width or Lenght (Ladies?)    BANANAS
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood    BANANAS
Sweet or sour?    BANANAS
Phil Ivey or Phil Hellmuth    BANANAS
Woods or Faldo    BANANAS
Little Britain or Harry Hill Saturday supplement    BANANAS
Maths or English Lessons?    BANANAS
Cold Turkey or Hot Chicken    BANANAS
Poker player or pimp daddy    BANANAS
Christmas Eve or New Years Eve?    BANANAS
Friends or Cheers    BANANAS
Courtney Cox or Jennifer Aniston    BANANAS
Hasslehoff or Peter Andre    BANANAS
Pass the sherbert or pass the ducthie    BANANAS
Round the Twist or Knightmare??    BANANAS
Pretty face or "chin down"?    BANANAS
Snooker or Pool    BANANAS
Two word story or this or that?    BANANAS
Jermaine Defoe or Peter Crouch...    BANANAS
MTT or Cash?    BANANAS
Milton Keynes or Luton    BANANAS
Chocolate or Crisps    BANANAS
Paper or Plastic?    BANANAS
Smileys or Fancy Text?    BANANAS
AK or 77?    BANANAS
Blonde Bash or Vegas?    BANANAS
lager or bitter?    BANANAS
drunk or sober?    BANANAS
Rugby League or Rugby Union    BANANAS
cincins or broadway    BANANAS
Family Guy or Futurama?    BANANAS
The Breakfast Club or Stand By Me?    BANANAS
Michael Mann or Martin Scorcese?    BANANAS
Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan    BANANAS
Ali or Louis?    BANANAS
Pull a sicky or go to work    BANANAS
Nokia or Motorola    BANANAS
Dangermouse or Count Duckula    BANANAS
olive oil or mini mouse    BANANAS
cannon or ball?    BANANAS
Kebab or Burger    BANANAS
ferguson or muhrinho?    BANANAS
Cheddar or Stilton    BANANAS
Rare or Well Done    BANANAS
Alan Green or John Motson?    BANANAS
Belgian or Swiss?    BANANAS
Love or Lust ?    BANANAS
safe or unsafe?    BANANAS
Smoked Haddock or Unsmoked Bacon    BANANAS
Rampant Rabbit or Sedated Gerbil    BANANAS
Curbishley or Allardyce    BANANAS
Beards or Moustaches    BANANAS
Hannibal or Murdoch ?    BANANAS
B.A or Face    BANANAS
Sharks or dolphins    BANANAS
Roswell or JFK    BANANAS
Sex or Poker    BANANAS
Ghost Towns or Most Haunted    BANANAS
Rock or Hip-Hop    BANANAS
Salad Cream or Mayonnaise    BANANAS
Captain James T Kirk or Captain Jean Luc Picard?    BANANAS
beckham or a brazilian?    BANANAS
beer or whisky    BANANAS
summer or winter    BANANAS
cheesen onion or salt n vinegar?    BANANAS
Shoes or Trainers    BANANAS
Merc or BMW    BANANAS
sink or swim?    BANANAS
Crunchy Nut or Ricicles    BANANAS
Tesco or Sainsbury's ?    BANANAS
Original or Old Favourite ?    BANANAS
Sky or cable?    BANANAS
Letter or Email ?    BANANAS
Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes or One Finger One Thumb?    BANANAS
British Bulldog or Kiss Chase ?    BANANAS
Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley    BANANAS
Red or Blue Rizla ?    BANANAS
Tikay or J kay?    BANANAS
Amsterdam or Prague ?    BANANAS
Ironside or Ironside? (ours or Raymond Burr)    BANANAS
Giving presents or recieving presents?    BANANAS
chips or mash?    BANANAS
Homer Simpson or Ned flanders    BANANAS
Oh Brother where art thou or Homers Odysusy     BANANAS
sun or the moon?    BANANAS
South Park or Seinfeld?    BANANAS
Bungee Jump or Parachute Jump?    BANANAS
tight end or wide receiver?    BANANAS
East Coast or West Coast     BANANAS
east 17 or heaven 17    BANANAS
Yahoo Chess or Gameknot?    BANANAS
Earl or Baron?    BANANAS
Slipknot or Korn    BANANAS
Saddam or Osama?    BANANAS
Chieftain or Challenger    BANANAS
Bush Snr or Bush Jnr    BANANAS  
The French or The German    BANANAS
Rocks or Socks?    BANANAS
Ghosts or UFOs    BANANAS
collars or cuffs     BANANAS
Rangers or Celtic    BANANAS
Smilies or Polls    BANANAS
limewire or kazza    BANANAS
Hannibal Lecter or Jack the Ripper?    BANANAS
Freddy or Jason    BANANAS
beef or salmon    BANANAS
Maradona or Pele    BANANAS
Cruyff or Best?    BANANAS
Tomato or Tomayto (phonetically)    BANANAS
Semi skinned or full fat    BANANAS
Pretty woman or Officer and a Gentleman    BANANAS
Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort.    BANANAS
Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman    BANANAS
Tiger or Lion    BANANAS
Comfortably Numb or Wish You Were Here    BANANAS
The Wall or Dark Side of The Moon?    BANANAS
Rio or sol?    BANANAS
Chelsea or Man U    BANANAS
House or Appartment    BANANAS
Mike Reilly or Steve Bennet?    BANANAS
Milk or Cream?    BANANAS    
Kangaroos or Koalas    BANANAS
Trapping or betting    BANANAS
Inny or Outtie (belly buttons of course!)    BANANAS

Sun bed or Spanish sun?    BANANAS
Lake or Loch     BANANAS
Oasis or Strokes    BANANAS
Hoodie or Sunglasses    BANANAS
NFL or MLB    BANANAS
QPR First team or QPR reserves?    BANANAS
Shetland Isles or Channel Islands     BANANAS
natural blonde or bottle blonde??    BANANAS
Eng BB2 Team or Scot BB2 Team    BANANAS
36C or 44DD    BANANAS
Six Million Dollar Man or The Man From Uncle?    BANANAS
Cardplayer or Poker Europa?    BANANAS
Mega Mac or Double Whopper?    BANANAS
Tony Soprano or Uncle Junior    BANANAS
Lost or Six Feet Under?    BANANAS
They think it's all over or Have I got news for you?    BANANAS
Peter Cook or Dudley Moore?    BANANAS
Testosterone or Oestrogen?    BANANAS
Hearns or Hagler?    BANANAS
Henry or Ronaldinho?    BANANAS
Bramble or Boumsong?    BANANAS
crumble or cake?    BANANAS
Greaves or Hurst?    BANANAS
Rounders or Lock Stock & two smoking barrels    BANANAS
Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham    BANANAS
Beef or Lamb     BANANAS
BMW M6 OR BMW M5    BANANAS
Crab Legs or Lobster Claws     BANANAS
mexican or italian    BANANAS
barbados or bognor    BANANAS
Regis or Christie    BANANAS
Package or Letter    BANANAS
french or saunders    BANANAS
Camembert or English Stilton    BANANAS
Morse or Poirot?    BANANAS
Kerplunk or Mousetrap    BANANAS
friend or foe?    BANANAS
red or white wine    BANANAS
bidup tv or pricedrop tv    BANANAS
Blond Tikay or Blonde Paris Hilton    BANANAS
Brian Lara or Sachin Tendulkar    BANANAS
Coco Pops or Choco Pops?    BANANAS
Gucci or Prada    BANANAS
H&M or M&S    BANANAS
sea air or mountain air    BANANAS
Piercings or Tattoos    BANANAS
chess or backgammon    BANANAS
Aliens or Predators    BANANAS
pizza or Kebab    BANANAS
Cheese strings or cheese triangles    BANANAS
Pub or club    BANANAS
Live Music or Pool    BANANAS
Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard    BANANAS
Klingons or Romulans    BANANAS
Paris Hilton or Chantelle    BANANAS
Burger or Hot Dog    BANANAS
Marmite or Bovril    BANANAS
Urine or Faeces    BANANAS
pasta or rice    BANANAS
villa or blues?    BANANAS
Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy?    BANANAS
california girls or highland lassies    BANANAS
Lennon or McCartney    BANANAS
john or yoko?    BANANAS
old or new testament    BANANAS
wordcup or olympic games?    BANANAS
Brown sauce or red?    BANANAS
Manual or Automatic    BANANAS
Quad bike / Scrambler    BANANAS
eggs or bacon?    BANANAS
Conservative or Labour    BANANAS
left or right (handed)    BANANAS
Their place or yours    BANANAS
Nike or Adidas    BANANAS
monarchy or republic    BANANAS
thomas the tank or ivor the engine    BANANAS
Orange Juice or Apple Juice    BANANAS    
On top or underneath    BANANAS
Cookies or Cake    BANANAS
dairy milk or galaxy    BANANAS
Sklanksy or Harrington    BANANAS
One bottle or two into the shower?    BANANAS
t'internet or live    BANANAS
Ladbrokes or William Hill    BANANAS
Strawberry or Rasberry    BANANAS
Hillwalking or a Kebab?    BANANAS
Giver or Receiver ?    BANANAS
whips or chains    BANANAS
Real Madrid or Barcelona    BANANAS
Back door or front     BANANAS
Chocolate Milkshake or Strawberry Milkshake    BANANAS
MOH or Unreal tourny    BANANAS
Slap or Tickle    BANANAS
Pies or Pizza    BANANAS
Volvo or Saab    BANANAS
mustard or horseradish    BANANAS
razz or A-5 triple draw    BANANAS
Doyle Brunson or Todd Brunson    BANANAS
Walkers Crisps or Kettle chips    BANANAS
smokey bacon or beef and onion    BANANAS
Kill Phil or Kill Bill    BANANAS
benji or lassie (you have a shotgun)    BANANAS
Bugatti Veyron £5million to make 1000BHP 280MPH or a Mclaren Mercedes    BANANAS
Gala Notts or Broadway    BANANAS
Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi Evo VIII    BANANAS
blu tac or prit stik    BANANAS
Catapult or Air Gun    BANANAS
put up shelves or spend the day online    BANANAS
Ironing or Hoovering    BANANAS
Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dass?    BANANAS
Belgium or France    BANANAS
black or white (chess)    BANANAS
MJ or Madge?    BANANAS
starsky or hutch    BANANAS
Omaha Hi Lo or Hi Lo Silver Lining    BANANAS
lone ranger or tonto    BANANAS
Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves    BANANAS
superman or lex luthor    BANANAS
Bruce wayne or Batman    BANANAS
Stadler or Waldorf    BANANAS
Hilton or Hyatt    BANANAS
paris or nicole    BANANAS
Big flirt or sweet and innocent?    BANANAS
Leg or Breast    BANANAS
16 or 26 (years of age )    BANANAS
AA UTG or KK on the button    BANANAS
98 suited or A10 off    BANANAS
Kems or Copags    BANANAS
youth and emthusiasm or age and cynisism    BANANAS

[thetank]

Certainly can't read matt's 

[Nem]

I think Matt has lost his Banana's

[thetank]

Finally got the bottom of the page to load.

Two shockers,
Matt likes bananas
Nemesis likes smileys

You live and learn 

[patman]

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?   coca cola
Scarface or The Godfather? Godfather
half full / half empty      half full   
Saturday or Sunday?   saturday
Stockings or tights.      stockings
spring or autumn      autumn
Indian or Chinese ?      chinese
Bath or Shower      bath then shower after..
Totalatarianism or Democracy   democracy
Roundhead or Cavalier      roundhead
La-La or Po            neither
Diesel or Unleaded         lpg
J,J or A10            jj
Bus it or Walk it         walk it
BBC news 24 or Skynews      bbc
Daniel Negraneau or Howard Lederer   lederer
Blonde or brunette            brunette
Buffy / Cordellia            Buffy
Raul /  Fernando Torres         Torres
washing up or drying up         dishwasher
red / blue               red
Snoopy  or Scooby Doo         snoopy
limit or no-limit            no limit
whole nut / fruit and nut         whole nut
ice cream or ice lolly         ice cream
Pacino or De Niro?            Pacino
Del Boy or Rodney            Trigger
STT or MTT               STT
Eyes or smile?            eyes
Bungle or Zippy            zippy
Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman?   both arses
Hero or sidekick            Hero
Apple or Pear               kebab
chocolate or vanilla            vanilla
Real ale  or Lager            lager
Gerrard or Lampard?         Gerrard
Scottish  or Welsh            Scottish
french or german            German
Personality or looks?         personality
The truth or complete bollox?      Bollox
Easyjet or ryanair            neither
Tent ot caravan            Tent
swings / roundabouts         roundabouts..stagger effect
Freezeout or Rebuy?         Freezeout
hendon or Blonde            Blonde
Tea or Coffee               Coffee
Sugar or Sweetex?            neither
Peanut Butter or Jelly?         Peanut butter
laptop or desktop            laptop
Steak or BJ?               Steak
WSOP or WPT            wsop
Satalite or supertsatalite         satellite
Bond or Bauer?            Bond
analogue or digital            both suck
deal or no deal            no deal
Breasts or legs? (I'm talking KFC of course!)subway
Stop 'n Go   or   All-in over the top      over the top
dot cotton or pat butcher            eh?
bacon or sasauge               sausage
comedy or drama?               comedy
Victor Meldrew or Basil Fawlty?         basil fawlty..come on!
fried egg sandwich or bacon sandwich      bacon
Knight Rider or Airwolf?            airwolf
Batman or Spiderman            batman
comics or cartoons               cartoons
MSN or SMS                  eksasketch   
PS3 or XBOX 360               manic miner
Laddies or VC               laddies
Sparticus or Maximus?            i`m spartacus
Dominos or Pizza Hut?            pizza hut
Simpsons or Futurama            simpsons
Life of Brian or Holy Grail            life of brian
Specs or contacts               20/20
Retro or Nouveau               retro
Iranu or Uvavu?               duff beer
Cheryl Tweedy or Charlotte Church?      church
Little or Large               neither..
Felicity Kendall or Michaela Strachan      strachan
City of Gold or The 3 Muskahounds      city of gold
Pat Sharpe or Timmy Mallet?         oh dear
The future or the past?            the future
Kylie Manogue's Bum or J-Lo's breasts      j-lo
Boy or Girl                  wait and see
Beach or Sightseeing            pool
X-Ray specs or next weeks Lotto numbers   x ray specs..make more in the long run
Ungar or Chan?               Ungar
1/2 packet of cigarettes or full tank of gas   gas
Sausages - Beef or Pork            pork
spit or swallow               wine??
estate agent or jehovah's witness         estate agent..like playing wi a mouse
Beardsley or Le Tissier?            beardsley
Tottenham or Arsenal            arsenal
Fever Pitch or Pride and Prejudice         fever pitch
Shakespeare or Tarentino?            tarentino
Salt and Vinegar or Ready Salted?      ready salted
Sun or Snow?               Snow
Sofa and DVD or Party Animal?         sofa
Sushi or Fish and Chips?            neither
Blues or Jazz                  blues
Wine-o or lager lout?            neither
Cat or Dog                  neither
Babies or Teenagers            babies   
beagles or alsatians?             neither
Mcdonalds or Burger King            mcdonalds
Ferrari or Lambourgini            ferrari
buriel or cremation               burial
Holdem or Omaha               hold em
AK or 2,2                  ak
Barny Boatman Or Ross Boatman         barny..he`s the purple one??
King Kong or Godzilla?            King King
Party or Pokerstars               party..loonies
Stella or Corona?               stella
Sampras or Agassi               agassi
Old people or Young people         old people
Bruce or Jackie               jackie
Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan         neither
Monkey or The Water Margin?         monkey
Top Gun or Days of Thunder         chick flicks
Goodfellas or The Godfather         goodfellas
Weekend at Bernies or Deuce Bigalow      duece
Sidious or Yoda?               Yoda..wee mad mental chap
Dr Who Or Blakes Seven?            blakes seven
Notre Dame or Michigan State         notre dame
Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man      he man
Tyson or Bruno               tyson
Gas or Electric               gas
Night or Day                  day
Insomniac or cant get up            cant get up
Ecstacy or LSD               neither..life is high enough
Cant get it up or cant get it down         down boy
Ministry of Sound or Cream         ..   
Dirty limper or over raiser?            over raiser
jammy dodgers or custard creams      jammy dodgers
Gandalf or Dumbledore            gandalf...dumble who
$1,000,000  or €1,000,000            euros baby
Going out last or going out on bubble      first
Birmingham or Manchester            neither
Old or New                  old
Width or Lenght (Ladies?)         
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood         neither..fake
Sweet or sour?               sweet
Phil Ivey or Phil Hellmuth            ivey
Woods or Faldo               faldo
Little Britain or Harry Hill Saturday supplement   little britain
Maths or English Lessons?            maths
Cold Turkey or Hot Chicken         hot chicken   
Poker player or pimp daddy         poker
Christmas Eve or New Years Eve?         christmas eve
Friends or Cheers               cheers
Courtney Cox or Jennifer Aniston         more meat on the bone please
Hasslehoff or Peter Andre            both in a bin
Pass the sherbert or pass the ducthie      eh?
Round the Twist or Knightmare??         eh?
Pretty face or "chin down"?         pretty face
Snooker or Pool               pool
Two word story or this or that?         this or that
Jermaine Defoe or Peter Crouch...      both average
MTT or Cash?               mtt
Milton Keynes or Luton            
Chocolate or Crisps               crisps
Paper or Plastic?               paper
Smileys or Fancy Text?            smileys
AK or 77?                  77
Blonde Bash or Vegas?            BB
lager or bitter?               lager
drunk or sober?               sober
Rugby League or Rugby Union         union
cincins or broadway               broadway
Family Guy or Futurama?            futurama
The Breakfast Club or Stand By Me?      breakfast club
Michael Mann or Martin Scorcese?         scorcese
Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan            jordan
Ali or Louis?                  Sugar ray
Pull a sicky or go to work            work
Nokia or Motorola               Nokia
Dangermouse or Count Duckula         pass   
olive oil or mini mouse            pass
cannon or ball?               pass
Kebab or Burger               kebab
ferguson or muhrinho?            both bawabags
Cheddar or Stilton               cheddar
Rare or Well Done               rare
Alan Green or John Motson?         arthur montford
Belgian or Swiss?               swiss   
Love or Lust ?               love...lust passes
safe or unsafe?               safe
Smoked Haddock or Unsmoked Bacon      bacon
Rampant Rabbit or Sedated Gerbil      
Curbishley or Allardyce            allardyce
Beards or Moustaches            beards   
Hannibal or Murdoch ?            hannibal
B.A or Face                  ba
Sharks or dolphins               sharks..
Roswell or JFK               roswell
Sex or Poker                  sex..
Ghost Towns or Most Haunted         ghost towns
Rock or Hip-Hop               rock
Salad Cream or Mayonnaise         kebab   
Captain James T Kirk or Captain Jean Luc Picard?picard
beckham or a brazilian?            brazilian
beer or whisky               beer
summer or winter               summer
cheesen onion or salt n vinegar?         cheese
Shoes or Trainers               shoes
Merc or BMW                  audi
sink or swim?                  swim
Crunchy Nut or Ricicles            crunchynut
Tesco or Sainsbury's ?            sainsbury
Original or Old Favourite ?            old favourite
Sky or cable?                  cooncil telly
Letter or Email ?               letter..the way it should be
Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes or One Finger One Thumb?
British Bulldog or Kiss Chase ?         bulldog
Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley         cash
Red or Blue Rizla ?               
Tikay or J kay?               Tikay
Amsterdam or Prague ?            prague
Ironside or Ironside? (ours or Raymond Burr)   ours...sometimes   
Giving presents or recieving presents?      giving
chips or mash?               chips
Homer Simpson or Ned flanders         homer
Oh Brother where art thou or Homers Odysusy oh brother
sun or the moon?               moon
South Park or Seinfeld?            south park
Bungee Jump or Parachute Jump?      parachute   
tight end or wide receiver?            hooker            
East Coast or West Coast             west coast   
east 17 or heaven 17            neither
Yahoo Chess or Gameknot?         pass
Earl or Baron?               chief
Slipknot or Korn               eh?
Saddam or Osama?               saddam
Chieftain or Challenger            challenger
Bush Snr or Bush Jnr            dislike equally..blame the father   
The French or The German            germans
Rocks or Socks?               rocks
Ghosts or UFOs               ghosts
collars or cuffs                cuffs
Rangers or Celtic               celtic
Smilies or Polls               smilies
limewire or kazza               limewire
Hannibal Lecter or Jack the Ripper?      lecter..fictional just
Freddy or Jason               jason
beef or salmon               beef
Maradona or Pele               maradona
Cruyff or Best?               cruyff
Tomato or Tomayto (phonetically)      tomato
Semi skinned or full fat            semi
Pretty woman or Officer and a Gentleman   chick flicks
Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort.      jd   
Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman         jessica alba
Tiger or Lion                  tiger
Comfortably Numb or Wish You Were Here   wywh
The Wall or Dark Side of The Moon?      neither
Rio or sol?                  sol
Chelsea or Man U               man utd
House or Appartment            house
Mike Reilly or Steve Bennet?         
Milk or Cream?               milk
Kangaroos or Koalas            koalas
Trapping or betting               trapping
Inny or Outtie (belly buttons of course!)      innie

Sun bed or Spanish sun?            spanish sun
Lake or Loch                   loch..
Oasis or Strokes               oasis
Hoodie or Sunglasses            sunglasses
NFL or MLB                  nfl
QPR First team or QPR reserves?         comedy
Shetland Isles or Channel Islands       channel
natural blonde or bottle blonde??         natural
Eng BB2 Team or Scot BB2 Team         scots
36C or 44DD                  36c   
Six Million Dollar Man or The Man From Uncle?smdm
Cardplayer or Poker Europa?         cardplayer
Mega Mac or Double Whopper?         mega mac –stroke time
Tony Soprano or Uncle Junior         tony soprano
Lost or Six Feet Under?            neither
They think it's all over or Have I got news for you?hignfy
Peter Cook or Dudley Moore?         dudley
Testosterone or Oestrogen?         testosterone
Hearns or Hagler?               hagler
Henry or Ronaldinho?            Ronaldinho
Bramble or Boumsong?            both duds
crumble or cake?               cake   
Greaves or Hurst?               baxter
Rounders or Lock Stock & two smoking barrels l stock
Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham         botham   
Beef or Lamb                beef
BMW M6 OR BMW M5            neither would let you out a junction!
Crab Legs or Lobster Claws          crab
mexican or italian               italian
barbados or bognor               barbados
Regis or Christie               regis is the non druggie??
Package or Letter               letter
french or saunders               neither
Camembert or English Stilton         neither
Morse or Poirot?               Morse
Kerplunk or Mousetrap            keplunk   
friend or foe?                  friend
red or white wine               red
bidup tv or pricedrop tv            neither
Blond Tikay or Blonde Paris Hilton         tikay less of a tramp
Brian Lara or Sachin Tendulkar         Lara
Coco Pops or Choco Pops?            yeuch
Gucci or Prada               venice
H&M or M&S                  m&s
sea air or mountain air            mountain air
Piercings or Tattoos               tattoos
chess or backgammon            chess
Aliens or Predators               predator   
pizza or Kebab               kebab pizza...daft question
Cheese strings or cheese triangles      triangles ah the memories
Pub or club                  pub
Live Music or Pool               pool
Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard            bill bailey
Klingons or Romulans            klingons
Paris Hilton or Chantelle            put em both down
Burger or Hot Dog               burger
Marmite or Bovril               bovril
Urine or Faeces               urine...ye can drink it
pasta or rice                  pasta   
villa or blues?               villa
Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy? poker bri
california girls or highland lassies         california girls
Lennon or McCartney            lennon
john or yoko?               neither
old or new testament            old   
wordcup or olympic games?         worldcup
Brown sauce or red?            red
Manual or Automatic            manual
Quad bike / Scrambler            neither   
eggs or bacon?               bacon
Conservative or Labour            neither both the same these days
left or right (handed)            ambi!
Their place or yours               theirs
Nike or Adidas               Nike   
monarchy or republic            Republic
thomas the tank or ivor the engine      Thomas
Orange Juice or Apple Juice         apple
On top or underneath            top
Cookies or Cake               cake
dairy milk or galaxy               galaxy
Sklanksy or Harrington            harrington
One bottle or two into the shower?      confused?
t'internet or live               live   
Ladbrokes or William Hill            laddies
Strawberry or Rasberry            strawberry   
Hillwalking or a Kebab?            hillwalking
Giver or Receiver ?               giver
whips or chains               tba
Real Madrid or Barcelona            barcelona
Back door or front                front
Chocolate Milkshake or Strawberry Milkshake   strawberry
MOH or Unreal tourny            eh?
Slap or Tickle                  slap baby slap
Pies or Pizza                  pies
Volvo or Saab               saab
mustard or horseradish            mustard
razz or A-5 triple draw            tba
Doyle Brunson or Todd Brunson         doyle
Walkers Crisps or Kettle chips         walkers
smokey bacon or beef and onion         smokey bacon
Kill Phil or Kill Bill               kill phil
benji or lassie (you have a shotgun)      both
Bugatti Veyron £5million to make 1000BHP 280MPH or a Mclaren Mercedes
Gala Notts or Broadway            broadway
Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi Evo VIII      evo
blu tac or prit stik               prit
Catapult or Air Gun               neither
put up shelves or spend the day online      online
Ironing or Hoovering            what?
Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dass?         hagen dass
Belgium or France               belgium   
black or white (chess)            black
MJ or Madge?               neithr
starsky or hutch               huggy bear
Omaha Hi Lo or Hi Lo Silver Lining         
lone ranger or tonto               tonto
Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves         reeves..he`s at least just dumb
superman or lex luthor            superman
Bruce wayne or Batman            batman
Stadler or Waldorf               waldorf
Hilton or Hyatt               hilton
paris or nicole               neither
Big flirt or sweet and innocent?         sweet
Leg or Breast                  thigh
16 or 26 (years of age )            26
AA UTG or KK on the button         aa
98 suited or A10 off               98
Kems or Copags               kems
youth and emthusiasm or age and cynisism   youth

[Nakor]

My Turn - Can we have thread back please.

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
Scarface or The Godfather?
half full / half empty
Saturday or Sunday?
Stockings or tights.
spring or autumn
Indian or Chinese ?
Bath or Shower
Totalatarianism or Democracy
Roundhead or Cavalier
La-La or Po
Diesel or Unleaded
J,J or A10
Bus it or Walk it
BBC news 24 or Skynews
Daniel Negraneau or Howard Lederer
Blonde or brunette
Buffy / Cordellia
Raul /  Fernando Torres
washing up or drying up
red / blue
Snoopy  or Scooby Doo
limit or no-limit
whole nut / fruit and nut
ice cream or ice lolly
Pacino or De Niro?
Del Boy or Rodney
STT or MTT
Eyes or smile?
Bungle or Zippy
Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman?
Hero or sidekick
Apple or Pear
chocolate or vanilla
Real ale  or Lager
Gerrard or Lampard?
Scottish  or Welsh
french or german
Personality or looks?
The truth or complete bollox?
Easyjet or ryanair
Tent ot caravan
swings / roundabouts
Freezeout or Rebuy?
hendon or Blonde
Tea or Coffee
Sugar or Sweetex?
Peanut Butter or Jelly?
laptop or desktop
Steak or BJ?
WSOP or WPT
Satalite or supertsatalite
Bond or Bauer?
analogue or digital
deal or no deal
Breasts or legs? (I'm talking KFC of course!)
Stop 'n Go   or   All-in over the top
dot cotton or pat butcher
bacon or sasauge
comedy or drama?
Victor Meldrew or Basil Fawlty?
fried egg sandwich or bacon sandwich
Knight Rider or Airwolf?
Batman or Spiderman
comics or cartoons
MSN or SMS
PS3 or XBOX 360
Laddies or VC
Sparticus or Maximus?
Dominos or Pizza Hut?
Simpsons or Futurama
Life of Brian or Holy Grail
Specs or contacts
Retro or Nouveau
Iranu or Uvavu?
Cheryl Tweedy or Charlotte Church?
Little or Large
Felicity Kendall or Michaela Strachan
City of Gold or The 3 Muskahounds
Pat Sharpe or Timmy Mallet?
The future or the past?
Kylie Manogue's Bum or J-Lo's breasts
Boy or Girl
Beach or Sightseeing
X-Ray specs or next weeks Lotto numbers
Ungar or Chan?
1/2 packet of cigarettes or full tank of gas
Sausages - Beef or Pork
spit or swallow
estate agent or jehovah's witness
Beardsley or Le Tissier?
Tottenham or Arsenal
Fever Pitch or Pride and Prejudice
Shakespeare or Tarentino?
Salt and Vinegar or Ready Salted?
Sun or Snow?
Sofa and DVD or Party Animal?
Sushi or Fish and Chips?
Blues or Jazz
Wine-o or lager lout?
Cat or Dog
Babies or Teenagers
beagles or alsatians?
Mcdonalds or Burger King
Ferrari or Lambourgini
buriel or cremation
Holdem or Omaha
AK or 2,2
Barny Boatman Or Ross Boatman
King Kong or Godzilla?
Party or Pokerstars
Stella or Corona?
Sampras or Agassi
Old people or Young people
Bruce or Jackie
Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan
Monkey or The Water Margin?
Top Gun or Days of Thunder
Goodfellas or The Godfather
Weekend at Bernies or Deuce Bigalow
Sidious or Yoda?
Dr Who Or Blakes Seven?
Notre Dame or Michigan State
Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man
Tyson or Bruno
Gas or Electric
Night or Day
Insomniac or cant get up
Ecstacy or LSD
Cant get it up or cant get it down
Ministry of Sound or Cream
Dirty limper or over raiser?
jammy dodgers or custard creams
Gandalf or Dumbledore
$1,000,000  or €1,000,000
Going out last or going out on bubble
Birmingham or Manchester
Old or New
Width or Lenght (Ladies?)
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood
Sweet or sour?
Phil Ivey or Phil Hellmuth
Woods or Faldo
Little Britain or Harry Hill Saturday supplement
Maths or English Lessons?
Cold Turkey or Hot Chicken
Poker player or pimp daddy
Christmas Eve or New Years Eve?
Friends or Cheers
Courtney Cox or Jennifer Aniston
Hasslehoff or Peter Andre
Pass the sherbert or pass the ducthie
Round the Twist or Knightmare??
Pretty face or "chin down"?
Snooker or Pool
Two word story or this or that?
Jermaine Defoe or Peter Crouch...
MTT or Cash?
Milton Keynes or Luton
Chocolate or Crisps
Paper or Plastic?
Smileys or Fancy Text?
AK or 77?
Blonde Bash or Vegas?
lager or bitter?
drunk or sober?
Rugby League or Rugby Union
cincins or broadway
Family Guy or Futurama?
The Breakfast Club or Stand By Me?
Michael Mann or Martin Scorcese?
Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan
Ali or Louis?
Pull a sicky or go to work
Nokia or Motorola
Dangermouse or Count Duckula
olive oil or mini mouse
cannon or ball?
Kebab or Burger
ferguson or muhrinho?
Cheddar or Stilton
Rare or Well Done
Alan Green or John Motson?
Belgian or Swiss?
Love or Lust ?
safe or unsafe?
Smoked Haddock or Unsmoked Bacon
Rampant Rabbit or Sedated Gerbil
Curbishley or Allardyce
Beards or Moustaches
Hannibal or Murdoch ?
B.A or Face
Sharks or dolphins
Roswell or JFK
Sex or Poker
Ghost Towns or Most Haunted
Rock or Hip-Hop
Salad Cream or Mayonnaise
Captain James T Kirk or Captain Jean Luc Picard?
beckham or a brazilian?
beer or whisky
summer or winter
cheesen onion or salt n vinegar?
Shoes or Trainers
Merc or BMW
sink or swim?
Crunchy Nut or Ricicles
Tesco or Sainsbury's ?
Original or Old Favourite ?
Sky or cable?
Letter or Email ?
Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes or One Finger One Thumb?
British Bulldog or Kiss Chase ?
Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley
Red or Blue Rizla ?
Tikay or J kay?
Amsterdam or Prague ?
Ironside or Ironside? (ours or Raymond Burr)
Giving presents or recieving presents?
chips or mash?
Homer Simpson or Ned flanders
Oh Brother where art thou or Homers Odysusy
sun or the moon?
South Park or Seinfeld?
Bungee Jump or Parachute Jump?
tight end or wide receiver?
East Coast or West Coast
east 17 or heaven 17
Yahoo Chess or Gameknot?
Earl or Baron?
Slipknot or Korn
Saddam or Osama?
Chieftain or Challenger
Bush Snr or Bush Jnr
The French or The German
Rocks or Socks?
Ghosts or UFOs
collars or cuffs
Rangers or Celtic
Smilies or Polls
limewire or kazza
Hannibal Lecter or Jack the Ripper?
Freddy or Jason
beef or salmon
Maradona or Pele
Cruyff or Best?
Tomato or Tomayto (phonetically)
Semi skinned or full fat
Pretty woman or Officer and a Gentleman
Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort.
Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman
Tiger or Lion
Comfortably Numb or Wish You Were Here
The Wall or Dark Side of The Moon?
Rio or sol?
Chelsea or Man U
House or Appartment
Mike Reilly or Steve Bennet?
Milk or Cream?
Kangaroos or Koalas
Trapping or betting
Inny or Outtie (belly buttons of course!)

Sun bed or Spanish sun?
Lake or Loch
Oasis or Strokes
Hoodie or Sunglasses
NFL or MLB
QPR First team or QPR reserves?
Shetland Isles or Channel Islands
natural blonde or bottle blonde??
Eng BB2 Team or Scot BB2 Team
36C or 44DD
Six Million Dollar Man or The Man From Uncle?
Cardplayer or Poker Europa?
Mega Mac or Double Whopper?
Tony Soprano or Uncle Junior
Lost or Six Feet Under?
They think it's all over or Have I got news for you?
Peter Cook or Dudley Moore?
Testosterone or Oestrogen?
Hearns or Hagler?
Henry or Ronaldinho?
Bramble or Boumsong?  Neither.
crumble or cake?
Greaves or Hurst?
Rounders or Lock Stock & two smoking barrels
Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham
Beef or Lamb
BMW M6 OR BMW M5
Crab Legs or Lobster Claws
mexican or italian
barbados or bognor
Regis or Christie
Package or Letter
french or saunders
Camembert or English Stilton
Morse or Poirot?
Kerplunk or Mousetrap
friend or foe?
red or white wine
bidup tv or pricedrop tv
Blond Tikay or Blonde Paris Hilton
Brian Lara or Sachin Tendulkar
Coco Pops or Choco Pops?
Gucci or Prada
H&M or M&S
sea air or mountain air
Piercings or Tattooschess or backgammon
Aliens or Predators
pizza or Kebab
Cheese strings or cheese triangles
Pub or club
Live Music or Pool
Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard
Klingons or Romulans
Paris Hilton or Chantelle
Burger or Hot Dog
Marmite or Bovril
Urine or Faecespasta or rice
villa or blues?
Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy?
california girls or highland lassies
Lennon or McCartney
john or yoko?
old or new testament
wordcup or olympic games?
Brown sauce or red?
Manual or Automatic
Quad bike / Scrambler
eggs or bacon?
Conservative or Labour
left or right (handed)
Their place or yours
Nike or Adidas
monarchy or republic
thomas the tank or ivor the engine
Orange Juice or Apple Juice
On top or underneath
Cookies or Cake
dairy milk or galaxy
Sklanksy or Harrington
One bottle or two into the shower?
t'internet or live
Ladbrokes or William Hill
Strawberry or Rasberry
Hillwalking or a Kebab?
Giver or Receiver ?
whips or chains
Real Madrid or Barcelona
Back door or front
Chocolate Milkshake or Strawberry Milkshake
MOH or Unreal tourny
Slap or Tickle
Pies or Pizza
Volvo or Saab
mustard or horseradish
razz or A-5 triple draw
Doyle Brunson or Todd Brunson
Walkers Crisps or Kettle chips
smokey bacon or beef and onion
Kill Phil or Kill Bill
benji or lassie (you have a shotgun)
Bugatti Veyron £5million to make 1000BHP 280MPH or a Mclaren Mercedes
Gala Notts or Broadway
Subaru Impreza or Evo
blu tac or prit stik
Catapult or Air Gun
put up shelves or spend the day online
Ironing or Hoovering
Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dass?
Belgium or France
black or white (chess)
MJ or Madge?
starsky or hutch
Omaha Hi Lo or Hi Lo Silver Lining
lone ranger or tonto
Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves
superman or lex luthor
Bruce wayne or Batman
Stadler or Waldorf
Hilton or Hyatt
paris or nicole
Big flirt or sweet and innocent?
Leg or Breast
16 or 26 (years of age )
AA UTG or KK on the button
98 suited or A10 off
Kems or Copags
youth and emthusiasm or age and

That took me bloody ages.