Am i the only one who thinks people who wear sunglasses at a poker table look like proper tits?
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For the last 3 weeks, I've been wearing shades at the table.......
My eyesight has become so poor, that in seats 2, 3, 8 & 9 I can just about see if the board cards are paint or non-paint, red or black. I have NO chance of seeing the diference between, say,

and

.....
So I got myself some new specs, & they offered me a pair of prescription shades free of charge. Well, free with the £600 I'd just spent.....
Anyway, I've seen all the cool dudes wearing shades (you seen the two guys in Chips?) so I've joined them by way of "trying it out", hoping I'd look super sexy, & women would throw themselves at my feet. The jury is out so far, there have been a limited number of such incidents. Very limited, actually, but I imagine they are just shy.
Actually, whisper it quietly, I think, in many cases, flushy is right.
As for the donks who imitate Marcel by wearing shades upside down, I must say, they DO look complete tits. I must try it.