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« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2008, 11:54:09 AM »

My 21 y.o. daughter (just set up home) phoned to ask if you mash potatoes BEFORE or AFTER boiling them

marks and spencers microwaveable mash already done

just get your 13YO daughter to do it..only costs you 100£ a week Wink

(step daughter) if she was mine id have more say!! she would only say no anyway
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« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2008, 11:58:29 AM »

Ahh now here's another point CIA, dont u have the same authority over her as ur missus does?

My girlfriend is far stricter than i am and it is her 'step-daughter' if you like.
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« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2008, 02:52:51 PM »

Ahh now here's another point CIA, dont u have the same authority over her as ur missus does?

My girlfriend is far stricter than i am and it is her 'step-daughter' if you like.
no m8 i have absolutely no say anymore if  i tell her something she jusr back chats me and ignores me
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« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2008, 09:22:19 PM »

Hmmm sounds familiar!!
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« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2008, 11:45:08 AM »

Bridie, on phone to sister "I can't hear you, my dad's doing the twist"

Mrs Red, "I bet thats a sentence you never thought you would say"
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« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2008, 11:51:16 AM »

Bridie, on phone to sister "I can't hear you, my dad's doing the twist"

Mrs Red, "I bet thats a sentence you never thought you would say"

Damn it....why did the lord give me such a good imagination
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« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2008, 01:49:58 PM »

Bridie, on phone to sister "I can't hear you, my dad's doing the twist"

Mrs Red, "I bet thats a sentence you never thought you would say"

Damn it....why did the lord give me such a good imagination
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« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2008, 09:56:19 PM »

Sadie's latest,

"I hate those flat shoes, it's like walking on your feet"
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« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2008, 10:42:30 PM »

Whilst in Sydney,I t ook my Lucy and a friend from up north,she'd paled up with.,to Botany bay national park.
The place is a bit remote and about 10 miles south of Sydney.
When we were reading whare Captain cook landed, and whare he came ashore to build the first camp.
After we'd finished,and said goodbye to the park,Lucy's friend commented,
"Why did he come ashore in such an empty place.........you'd have thought he'd go to Sydney."!!!!

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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2008, 10:44:19 PM »

 
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« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2008, 09:09:00 AM »

Whilst in Sydney,I t ook my Lucy and a friend from up north,she'd paled up with.,to Botany bay national park.
The place is a bit remote and about 10 miles south of Sydney.
When we were reading whare Captain cook landed, and whare he came ashore to build the first camp.
After we'd finished,and said goodbye to the park,Lucy's friend commented,
"Why did he come ashore in such an empty place.........you'd have thought he'd go to Sydney."!!!!



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« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2008, 10:49:07 PM »

Watching big brother with my mum a few years back, spencer and some other guy i forget the name of were talking about what would be shown on the first 'episode'.  My mum said to me 'not this, its boring'
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« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2008, 05:48:05 PM »

My daughter: (Muzelley) "Dad, why are you wearing that hat?"

Me: (With appropriate hand gestures) "Cos it makes me look phat"

Mrs Red: "He doesn't mean fat, he means...."

My daughter: "STOP!" "Don't explain phat to me or I'll kill myself"

Mrs Red: "Phat means groovy and trendy"

My daughter: "Sigh!" "You just had to do it didn't you?"
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« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2008, 10:03:22 PM »

I must be getting old (not quite as old as TJ) but what is "phat" ?
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« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2008, 09:27:58 AM »

I must be getting old (not quite as old as TJ) but what is "phat" ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat

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Word used by those with a limited vocabulary to describe something which they find quite good.

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The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.

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Now considered a major faux pas.

1. Dude, the beat on that song is phat!

2. Check out that phat chick across the floor.

(The proper response to both of these phrases is "f*** off.")

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A stupid word.
Stop using it.

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