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KingPoker
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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Reply #15 on:
December 24, 2007, 11:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Dingdell on December 24, 2007, 11:33:10 AM
Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Dingdell on December 23, 2007, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 06:00:09 PM
LMAO
One of the girl's in work is so thick, her head must actually hurt.
We were following one of those walkers crisps white vans with the potatos painted on the back and she asked
"are those doors made of glass coz i can see the potatoes inside"
(also disregarding the fact that the potatoes were about 4ft tall!)
Is she Welsh?
no she's english
Was she in Wales at the time?
maybe....
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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Quote from: KingPoker on December 24, 2007, 11:44:01 PM
Quote from: Dingdell on December 24, 2007, 11:33:10 AM
Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Dingdell on December 23, 2007, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 06:00:09 PM
LMAO
One of the girl's in work is so thick, her head must actually hurt.
We were following one of those walkers crisps white vans with the potatos painted on the back and she asked
"are those doors made of glass coz i can see the potatoes inside"
(also disregarding the fact that the potatoes were about 4ft tall!)
Is she Welsh?
no she's english
Was she in Wales at the time?
maybe....
did she have any welsh in her?
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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January 12, 2008, 06:58:44 PM »
We were watching a BBC Four documentary about 60s pop music last night, the show included several interviews with Pete Townshend of "The Who"
For reasons best known to himself, Pete's language was explicit and unnecessarily vulgar, prompting a disgusted Mrs Red to comment.
"Why don't you stop swearing? Mr dirty bastard"
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2007, 08:07:44 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 23, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
Lol, who was the TV bimbo, and why do you keep sharp bulbs in a box?
obviously they are kept in the box to stop bimbos from cutting themselves as they hand them to the superior race to replace them!! well you wouldnt keep blunt 1's would ya???
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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January 14, 2008, 11:32:31 AM »
Adam...snat jr. aged 12 playing rugby yesterday...........
crashes over the try line with a mass of bodies from the opposition all around him........opposition bodies all shouting out "HELD UP! HELD UP!" intimating that they had stopped him from scoring...........
12 year old voice from bottom of the pile "HELD UP MY ARSE!!!!" Try awarded for superlative humour
I blame the schools
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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January 14, 2008, 11:33:32 AM »
Quote from: Snatiramas on January 14, 2008, 11:32:31 AM
Adam...snat jr. aged 12 playing rugby yesterday...........
crashes over the try line with a mass of bodies from the opposition all around him........opposition bodies all shouting out "HELD UP! HELD UP!" intimating that they had stopped him from scoring...........
12 year old voice from bottom of the pile "HELD UP MY ARSE!!!!" Try awarded for superlative humour
I blame the schools
lmao
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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January 14, 2008, 04:51:08 PM »
Quote from: Snatiramas on January 14, 2008, 11:32:31 AM
Adam...snat jr. aged 12 playing rugby yesterday...........
crashes over the try line with a mass of bodies from the opposition all around him........opposition bodies all shouting out "HELD UP! HELD UP!" intimating that they had stopped him from scoring...........
12 year old voice from bottom of the pile "HELD UP MY ARSE!!!!" Try awarded for superlative humour
I blame the schools
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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January 14, 2008, 04:58:39 PM »
dont know if i ever told you about lewy the legend MY MATE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hes thick as chit and silly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
we were in the showers once after rugby and it was so steamy in there you couldnt see your hand infront of you,,,,,,,,,,,,,
he said fook me its steamy in here,,,,go down there and see if you can see yourself up here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
thats lewy all over 20 stone gental giant who got a business turnover of 20 million but hes thick as hell....................
his missus bought him shoes to take to south africa for the rugby i said hey lewy them shoes are a bit big arnet they?
i said what size feet are you he said 12 i said what size are they he answered 13.5 i said there too big yaaaaa donut,,,,,,,,,HIS ANSWER,,,,,,,,,,,I WILL GROW INTO THEM,,,,,,,,,,,HE WAS 36 AT THE TIME .....................
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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Quote from: sofa----king on January 14, 2008, 04:58:39 PM
dont know if i ever told you about lewy the legend MY MATE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hes thick as chit and silly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
we were in the showers once after rugby and it was so steamy in there you couldnt see your hand infront of you,,,,,,,,,,,,,
he said fook me its steamy in here,,,,go down there and see if you can see yourself up here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
thats lewy all over 20 stone gental giant who got a business turnover of 20 million but hes thick as hell....................
his missus bought him shoes to take to
south africa for the rugby i said hey lewy them shoes are a bit big arnet they?
i said what size feet are you he said 12 i said what size are they he answered 13.5 i said there too big yaaaaa donut,,,,,,,,,HIS ANSWER,,,,,,,,,,,I WILL GROW INTO THEM,,,,,,,,,,,HE WAS 36 AT THE TIME .....................
lol
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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Sitting at the final table at Luton a few weeks back, one of the 500 chips snapped in half, for the second time, a well known blonde said something like, give them 125 chips each and they'll be ok
. The dealer said to the blondeite, are you an accountant by any chance? To which he replied err yes!!
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January 15, 2008, 11:18:23 AM »
My 21 y.o. daughter (just set up home) phoned to ask if you mash potatoes BEFORE or AFTER boiling them
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January 15, 2008, 11:21:34 AM »
And?
Whats the answer?
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January 15, 2008, 11:31:15 AM »
dunno, waiting for GF to get home from work
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January 15, 2008, 11:43:29 AM »
Quote from: TEX FITZ on January 15, 2008, 11:18:23 AM
My 21 y.o. daughter (just set up home) phoned to ask if you mash potatoes BEFORE or AFTER boiling them
marks and spencers microwaveable mash already done
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January 15, 2008, 11:45:04 AM »
Quote from: cia260895 on January 15, 2008, 11:43:29 AM
Quote from: TEX FITZ on January 15, 2008, 11:18:23 AM
My 21 y.o. daughter (just set up home) phoned to ask if you mash potatoes BEFORE or AFTER boiling them
marks and spencers microwaveable mash already done
just get your 13YO daughter to do it..only costs you 100£ a week
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