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« on: September 03, 2006, 07:14:35 PM »

“What’s your biggest disappointment?”
“Alton Towers.”
“Oh, I’ve never been.”
“It’s rubbish, next.”
David Brent and Jude

..still makes me lol!
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2006, 07:35:50 PM »

"Bitch, get out of here, you spilt my skittles"!!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2006, 07:51:04 PM »

“What’s your biggest disappointment?”
“Alton Towers.”
“Oh, I’ve never been.”
“It’s rubbish, next.”
David Brent and Jude

..still makes me lol!

Huh? what??? what the hell is that out of, i dont get it?
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2006, 08:31:34 PM »

Basil Fawly : "Manuel, there is too much butter on those trays."
Manuel : "Que?"
BF : There is too much butter <slowly and clearly, pointing> ON THOSE TRAYS"
M : "No, no, Senior. not, ON THOSE TRAYS, no sir UNO DOS, TRES"

Manuels first scene. hilarious and I wouldnt be suprised if that joke didnt predate the whole show.
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2006, 08:38:38 PM »

Unusual priest: I said unto a fool
"If you sow rye, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "rye"
I said unto the fool
"And if your sow wheat, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "wheat"
And I said unto the fool
"And if you sow anger, you shall reap anger"
But the fool replied
"No. Becuase in your example rye and wheat
were plant seeds and therefore follow the natural
laws of physics, whereas anger is a metaphysical
property so there is no proof that it shoud act
accordingly."
And I said unto him
"Oh it will actually"
And thus the fool left.
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2006, 09:29:45 PM »

"We were on a break"
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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2006, 10:16:05 PM »

"Who's that lady with the log?"  "Oh her, we call her the 'log lady'."

"This must be where pies go when they die."

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a box of small, chocolate bunnies..."

"The owls are not what they seem."

"Through the darkness of future past,
The Magician longs to see.
One chants out, between two worlds:
'Fire, Walk with me.'"

"You will see me again, in twenty five years..."
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2006, 10:40:18 PM »

"Who's that lady with the log?"  "Oh her, we call her the 'log lady'."

"This must be where pies go when they die."

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a box of small, chocolate bunnies..."

"The owls are not what they seem."

"Through the darkness of future past,
The Magician longs to see.
One chants out, between two worlds:
'Fire, Walk with me.'"

"You will see me again, in twenty five years..."


twin peaks - a truly classic show

best quote for me is

"lets get out of here before they bring him back"
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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2006, 11:24:07 PM »

Ted to Dougal while sitting in a caravan playing with toy farm yard animals  - "These cows are small, those outside are far away"

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« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2006, 11:30:45 PM »

Ted to Dougal while sitting in a caravan playing with toy farm yard animals  - "These cows are small, those outside are far away"



hehe yes - that's excellent.  From the same episode

"does everyone know the Riverdance?" and

Father Ted: Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal: I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted: Good man!
Father Dougal: Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them!

(knew I'd got that wrong first time!)
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2006, 03:24:04 AM »


"Through the darkness of future past,
The Magician longs to see.
One chants out, between two worlds:
'Fire, Walk with me.'"


Is it not 'chance', or did I mishear?
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2006, 03:30:21 AM »

"I love it when a plan comes together"
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2006, 01:35:50 PM »

"Make it so"
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2006, 02:19:31 PM »

Power EXXXTREAM!
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2006, 02:29:10 PM »

The scene when blackadder is trying to explain to his puritanical teetotal aunt and uncle why someone just shouted "great booze up" is classic.
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