MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

[Snatiramas]

A happy Chanukah to you all as well

[AndrewT]

So quit grumbling and get drunk whilst wearing a paper crown like the rest of us.

uhhmmmm, monkey doesn't drink either!

the closest i get to drunk is if i find a banana behind the heater in the treehouse and it has started to ferment!

Matt, what you need is a good, non-religious holiday at this time of year.

I give you Festivus!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

[Poppet7]

Making my mince pies ................... thanks for giving me a nudge Sofa  

HOME MADE MINCE PIES!! Droooooooool!

[londonpokergirl]

Well I love Christmas... so Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it

Here here, have to say can't wait to see Declans face when hes opening up his presents as this year he'll understand it more however at the moment my laptop seems to be his early xmas present hes online more than me!!

Merry xmas everybody x x

[technolog]

Merry Christmas everyone - Santa's coming early with live Poker Million semi-finals and final this Wednesday, Thursday & Friday!!!

[I, Zimbra]

[action man]

a guy who, at this time of his life is very low, his wife has left him and taken the kids, he is in heaps of debt and living rough.
  One night after finishing his 6th can of tennants super strength, decides to pluck up the courage to jump off london bridge.
   Just as he is about to jump over, he hears sleigh bells and low and behold santa arrives on his sleigh.
     "i hope your not going to jump off this bridge to your death" santa says
   "well there is nothing left for me" the man replies, explaining to santa how his life has gone from bad to worse recently.
"don't be too hasty ive got something that may make you change your mind"  " i will grant you three wishes"
already bemused by the situation the man agrees as lets face it he has nothing else to lose!!
  the first wish of having his wife and kids back is granted by santa with a click of his fingers. The second wish of £1million in cash is granted in the same manner. Steve is thinking about his third when he says, "to be honest santa, these are the only two things that i want, ill let you have my final wish" santa thanks him and explains that nobody has ever given a wish away.

Santa then explains to the man that he is a homosexual, and given that he is on business all day, that he hasnt had much sex in a while.  "my wish, explains santa, is to bend you over the sleigh and give you a good seeing to"

the man  looks shocked however agrees as he fears that if he does not, his 2 wishes would be taken away.

So santa starts out having sex with the man, when he taps the man on the shoulder and asks,

  "sorry i didnt get your name"   

  "steve" the man replies
 
"and how old are you steve"

"36"
















































"   really.............  and you still believe in santa"

[LeKnave]

 

Enjoyed that one 

[Poppet7]

a guy who, at this time of his life is very low, his wife has left him and taken the kids, he is in heaps of debt and living rough.
  One night after finishing his 6th can of tennants super strength, decides to pluck up the courage to jump off london bridge.
   Just as he is about to jump over, he hears sleigh bells and low and behold santa arrives on his sleigh.
     "i hope your not going to jump off this bridge to your death" santa says
   "well there is nothing left for me" the man replies, explaining to santa how his life has gone from bad to worse recently.
"don't be too hasty ive got something that may make you change your mind"  " i will grant you three wishes"
already bemused by the situation the man agrees as lets face it he has nothing else to lose!!
  the first wish of having his wife and kids back is granted by santa with a click of his fingers. The second wish of £1million in cash is granted in the same manner. Steve is thinking about his third when he says, "to be honest santa, these are the only two things that i want, ill let you have my final wish" santa thanks him and explains that nobody has ever given a wish away.

Santa then explains to the man that he is a homosexual, and given that he is on business all day, that he hasnt had much sex in a while.  "my wish, explains santa, is to bend you over the sleigh and give you a good seeing to"

the man  looks shocked however agrees as he fears that if he does not, his 2 wishes would be taken away.

So santa starts out having sex with the man, when he taps the man on the shoulder and asks,

  "sorry i didnt get your name"   

  "steve" the man replies
 
"and how old are you steve"

"36"
















































"   really.............  and you still believe in santa"

Life couldn't get much worse?

It just has

[matt674]

Matt, what you need is a good, non-religious holiday at this time of year.

I give you Festivus!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

I already have one thanks - it involves eating whatever i like while drinking whatever non-alcoholic drinks and playing non-stop poker for as long as i please!!

Haven't given it a name yet, as I'm the only disciple though it doesn't need one yet

[Colchester Kev]

The only significance December 25th holds for me is that it was that day 1year ago that I won my first ever MTT

[matt674]

The only significance December 25th holds for me is that it was that day 1year ago that I won my first ever MTT

yeah - i remember depositing $1000 in crypto just so i could rail you and it took them 5 weeks to get my money back from them - stupid anti-fraud regulations!!

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=5022.0

for reminiscing purposes

[tikay]

The only significance December 25th holds for me is that it was that day 1year ago that I won my first ever MTT

It was the last one you won, too, if I'm not mistaken......

[Poppet7]

Wow... people play online poker on Xmas Day?

[Colchester Kev]

The only significance December 25th holds for me is that it was that day 1year ago that I won my first ever MTT

It was the last one you won, too, if I'm not mistaken......

Hers a seasonal message from me to you tikay ... and i mean it from the bottom of my heart.....


GFY