Bots wot talk.

[bolt pp]

just seen it, you have to pay!!!!    (again just like a real bird)

[Claw75]

just seen it, you have to pay!!!!    (again just like a real bird)

lol

[GreekStein]

Human: greekfish or greekstein?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick greekstein.
Human: stuarthopkin or evilpie?
ALICE: evilpie.
Human: ironstein or thunderc**t?
ALICE: ironstein .
Human: tikay or mcbag?
ALICE: No preference.
Human: next mod.
ALICE: I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Human: bolt or flushy?
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick bolt.

Weeeee soo much win.

[cia260895]

Human: bolt for mod or bolt gets a t shirt?
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick bolt for mod.

lol yr never getting 1

[bolt pp]

Human: shall i bump some threads on the pha board?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.


 

[gatso]

Human: should I base all important decisions in my life from this moment forwards on your advice?
ALICE: What makes you think you should?
Human: I think that's what bolt's been doing and he's turned out allright
ALICE: I haven't heard of bolt s been doing and he is turned out allright.
Human: yeah, he said you keep forgetting him
ALICE: Whoa. Did you believe him?
Human: I pretty much always believe him
ALICE: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Really always?
Human: so are you telling me he sometimes makes stuff up?
ALICE: Hmm. I get it. he sometimes makes stuff up.

[kinboshi]

Human: Do you set fire to cars?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Human: So is boldie
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
Human: are you bald?
ALICE: Robot have no hair. Dr. Wallace has all his hair.
Human: So you are bald!
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am bald.
Human: Are you boldie?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am boldie. I am a chatterbot.
Human: You are then!
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Are you a 7 foot tall, hairy, german midget?
ALICE: Am I a 7 foot tall hairy german midget? Sometimes.

[kinboshi]

Human: Do you know Barry Neville?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: His wife went to the shops for a Bipkin.
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: But it turned into a Bopkin
ALICE: Huh. "It" being what?
Human: A bipkin
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: But then the Bopkin turned into a Bopkination!
ALICE: Umm. Fascinating. Tell me more.
Human: The Bopkination turned into a Boppleberry on the way home!
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: GreekStein told me about that
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: But the worst thing was, that during all of that their house was being burgled!
ALICE: Umm. Thanks for the info.
Human: You don't like GreekStein do you?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: Is it his nose?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Human: I will thanks!
ALICE: Go ahead.

[bolt pp]

Human: tank thinks he's so clever, how do i take him down a peg or two?
ALICE: I think tank thinks he is a lot of things.


 

[thetank]

pwned by chatterbot.

fkin sigh

[GreekStein]

rofl kin

[GreekStein]

Human: Hi Alice
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Do you know Matt Russell?
ALICE: Is that one of your friends?
I can ask someone about it.
Human: Nah he doesn't have friends, just a tight white t-shirt and no penis
ALICE: Did I misundertand your question? And you would like him to have friends just a tight white t shirt and no penis?
Human: No no, you are confusing me with Kinboshi, I'm not into man-love
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? I am sorry, unknown person, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Human: His dog Ronnie bit it off
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: was born with it
ALICE: I can't say "yes" or "no".
Human: understandable, many people have brought this issue into question
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: No.
ALICE: What is your profession?
Human: Why do you ask?
ALICE: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: Ok would you like me to tell you the story of how Matt lost his penis?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me. Right on.
Human: I'll tell it anyway
ALICE: In any case, What kind of reply do you expect?
Human: We'll see.
ALICE: Indeed we will.
Human: His dog Ronnie bit it off while they were playing and chewed it so badly the doctor could only re-attach the end
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: Ronnie spat it out, now matt just has a little stub, hence his nickname Stubby
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: Heard you were the star of 2Girls1cup
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only star of 2 girls 1 cup.
Human: wow you've had a lot of shit to deal with in your life
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person. What makes you think I have it?
Human: I'm really not, but I know a man who will be.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not but you know a man who will be.
Human: Stuart 'Bopkinz' Hopkinz

[gatso]

Human: hi alice, what's your name?
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Um, My name is ALICE.
Human: just alice?
ALICE: It's only just begun.
Human: do you have a middle name?
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".
Human: wow, that's a nevillitious name
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. A nevillitious name is a terrible thing to waste.

possibly the greatest thing anyone has ever said

[Royal Flush]

Human: Will bolt ever get his t-shirt?
ALICE: Will he fck, however it won't stop the mug from trying.

[bolt pp]

Human: what is the best way to get a blonde t-shirt?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite way to get a blonde t shirt. My favorite food is electricity.
Human: i think you have to win a tourney or something
ALICE: Or something. Me? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Human: are you trying to start a ruck?
ALICE: No I am not trying to start a ruck. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Human: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.