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« Reply #75 on: May 20, 2006, 02:38:55 AM »
Quote from: Sark79 on May 20, 2006, 02:36:46 AM
Quote from: tikay on May 20, 2006, 02:32:45 AM


But for the sheer ingenuity of his excuse, he kept his job. Many years later, he had THE most fearful & bizarre accident when working for me, so bizarre that it topped the train/teeth story by a mile, but this time it was, sadly, true. He recovered eventually (minus his manhood), & I got successfully prosecuted by the Health & Safety Executive for failing to supply him with bicycle clips....!

Work THAT one out.


 Cheesy  I am not going to ask.  It sounds too painful...    I don't want to have nightmares.   



ok.  go on then    explain.   bicycle clips?

Trust me Sark, you WOULD have nightmares of I told you the story. It was ghastly. I can think of no worse nightmare than what happened to this guy.
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« Reply #76 on: May 20, 2006, 02:39:41 AM »
High pressure water up the pants leg?
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« Reply #77 on: May 20, 2006, 02:39:52 AM »
ok.  It is probably better that way...  Cheesy


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« Reply #78 on: May 20, 2006, 02:41:05 AM »
Trousers caught in compressor flywheel?
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« Reply #79 on: May 20, 2006, 02:42:20 AM »
False teeth in pocket?
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« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2006, 02:42:49 AM »
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False teeth in pocket?


lol
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« Reply #81 on: May 20, 2006, 02:45:39 AM »
Bicycle clips are worn at the base of the trouser.

They prevent your cloth getting caught up in the spokes and allow you to walk amongst ferrets in relative safety.
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« Reply #82 on: May 20, 2006, 02:50:16 AM »
I used to spend a lot of time with a gamekeeper, on day, he went into a public toilet with his shotgun, and...BANG!
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« Reply #83 on: May 20, 2006, 02:51:02 AM »
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I used to spend a lot of time with a gamekeeper, on day, he went into a public toilet with his shotgun, and...BANG!

eeeeeek!!
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« Reply #84 on: May 20, 2006, 02:52:10 AM »
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I used to spend a lot of time with a gamekeeper, on day, he went into a public toilet with his shotgun, and...BANG!

eeeeeek!!

Yes, he shit himself.
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« Reply #85 on: May 20, 2006, 02:52:33 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on May 20, 2006, 02:39:41 AM
High pressure water up the pants leg?

Got it in one Tom.

He was jetting a blocked drain with a high pressure - 4,000 lbs p.s.i - drain jetter. The nozzle on these rotate at high velocity, thrust forward by water pressure.

He was stood astride an open manhole cover, feeding the pipe down the drain, when it encountered a tough obstruction, & the pipe turned back on itself. At great speed, it exited the manhole, straight up his baggy trouser leg, right up to his groin, & the rest can be left to the imagination.

The accident occurred in Great Yarmouth of all places - what a pain THAT is to get to - & we ferried his wife across there daily to visit him in hossie for 8 weeks.

The HSE investigated, & I assumed we'd be cleared, it was one of those freak accidents. But they "found" against us, said we should have anticipated such an occurrence (what?) & fined us £3,000.

Accidents in Industry are not only painful, they are expensive.

We brushed up on Safety after that, & won the ROSPA Gold Award for Safety 7 years running.
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« Reply #86 on: May 20, 2006, 02:54:37 AM »
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Quote from: RED-DOG on May 20, 2006, 02:39:41 AM
High pressure water up the pants leg?

Got it in one Tom.

He was jetting a blocked drain with a high pressure - 4,000 lbs p.s.i - drain jetter. The nozzle on these rotate at high velocity, thrust forward by water pressure.

He was stood astride an open manhole cover, feeding the pipe down the drain, when it encountered a tough obstruction, & the pipe turned back on itself. At great speed, it exited the manhole, straight up his baggy trouser leg, right up to his groin, & the rest can be left to the imagination.

The accident occurred in Great Yarmouth of all places - what a pain THAT is to get to - & we ferried his wife across there daily to visit him in hossie for 8 weeks.

The HSE investigated, & I assumed we'd be cleared, it was one of those freak accidents. But they "found" against us, said we should have anticipated such an occurrence (what?) & fined us £3,000.

Accidents in Industry are not only painful, they are expensive.

We brushed up on Safety after that, & won the ROSPA Gold Award for Safety 7 years running.



eeeeeek!! Shocked
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« Reply #87 on: May 20, 2006, 02:55:47 AM »
I saw a blokes thumb cut off by a pin-hole sized jet of hydraulic fluid
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« Reply #88 on: May 20, 2006, 02:56:27 AM »
I have done many H&S courses and the general rule is that if you are hurt in the course of doing your job the company IS responsible, they then decide to what degree.
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« Reply #89 on: May 20, 2006, 02:59:45 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on May 20, 2006, 02:55:47 AM
I saw a blokes thumb cut off by a pin-hole sized jet of hydraulic fluid

We have some of our alloys cut with water jets, i'm talking about 12" by 6" blocks of material resistant to heat, distortion etc. etc. and the water jets slice it like hot knives through butter.
Incredible technology.
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