plz delete

[ifm]

Where do we go from here?

Is it down to the lake I fear? (please insert next line - without google!)

i i i i i i....i i i i i i i i ayyyyyyyrrrrrrr??

You're....A WINNER!!!!!!

Nick Heywood - Haircut 100

Fantastic day, classic!!

[thetank]

I thought it was Love Plus One

[steeley68]

As ever, Tank - your right

[tikay]

I admit to being entirely whooshed by this.

In fact, it's so brain-numbing, I think it belongs on the Deal or No Deal thread.

[RED-DOG]

I don't care if it rains or freezes, got myself a plastic Jesus, sitting in an abalone shell

Got myself a fake madonna, all decked out with ribbons on her, assuring me that I won't go to Hell

[NoflopsHomer]

Well, i was at this petrol station right, and i'm driving my red mini and someone else in a red mini pulls up and the driver starts pointing and laughing at me. so i go up to him and say, in my customary acerbic manner, "what are you pointing at? do you think it's such a big coincidence that we've got the same car? there's thousands and thousands of these things produced every year, so it really isn't that big a coincidence that you should see someone with the same car as you, ok? i mean, if you had the same face as me or something, then THAT would be worth commenting on, so just stop your inane pointing ok?" and then i looked a bit closer, and saw that he actually did have the same face as me, and that that was what he had been remarking at all along.

[tikay]

Nope, I give up.

I've read this upside down, through a mirror, from bottom to top, played it at 33rpm. None of it makes a word of sense to me.

[ifm]

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
They faced each other back to back,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

[tikay]

Sorry - I Posted the same Post twice (see, it's got to me) & tried to Delete it, but Deleted someone else's "Beckett" Post in error. Sorry!

[ifm]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe

[tikay]

He stood on the Bridge at Midnight,

& disturbed my sweet repose,

For he was a big mosquito,

And the bridge was the bridge of my nose.

(Am I getting there yet?)

[NoflopsHomer]

Haha no worries, it's kind of inkeeping with the oddness of the thread.

[TightEnd]

You simply cannot beat this....




If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is forever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam;
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.

The Soldier
Rupert Brooke 

[ifm]

Peace upon Earth! was said, we sing it
and pay a million priests to bring it
after 2000 years of mass
we've got as far as poison gas

Wilfred Owen (i think, another WWI poet)

[RED-DOG]

The cow is of the bovine ilk

One end moo, the other milk.