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« Reply #75 on: February 13, 2009, 11:10:32 PM »

Today I went into a lift with my 2 year old nephew Tommy Sprout. When we reached our floor, the doors opened with a loud "Ding!" and Tommy shouted "We're cooked!"


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« Reply #76 on: February 13, 2009, 11:31:21 PM »

Pretty good for a 2 year old


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« Reply #77 on: March 31, 2009, 04:00:36 PM »

Just picked Janes daughter up from school ... she is 8.

We get in the car and conversation goes like this ..

8 yr old "Kev, What does this mean, its "PEN" and then "IS" on the end"

Me "Where did you see that"

8 yr old "It was written on a bit of paper and stuck to a boys back"

Me "I think thats one for Mum to answer"

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« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2009, 05:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2009, 04:00:36 PM

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« Reply #79 on: March 31, 2009, 05:45:02 PM »

I just hope she doesnt say "Its what kev has between his legs, only bigger" !!!


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« Reply #80 on: March 31, 2009, 05:46:00 PM »

Quote from: Colchester Kev on March 31, 2009, 05:45:02 PM

I just hope she doesnt say "Its what kev is, and he is a big one" !!!

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« Reply #81 on: March 31, 2009, 05:48:24 PM »

Catholic Schools, always a good education....

This question, along with the "Mum, what does Gay, mean", on the weekend, is making me question my educational choices!


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« Reply #82 on: March 31, 2009, 05:59:55 PM »

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« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2009, 06:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Ginger on March 31, 2009, 05:48:24 PM

Catholic Schools, always a good education....

This question, along with the "Mum, what does Gay, mean", on the weekend, is making me question my educational choices!

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« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2009, 09:40:02 PM »

A couple of years ago I went to collect my then 11 year old daughter from her friends house.
As I was waiting in the house for my daughter to gather her things I was having a nice freindly chat with her friends mother and daughter
when out of the blue the young girl asks me what does "Wine me, dine me, 69 me" mean.
The poor mother nearly choked. lol


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« Reply #85 on: April 29, 2009, 07:06:53 PM »

Oh my days ... Jane's 8 year old comes in from the garden and asks "Whats a short cock ?" ... ermmmmmmmmmm after asking her to repeat the question it turns out she was watching the older 2 play badminton and meant "what is a shuttlecock"

Fkin hell ... Kids LOLOLOLOLOL.


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« Reply #86 on: June 21, 2009, 11:01:31 AM »

My daughter Muzelley and her friend (Discussing me)

Friend: Is he the strong, silent type?

Muzelly: His farts are...


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« Reply #87 on: June 21, 2009, 11:03:30 PM »

Had to laugh at my son yesterday when out of the blue he started saying 'bagina, bagina, bagina'.
After telling him the correct word and meaning and that he really shouldn't be saying that word out loud, he responded 'oh I thought it was a type of fruit.'
The wife looked at me as if to say don't say a word....

[ ] I always listen to my wife


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« Reply #88 on: June 21, 2009, 11:30:16 PM »

Talking to he missus about redundancies at work 5 yo pipes up "if you lose your job dad we can go on britains got talent and do that dance with our bellys out"
Still smiling about it now. (anyone got Simon Cowells number)