Coca-Cola or Pepsi? PEPSI
Scarface or The Godfather? SCARFACE
half full / half empty HALF EMPTY
Saturday or Sunday? SATURDAY
Stockings or tights. TIGHTS
spring or autumn SPRING
Indian or Chinese ? CHINESE
Bath or Shower BATH
Totalatarianism or Democracy DEMOCRACY
Roundhead or Cavalier CAVALIER
La-La or Po PO
Diesel or Unleaded UNLEADED
J,J or A10 A 10
Bus it or Walk it WALK IT
BBC news 24 or Skynews SKYNEWS
Daniel Negraneau or Howard Lederer HOWARD
Blonde or brunette BLONDE
Buffy / Cordellia BUFFY
Raul / Fernando Torres WHO???
washing up or drying up WASHING UP
red / blue RED
Snoopy or Scooby Doo SCOOBY
limit or no-limit NO LIMIT
whole nut / fruit and nut FRUITNUT
ice cream or ice lolly ICE LOLLY
Pacino or De Niro? DE NIRO
Del Boy or Rodney DELBOY
STT or MTT MTT
Eyes or smile? EYES
Bungle or Zippy ZIPPY
Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman? WHO???
Hero or sidekick SIDEKICK
Apple or Pear APPLE
chocolate or vanilla CHOCOLATE
Real ale or Lager LAGER
Gerrard or Lampard? LAMPARD
Scottish or Welsh SCOTTISH
french or german FRENCH
Personality or looks? PERSONALITY
The truth or complete bollox? TRUTH
Easyjet or ryanair RYANAIR
Tent ot caravan CARAVAN
swings / roundabouts ROUNDERBOUTS
Freezeout or Rebuy? FREEZEOUT
hendon or Blonde BLONDE
Tea or Coffee COFFEE
Sugar or Sweetex? SWEETEX
Peanut Butter or Jelly? PEANUT BUTTER
laptop or desktop DESKTOP
Steak or BJ? STEAK
WSOP or WPT WPT
Satalite or supertsatalite SATELITE
Bond or Bauer? BOND
analogue or digital DIGITAL
deal or no deal NO DEAL
Breasts or legs? (I'm talking KFC of course!) BREAST
Stop 'n Go or All-in over the top ALL IN
dot cotton or pat butcher DOT COTTON
bacon or sasauge BACON
comedy or drama? COM EDY
Victor Meldrew or Basil Fawlty? BASIL
fried egg sandwich or bacon sandwich BACON SANDWICH
Knight Rider or Airwolf? KNIGHT RIDER
Batman or Spiderman SPIDER MAN
comics or cartoons COMICS
MSN or SMS MSN
PS3 or XBOX 360 PS3
Laddies or VC LADDIES
Sparticus or Maximus? MAXIMUS
Dominos or Pizza Hut? PIZZA HUT
Simpsons or Futurama SIMPSONS
Life of Brian or Holy Grail LIFE BRIAN
Specs or contacts SPECS
Retro or Nouveau RETRO
Iranu or Uvavu? WHO??
Cheryl Tweedy or Charlotte Church? CHARLOTTE CHURCH
Little or Large LARGE
Felicity Kendall or Michaela Strachan THATS A HARD ONE..FELICITY
City of Gold or The 3 Muskahounds THE 3 MUSKYS
Pat Sharpe or Timmy Mallet? TIMMY MALLET
The future or the past? PAST
Kylie Manogue's Bum or J-Lo's breasts J-LO
Boy or Girl GIRL
Beach or Sightseeing BEACH
X-Ray specs or next weeks Lotto numbers X RAY
Ungar or Chan? UNGAR
1/2 packet of cigarettes or full tank of gas FAGS
Sausages - Beef or Pork PORK
spit or swallow SPIT
estate agent or jehovah's witness ESTATE AGENTS
Beardsley or Le Tissier? LE TISS
Tottenham or Arsenal TOTTENHAM
Fever Pitch or Pride and Prejudice PRIDE PREJUDICE
Shakespeare or Tarentino? TARENTO
Salt and Vinegar or Ready Salted? READY SALTED
Sun or Snow? SUN
Sofa and DVD or Party Animal? PARTY ANIMAL
Sushi or Fish and Chips? FISH CHIPS
Blues or Jazz BLUES
Wine-o or lager lout? LAGER LOUT
Cat or Dog DOG
Babies or Teenagers BABIES
beagles or alsatians? ALSATIAN
Mcdonalds or Burger King BURGER KING
Ferrari or Lambourgini FERRARI
buriel or cremation BURIEL
Holdem or Omaha HOLDEM
AK or 2,2 AK
Barny Boatman Or Ross Boatman ROSS
King Kong or Godzilla? GODZILLA
Party or Pokerstars POKERSTARS
Stella or Corona? STELLA
Sampras or Agassi AGRESSI
Old people or Young people YOUNG
Bruce or Jackie JACKIE
Ultimate Warrior or Hulk Hogan HULK
Monkey or The Water Margin? MONKEY
Top Gun or Days of Thunder THUNDER
Goodfellas or The Godfather GODFATHER
Weekend at Bernies or Deuce Bigalow DEUCE BIGLOW
Sidious or Yoda?
Dr Who Or Blakes Seven? DR WHO
Notre Dame or Michigan State NOTRE DAME
Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man HE MAN
Tyson or Bruno TYSON
Gas or Electric GAS
Night or Day DAY
Insomniac or cant get up CANT GET UP
Ecstacy or LSD NEITHER
Cant get it up or cant get it down CANT GET DOWN
Ministry of Sound or Cream CREAM
Dirty limper or over raiser? OVER RAISER
jammy dodgers or custard creams JAMMIES
Gandalf or Dumbledore DUMBLEDOF
$1,000,000 or €1,000,000 EUROS
Going out last or going out on bubble GOING OUT LAST
Birmingham or Manchester MANCHESTER
Old or New NEW
Width or Lenght (Ladies?) LENGHT
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood JOHN WAYNE
Sweet or sour? SWEET
Phil Ivey or Phil Hellmuth IVEY
Woods or Faldo WOODS
Little Britain or Harry Hill Saturday supplement LITTLE BRITAIN
Maths or English Lessons? MATHS
Cold Turkey or Hot Chicken HOT CHICKEN
Poker player or pimp daddy POKER PLAYER
Christmas Eve or New Years Eve? XMAS EVE
Friends or Cheers FRIENDS
Courtney Cox or Jennifer Aniston COURTNEY COX
Hasslehoff or Peter Andre PETER
Pass the sherbert or pass the ducthie PASS THE DUCTHIE
Round the Twist or Knightmare?? ROUND THE TWIST
Pretty face or "chin down"? PRETTY FACE
Snooker or Pool POOL
Two word story or this or that? THIS OR THAT
Jermaine Defoe or Peter Crouch... PETER
MTT or Cash? MTT
Milton Keynes or Luton LUTON
Chocolate or Crisps CHOCOLATE
Paper or Plastic? PAPER
Smileys or Fancy Text? SMILY
AK or 77? 77
Blonde Bash or Vegas? BLONDE BASH
lager or bitter? LAGER
drunk or sober? DRUNK
Rugby League or Rugby Union RUGBY UNION
cincins or broadway CINCINS
Family Guy or Futurama? FAMILY GUY
The Breakfast Club or Stand By Me? THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Michael Mann or Martin Scorcese? MICHEAL MANN
Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan MICHEAL JORDAN
Ali or Louis? ALI
Pull a sicky or go to work WORK
Nokia or Motorola NOKIA
Dangermouse or Count Duckula DANGERMOUSE
olive oil or mini mouse MINI MOUSE
cannon or ball? BALL
Kebab or Burger KEBAB
ferguson or muhrinho? FERGUSON
Cheddar or Stilton CHEDDAR
Rare or Well Done WELLDONE
Alan Green or John Motson? ALAN GREEN
Belgian or Swiss? SWISS
Love or Lust ? LUST
safe or unsafe? SAFE
Smoked Haddock or Unsmoked Bacon BACON
Rampant Rabbit or Sedated Gerbil RABBIT
Curbishley or Allardyce
Beards or Moustaches BEARD
Hannibal or Murdoch ? HANNIBIL
B.A or Face FACE
Sharks or dolphins SHARKS
Roswell or JFK JFK
Sex or Poker POKER
Ghost Towns or Most Haunted MOST HAULTED
Rock or Hip-Hop ROCK
Salad Cream or Mayonnaise MAYO
Captain James T Kirk or Captain Jean Luc Picard?
beckham or a brazilian? BECKHAM
beer or whisky WHISKY
summer or winter SUMMER
cheesen onion or salt n vinegar? CHEESE ONION
Shoes or Trainers TRAINERS
Merc or BMW BMW
sink or swim? SWIM
Crunchy Nut or Ricicles CRUNCHY NUT
Tesco or Sainsbury's ? TESCOS
Original or Old Favourite ? OLD FAV
Sky or cable? SKY
Letter or Email ? LETTER
Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes or One Finger One Thumb? ONE FINGER
British Bulldog or Kiss Chase ? BRITISH BULLDOG
Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley ELVIS
Red or Blue Rizla ? RED
Tikay or J kay? TIKAY
Amsterdam or Prague ? AMSTERDAM
Ironside or Ironside? (ours or Raymond Burr)
Giving presents or recieving presents?GIVING
chips or mash? CHIPS
Homer Simpson or Ned flanders HOMER
Oh Brother where art thou or Homers Odysusy OH BRO
sun or the moon? SUN
South Park or Seinfeld? SOUTH PARK
Bungee Jump or Parachute Jump? PARA
tight end or wide receiver? TIGHTEND
East Coast or West Coast EAST COAST
east 17 or heaven 17 HEAVEN 17
Yahoo Chess or Gameknot? YAHOO CHESS
Earl or Baron? BARON
Slipknot or Korn SLIPKNOT
Saddam or Osama? SADDAM
Chieftain or Challenger CHEIFTAN
Bush Snr or Bush Jnr SNR
The French or The German THE FRENCH
Rocks or Socks? ROCKS
Ghosts or UFOs GHOST
collars or cuffs COLLARS
Rangers or Celtic CELTIC
Smilies or Polls SMILIES
limewire or kazza LIMEWIRE
Hannibal Lecter or Jack the Ripper? HANNIBAL
Freddy or Jason JASON
beef or salmon BEEF
Maradona or Pele PELE
Cruyff or Best? BEST
Tomato or Tomayto (phonetically) TOMATEOS
Semi skinned or full fat SEMI
Pretty woman or Officer and a Gentleman PRETTY WOMEN
Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort. JD
Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman NATALIE
Tiger or Lion LION
Comfortably Numb or Wish You Were Here WISH YOU WERE HERE
The Wall or Dark Side of The Moon? THE WALL
Rio or sol? RIO
Chelsea or Man U CHELSEA
House or Appartment HOUSE
Mike Reilly or Steve Bennet? STEVE BENNETT
Milk or Cream? CREAM
Kangaroos or Koalas KANGEROO
Trapping or betting BETTING
Inny or Outtie (belly buttons of course!) INNIE
Sun bed or Spanish sun? SUN BED
Lake or Loch LAKE
Oasis or Strokes STROKES
Hoodie or Sunglasses SUNGLASSES
NFL or MLB NFL
QPR First team or QPR reserves? QPR RES
Shetland Isles or Channel Islands SHETLANDS
natural blonde or bottle blonde?? BOTTLE
Eng BB2 Team or Scot BB2 Team SCOTTLANDBB2
36C or 44DD 36C
Six Million Dollar Man or The Man From Uncle? 6 DOLLAR MAN
Cardplayer or Poker Europa? CARD PALYER
Mega Mac or Double Whopper? DOULBE WHOPPER
Tony Soprano or Uncle Junior UNCLE JUNIOR
Lost or Six Feet Under? LOST
They think it's all over or Have I got news for you?THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER
Peter Cook or Dudley Moore? DUDLEY MOORE
Testosterone or Oestrogen? OESTRONEN
Hearns or Hagler? HEARN
Henry or Ronaldinho? HERNY
Bramble or Boumsong? BRAMBLE
crumble or cake? CAKE
Greaves or Hurst? HURST
Rounders or Lock Stock & two smoking barrels LOK STOK
Freddie Flintoff or Ian Botham FREDDIE
Beef or Lamb BEEF
BMW M6 OR BMW M5 BMW M5
Crab Legs or Lobster Claws CRABS LEG
mexican or italian MEXICAN
barbados or bognor BOGNOR
Regis or Christie CHRISTIE
Package or Letter LETTER
french or saunders FRENCH
Camembert or English Stilton ENGLISH STILTON
Morse or Poirot? MORSE
Kerplunk or Mousetrap MOUSE TRAP
friend or foe? FRIEND
red or white wine WHITE
bidup tv or pricedrop tv BID UP
Blond Tikay or Blonde Paris Hilton BLOND PARIS
Brian Lara or Sachin Tendulkar BRIAN LARA
Coco Pops or Choco Pops? COCA POPS
Gucci or Prada GUCCI
H&M or M&S M&S
sea air or mountain air SEA AIR
Piercings or Tattoos TATTOOS
chess or backgammon CHESS
Aliens or Predators ALEIN
pizza or Kebab KEBAB
Cheese strings or cheese triangles CHEESE TRIANGLES
Pub or club PUB
Live Music or Pool HARD ONE BOTH
Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard EDDY
Klingons or Romulans ROMULANS
Paris Hilton or Chantelle PARIS
Burger or Hot Dog HOT DOGS
Marmite or Bovril MARITE
Urine or Faeces NEITHER
pasta or rice RICE
villa or blues? VILLAS
Brian Wilson poker player or Brian Wilson Beach Boy? ROOKIE
california girls or highland lassies CALIFORNIA GIRLS
Lennon or McCartney LENNON
john or yoko? YOKO
old or new testament OLD
wordcup or olympic games? OLYMPIC
Brown sauce or red? BROWN
Manual or Automatic AUTO
Quad bike / Scrambler QUADS
eggs or bacon? BACON
Conservative or Labour NEITHER
left or right (handed) RIGHHT
Their place or yours YOURS
Nike or Adidas NIKE
monarchy or republic REPUBLIC
thomas the tank or ivor the engine TANK
Orange Juice or Apple Juice OJ
On top or underneath ON TOP
Cookies or Cake CAKE
dairy milk or galaxy GALAXY
Sklanksy or Harrington SKLANSKY
One bottle or two into the shower? ONE BOTTLE
t'internet or live LIVE
Ladbrokes or William Hill LADDIES
Strawberry or Rasberry STRAWBERRY
Hillwalking or a Kebab? KEBEB
Giver or Receiver ? GIVER
whips or chains WHIPS
Real Madrid or Barcelona BARCELONA
Back door or front FRONT
Chocolate Milkshake or Strawberry Milkshake CHOC SHAKE
MOH or Unreal tourny MOH
Slap or Tickle SLAP
Pies or Pizza PIZZA
Volvo or Saab SAAB
mustard or horseradish MUSTARD
razz or A-5 triple draw RAZZ
Doyle Brunson or Todd Brunson TODD
Walkers Crisps or Kettle chips WALKERS
smokey bacon or beef and onion SMOKY BACON
Kill Phil or Kill Bill KILL BILL
benji or lassie (you have a shotgun) LASSIE
Bugatti Veyron £5million to make 1000BHP 280MPH or a Mclaren MercedesMC LAREN
Gala Notts or Broadway BROADWAY
Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi Evo VIII EITHER
blu tac or prit stik BLU TAK
Catapult or Air Gun AIR GUN
put up shelves or spend the day online DAY ONLINE
Ironing or Hoovering HOOVRING
Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dass? BEN JERRYS
Belgium or France FRANCE
black or white (chess) WHITE
MJ or Madge? MJ
starsky or hutchHUTCH
Omaha Hi Lo or Hi Lo Silver Lining OMAHA
lone ranger or tonto TONTO
Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves TOM CRUSIE
superman or lex luthor SUPER MAN
Bruce wayne or Batman BATMAN
Stadler or WaldorfWALFDOFL
Hilton or Hyatt HILTON
paris or nicole PARIS
Big flirt or sweet and innocent? BIG FLIRT
Leg or Breast LEGS
16 or 26 (years of age )16
AA UTG or KK on the button KK BUTTON
98 suited or A10 off 89 SUITED
Kems or CopagsKEMS
youth and emthusiasm or age and cynisismYOUTH
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