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« on: September 04, 2006, 03:29:26 AM »

I just suffered the most outrageous insane and inhumane beat I have ever suffered.

WOW - was all i could say. 

I ain't even going to post it just now I still feel sick about it, but I want to know theblondes sickest beats to see if it cheers me up any.

Over and above that, there are 12 players left when I suffer this beat and I end up with a danger stack, having been big CL  I made final table and ended up going out on the bubble due to an incompetent dealer ushering a guy to call my all-in raise with his line of as "its only 11k extra and you are  in the big blind for 8 k mate" he says to the guy who has no intention of calling with his K 5 off and his hands are shaking!

Ohh I need to go for a cold bath.
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2006, 03:35:35 AM »

this is the sickest one I had for a while, cant remember what tourney it was in, some crypto g'teed thing

Seat 1: jtm2312 (17174 in chips)
Seat 2: Dileee (10380 in chips)
Seat 4: John237 (22350 in chips)
Seat 5: PUSHBOT (13305 in chips)
Seat 7: Topaz3 (23261 in chips)
Dileee: posts the ante 100
John237: posts the ante 100
PUSHBOT: posts the ante 100
Topaz3: posts the ante 100
jtm2312: posts the ante 100
Dileee: posts small blind 400
John237: posts big blind 800
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to PUSHBOT [As ]
PUSHBOT: raises to 2222
Topaz3: folds
jtm2312: raises to 17074 and is all-in
Dileee: is all-in 9880
John237: folds
PUSHBOT: is all-in 10983
Returned uncalled bets 3,869 to jtm2312
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
----- TURN ----- [ ][]
----- RIVER ----- [ ][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
jtm2312: shows [Ah ] (A Straight, Ace high)
Dileee: shows [ ] (Two Pairs, Kings and Jacks, Queen high)
PUSHBOT: shows [As ] (Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks, Queen high)
jtm2312 collects 5850 from Side pot #1
jtm2312 collects 32140 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 37990 Main pot 32140 Side pot #1 5850 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: jtm2312 (button) showed [Ah ] and won (37990) with A Straight, Ace high
Seat 2: Dileee (small blind) showed [ ] and lost
Seat 4: John237 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PUSHBOT showed [As ] and lost
Seat 7: Topaz3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


enjoy!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2006, 03:37:50 AM »

JD's?

Slept in, did'nt leave wabash till 9am Sad
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2006, 03:39:28 AM »

Love the name Totalise, lol.

The sickest i have had in a while was in a HU SNG. Even in chips my T5 on a TT5 flop in pretty good shape compared to his 22. That was untill the 2 turn 2 river.
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2006, 08:09:38 AM »

JD's?

Slept in, did'nt leave wabash till 9am Sad

Yes mate.

I'm massive CL with 12 players playing 57k or so.  In the BB.

Jim raises to 6 k I look down and see pocket Kings I re-raise for another 15 K jim moves all in for another 15 or so.

Flop comes Xd Xd jim has the in his hand and hits runner runner to make the flush no pair up on the board to full me up. 

It was sick.  So sick.


So big dent in my stack at that point, if I win that hand I win thr toueny IMO - I played really well after a bit of a dodgy start where I was almost back through in good old glesgae in a taxi after 15 minutes.

I recovered to make final table and then the dealer was my downfall encouraging a guy to call my all in with his K 5 - I don't think the dealer meant it but it was the way he almost cajuled the boy into calling and then when the K hits the turn after an all rag flop its curtains and I am out on the button. 

Although I had a 20% saver I agreed with Paul when I was CL and he went on to finnish 2nd.

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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2006, 10:57:00 AM »

at least it was Jim and not one of the locals
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2006, 07:08:06 PM »

at least it was Jim and not one of the locals

That didn't make me feel better mate!

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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2006, 07:12:48 PM »

I dunno if it'll make you feel better but yesterday i played 14 stt's. and got outdrawn within the first 3 hands in three of them.

1)  vs.  stacks moved in on the flop when 2 diamonds hit (with no pair and no straight draw).

2)  vs.  10 in the window

3)  vs.  can't remember but i threw my (wireless) keyboard across the room.
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2006, 08:11:09 PM »

Does anyone have any beats that don't involve..... "so we were all in pre-flop"

All your "bad" beats are mince lads. Cheesy

 Has anyone got real of tale of woe with betting when you know more than 2 cards say?





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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2006, 08:18:03 PM »

No, i'm usually behind postflop.
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2006, 08:57:04 PM »

Does anyone have any beats that don't involve..... "so we were all in pre-flop"

All your "bad" beats are mince lads. Cheesy

 Has anyone got real of tale of woe with betting when you know more than 2 cards say?









Love the name Totalise, lol.

The sickest i have had in a while was in a HU SNG. Even in chips my T5 on a TT5 flop in pretty good shape compared to his 22. That was untill the 2 turn 2 river.
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2006, 08:58:27 PM »

My bad, I rarely read your posts  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2006, 09:00:15 PM »

Flopped a set of Jacks once on a J-2-4 board and managed to get a guy with two eights to stick his chips in.

I didn't win the hand...
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2006, 09:02:04 PM »

With about five minutes left in a £50 rebuy in Sheffield, there were four of us left heading for a chip count. I was second in chips.

I received Aces and locked horns with the chip leader.

All the chips went in by the turn on a 2-7-7-4 board.

He had Tens and spiked a third on the River.

I went home with 600, but it prob cost me around 2.5k

Took me a while to recover from that 1
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2006, 09:03:39 PM »

Funny, I've never had a bad beat....
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