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« Reply #420 on: November 23, 2006, 09:04:22 PM » |
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When you're trying to get into a tournament last minute and the 'software upgrade' message appears and ruins it all. Argh!
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« Reply #421 on: November 23, 2006, 09:27:24 PM » |
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #422 on: November 25, 2006, 04:21:51 AM » |
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clocks that tick too loudly
the record label that terminated Russ Abbot's contract
Heat Magazine
the Unlawful Gambling Enforcement Act
Getting the Q in scrabble when all the U's are gone
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« Reply #423 on: November 25, 2006, 05:17:25 AM » |
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Bacon from service stations that has been kept warm on a hotplate too long and turned into a wierd and foul pork jerky.
Calling a big bet with the bare nut low and seconds later realising you're playing omaha hi.
Toe Stubbing.
Open overhead cupboard doors whose corners my head is magnetically attracted to.
The pint you've just supped from before realising that it is 20 degrees too warm and is actually the skaggy remains of the pint of someone who left several hours ago.
Biros that quietly leak (loudly leaking biros - now there's an invention).
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"In darker days Jason Robinson found God. But that was after God found Jason Robinson."
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« Reply #424 on: November 25, 2006, 12:30:43 PM » |
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That disgusting Lynx advert where "sweat" is gushing from the guys armpits.
Seeing it spraying over his mate's sarnie while he is eating makes me want to chuck!
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« Reply #425 on: November 25, 2006, 12:34:16 PM » |
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That disgusting Lynx advert where "sweat" is gushing from the guys armpits.
Seeing it spraying over his mate's sarnie while he is eating makes me want to chuck!
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #426 on: November 25, 2006, 12:35:17 PM » |
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Little Cook from Big Cook, Little Cook
Come back Scrappy Doo, all is forgiven.
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« Reply #427 on: November 25, 2006, 12:36:29 PM » |
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That disgusting Lynx advert where "sweat" is gushing from the guys armpits.
Seeing it spraying over his mate's sarnie while he is eating makes me want to chuck!
Oh I so agree! That KFC advert where they sing with their mouths full. Holy poop - a miracle! Red and I agree on something! lol MMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (We really need a sloppy kiss smiley!) |
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« Reply #428 on: September 17, 2007, 08:37:09 PM » |
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Presentations at the end of major poker events
people who arrive and press the traffic light button when you're already there
people who think they are cool because they cross the road slowly when cars are closing in
the night bus on a Friday and Saturday night
having to use the passenger door to get into my car
the queue and customer service at the post office
rogue trader electricians
the dribble of urine that runs down your leg if you don't shake thoroughly
emails that bounce back for no apparent reason
cold showers
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« Reply #429 on: September 17, 2007, 10:53:12 PM » |
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people who dont eat with their mouths closed
people who make eating noises i.e slurping and chomping
people who mash all their food up on their plate and just shovel it all in
people who eat stuff while going round a buffet or salad bar
bad drivers
pedestrians
young kids who have grown up all their life in england but still have some sort of ghetto accent
visible tatoos on ppl's faces
dance music
people who you never got on with from school trying to make conversation with you
moist toilet door knobs
people who want to be "individual" but then they follow the "individual" trend making the a group of "individuals" therefore they are not really "individiual" anymore!!!!!!!!
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Anyone know what the plural of Moose is???
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« Reply #430 on: September 17, 2007, 11:35:39 PM » |
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visible tatoos on ppl's faces
as opposed to the non visible tattoos on peoples faces? |
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« Reply #431 on: September 17, 2007, 11:39:36 PM » |
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Children in pubs
Children in supermarkets
Bloodsucking Leeches 'R' Us Injury Lawyer Commercials
Picture This Loans Commercials "Josh, Dad's found yer scootah"
Any Advert by the Halifax
"Breaking News" 24hrs a day
Sami Chakrabati
Sami's 'tache
People who say "Basically" far too often
"Unbelievable" goals in football
Citroen Saxo's with oversized exhausts and spoilers
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Sealed Knot Society, let's see you do this one.
Luton Town V Millwall 1985
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« Reply #432 on: September 17, 2007, 11:41:35 PM » |
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Picture This Loans Commercials "Josh, Dad's found yer scootah"
the northen bird in that advert would definently get some! |
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« Reply #433 on: September 17, 2007, 11:43:35 PM » |
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That Mcdonalds advert calling fish fingers, carrot sticks and water a "happy" meal.
Chicken nuggets, chips and a coke is a f***ing happy meal.
Fish fingers, carrot sticks and water is not happy, in fact it's barely even a meal.
Who takes their kid to Maccy D's and denies them a cheeseburger, that's just cruel.
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« Reply #434 on: September 18, 2007, 12:33:12 AM » |
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Getting a Red Hot Chilli Pepper in the eye. It is painful, it makes your eye run, water doesn't fix the problem, it is very hot, it is no fun.
If I ever become a World leader I will ban the handling of Red Hot Chilli Peppers without gloves. They are a fine vegetable with a lot of potential, however without correct care and attention it is possible to get a bad case of 'burny eye syndrome' which can result in people mistakenly thinking you have been crying .
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