Woman (non poker)

[The Wall]

I got sent this today which I found funny................(sorry to our woman / lady posters!)

[mikkyT]

Actually there is a problem with your workings there...

You assume that "Money is the root of all problems", when in fact it is "Money is the root of all evil".

So women = evil.

[The Wall]

Like your style mikky 

[Royal Flush]

Is it just me or is something missing from this post?

[mikkyT]

Is it just me or is something missing from this post?

Women?

Wait for the image to load..... or read this paraphrased version:

To find a woman you need time and money

So, women = time X money

Time IS money

Therefore, women = money X money
Or women = money ^ 2 (where ^ 2 is squared for you non geeks)

Money is the root of all problems,

So, money = √problems

Therefore, women = (√problems)^2

women = problems

[Robert HM]

To find a woman you need time and money

So, women = time X money

Surely it should be women = time + money

[mikkyT]

To find a woman you need time and money

So, women = time X money

Surely it should be women = time + money

No because 1) then this wouldn't work, and 2) because the amount of money you spend on a girl is proportional to the amount of time you spend with her, the relationship is clearly defined and thus it would be multiplication not addition.

[RFC]

To find a woman you need time and money

So, women = time X money

Surely it should be women = time + money

typical lawyer to read the small print  

[Robert HM]

Is it just me or is something missing from this post?

A female poster perhaps?

[ifm]

but if the amount of money is undefined it wouldn't matter if it was x or + would it seeing as it then goes on to money+money or money x money
ok i'm confusing myself now

[AdamM]

I thought it was time AND money (+) but as Mikky says, then it doesn't work and stops being funny.

actually as I think about it, it must be X

if one of the variables then the answer is zero women. if it was + then a given ammount of time and zero money would still equal woman. where as in reality, no matter how much time you put in, if there's no money, theres no women.

[BlueWolf]

OMG you guys you lookin very deep into this age old problem. top class topic lol

[North Angel]

[AdamM]

in reality a good woman is priceless so it must be Women = money X time^2

 

[Robert HM]

in reality a good woman is priceless so it must be Women = money X time^2

 

I agree, absolutely bloody priceless. 

(Got a maintainance bill to prove it  )